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Registered on:3/27/2013
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[quote]How did you see the Uber driver's upper leg?[/quote] C’mon like you don’t watch the Uber sex vids? Whatever....
[quote]Imagine sticking a lethal amount of fynt in your cooter and hoping for the best.[/quote] Imagine the nasty stuff in said cooter is strong and vile enough to protect her from death....
You’re supposed to drive on them, not park on them....

re: Summer of Hope tracker

Posted by KAHog on 6/4/24 at 6:19 pm
There is no word on if the two shootings are related at this time. Oh….I bet I know 1 way they’re related… ...
[quote]Had “Me So Horny” playing full volume on the stereo while fricking my GF this morning. Legendary song. RIP[/quote] Was he saddened by the loss or did he just tell you to put him in the buck and head to the frick shop?...
Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s, but, we do have a change dish you can take a dollar from....
[quote]who are the likely culprits? It was never recovered.[/quote] I don’t know, but they should be swingin from the Gallow’s Pole....

re: Postgame message for longhorns

Posted by KAHog on 6/2/24 at 9:13 am
[quote]My popcorn has been buttered now for some time. It is almost time.[/quote] Milkmen butter for you?...
How many sets a tittays she got? ...
[quote]That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.[/quote] First day here?...

re: Pee Wee Herman's house is for sale

Posted by KAHog on 5/29/24 at 8:58 pm
I’ll take it! Let me move some couch cushions....
At least the STORY had a happy ending....
Was a young kid at San Diego Zoo. Me: Dad, what are the kangaroos doing? Dad: Son, those are wallabys…. Turns to yell at my mom Hey Mom, the wallabys are fricking!...
[quote] You just have to roll with the punches[/quote] I bet you do...
It’s too hard to get in to ut and some of the high school grads are straight, so atm is out. TX money floods OU and Arkansas. Think enrollment at Fayetteville is 25% Texan. ...

re: Louisiana talent is very meh

Posted by KAHog on 5/28/24 at 6:59 pm
[quote] In America you will not find pretty women per capita than in S La. [/quote] Correct?...
[quote]I’m surprised he didn’t ice her as well.[/quote] He was trying to, but all the dick got in the way....
[quote]Your brain can release up to 4 times as much dopamine for random rewards compared to predictable. That’s how they get people addicted to slot machines even though the odds are in house favor.[/quote] Casino’s use psychology to bilk people…In other news, when a girl midget has your crank i...

re: micro maidens show

Posted by KAHog on 5/24/24 at 9:33 pm
[quote]Since they're midgets the cover charge should be half off[/quote] That’s a low blow....