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Evolved Simian
| Favorite team: | Alabama  |
| Location: | Bushwood Country Club |
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| Number of Posts: | 20587 |
| Registered on: | 9/9/2010 |
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re: Auburn RB Brian Battie in critical condition following gunshot
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/18/24 at 2:58 pm
And his brother was shot and killed.
What a nightmare for that family....
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re: Thoughts on black license plates
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/18/24 at 1:46 pm
[quote]Every time I see one I think Delaware. [/quote]
I think New Mexico, when they switched from the longstanding yellow to the black chili pepper one.
They have gone to a turquoise plate now, I think....
re: Why do people always blame the victim when things happen?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/18/24 at 1:40 pm
[quote]a couple of her sisters-in-law who kidnapped the cat from her mom’s house and killed her.[/quote]
What the actual frick???
[quote]her family is saying that she still needs to come to family get togethers even if those sisters-in-law are presen[/quote]
Easy solution to that bro. Louis...
re: Crazy story of the month Rush Propst's former wife wants him arrested on lack of alimony.
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/18/24 at 11:44 am
[quote]He isn’t going to jail for alimony.
He’s going to jail for disobeying a court order for five freaking years.[/quote]
Over alimony.
It's hard to pay it if you don't have a job.
2019 volunteer at UAB
2020 partial year at Valdosta
2021 Unemployed
2022 Unemployed
2023-2024 parti...
re: Tide Hoops | Offseason
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/18/24 at 11:22 am
[quote]We’re not only going to have a very deep team, but also an extremely veteran squad. Thunder starting five in playoffs now vs. potential 24-25 Bama starting 5 by next March:
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (25)
Jalen Williams (23)
Luguenz Dort (25)
Josh Giddey (21)
Chet Homgren (22)
Average: 23....
re: Former DEI Executive For Facebook, Nike Sentenced To Five Years In Prison For fraud
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/18/24 at 10:24 am
[quote]DEI Executive For Facebook[/quote][quote]siphoned more than $4.9 million from Facebook and over $120,000 from Nike through fictitious charges and fraudulent invoices[/quote]
No shite. They should add her salary on to the $5 million she embezzled, because her job itself was fraud....
re: Young healthy people continue to die suddenly
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/18/24 at 9:53 am
Investment bankers in New York and London?
Let me guess, your dumb arse thinks it was a vaccine and not the 100 hour work weeks and dump truck loads of cocaine.
Some extraordinarily low IQs post on this board....
re: Class of 2025 Football Recruiting MEGATHREAD
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/18/24 at 9:45 am
[quote]We just offered a safety that was committed to Arizona State by the name of 2025 Rylan Dillard.
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Interesting. He lives within bicycling distance of their campus.
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re: Crazy story of the month Rush Propst's former wife wants him arrested on lack of alimony.
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/17/24 at 6:57 pm
[quote]You mean the coach that had to forfeit MULTIPLE seasons, with different teams (Colquitt, Valdosta) due to cheating?[/quote]
Well, this is a lie.
It's funny, he's not a likeable guy at all and you could write a book about all his fricked up shite, but people still feel the need to embellis...
re: Delta Just Added 56 new, direct flights for College Football Games. Lots of SEC Options
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/17/24 at 4:54 pm
[quote]Delta has a mishandled baggage percentage of 0.51%, which is exceptional. FYI. [/quote]
I used to do 100-120 segments a year on Delta (for about 14 years). Only had them misdirect my luggage twice. They first time they got it to my hotel the next day. The second time, it arrived at the ...
re: Ongoing UAW vote for unionization at Alabama's Mercedes Assembly Plant UPDATE: vote fails
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/17/24 at 4:22 pm
[quote]So you want cheap labor, unreasonable livable wage for the American worker, to create move profit for companies? What did the American worker do to you?[/quote]
The Mercedes plant in Vance has the highest per-hour labor cost of any auto plant in the US. They are paid handsomely, and it ha...
re: Trump at Barron's graduation
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/17/24 at 2:52 pm
That secret service agent next to Melania has to be at retirement age. ...
re: Fake Eyelashes and bleach blondes - The High School Drama in Congress
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/17/24 at 2:47 pm
[quote]MTG Is the most pathetic elected person in Congress and that says a lot.[/quote]
MTG is a goddamn moron, who decided to pick a fight with an actual retard.
It hurts me to say this, but AOC was absolutely right to call her out.
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re: Class of 2025 Football Recruiting MEGATHREAD
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/17/24 at 2:40 pm
[quote]I feel like we've had decent luck with NJ kids. [/quote]
Except for Antonio Alfano.
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re: Kelly is now losing 5-star commits. What’s next?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/17/24 at 2:13 pm
[quote]Lockett[/quote]
Is going to Texas.
[quote]Ffrench[/quote]
Is following Bryce Underwood to OSU after he decommits....
re: Crazy story of the month Rush Propst's former wife wants him arrested on lack of alimony.
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/17/24 at 9:11 am
[quote] I have little respect for a man who brings children into the world and refuses to support them. [/quote]
It's alimony. He paid all his child support....
re: Each SEC Teams Worst Blowout Ever
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/16/24 at 11:39 pm
[quote]That’s ok, I am pretty sure we lost 108-0 at the hands of Alabama in the early 1900’s and lost to Suwanee (sp?) close to that same score.
Don’t think 48-0 is even close to our worst loss ever.[/quote]
A bunch of these are wrong. 1909 wasn't even Vandy's largest margin of victory against ...
re: The NIH has admitted to funding gain-of-function research in Wuhan
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/16/24 at 9:50 pm
"Poses no threat or harm to anyone"
What the actual frick? That shite killed millions of people, and this dickhead was part of it....
re: Two national championship coaches and a burner phone sex seeker walk into a bar
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/16/24 at 9:14 pm
Stallings turns 90 next year. Doesn't look like a frail old man, even with the cane....
re: Chattanooga pronunciation
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/16/24 at 6:48 pm
[quote]Chat Noo Guh[/quote]
Only by morons who aren't from there....
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