re: World of Engineering wants to know what coordinates the fellas pee in on this commode

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Depends on where the stuck on- shite on the bowl is.

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The morning after sex?

G3, E5, F7

Too many variables for a straight answer.

If I’ve been holding it in and I know there’s a high velocity stream coming, I might start at the F/G-3 or 7 range with a bit of movement to see if I can get a whirlpool going. The 3 or 7 varies by the angle of my dangle.

If I’ve got a boner and need to lean against the wall, I’m playing it safe by hoping I settle into a C-5 after starting at A-5 and migrating to B-5.

If I’m carrying a risk that a shite might sneak up on me, I’m sitting and an I-4 to 6 is to be expected.

But sometimes I feel like a wild man in a public restroom and hit every grid in that pic, depending on whether or not I plan on returning to that restaurant.

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The worst is when you go and you've got one solid stream down the middle and then that little one that goes completely over the side, or on the bottom of the seat.

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Otherwise known as The Fight Starter.

J10. All day every day

I just do the golden ration from the center out. Hope I'm done before A1.

F2 orF8 but end about M5.

Aim for the center; end up dribbling on the floor.

which one are you an alter of? come on, no one buys this charade or yours

B5, right under the rim, so I have plenty of slack if the little feller is feeling old