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Willie Stroker
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| Registered on: | 9/8/2008 |
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re: Any advice on where to stay in BR
Posted by Willie Stroker on 5/9/24 at 7:48 am
[quote]A friend of my family got a room there for his visiting fiancé and she freaked out. [/quote]
As a joke?
Hopefully she accurately saw that as a sign her fiancé is a hardcore dumbass who doesn’t give a shite about her well being. For her sake, I hope she has moved on and found a better man....
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re: I dont think I like Paul Skenes anymore...
Posted by Willie Stroker on 5/9/24 at 7:33 am
[quote]Guarantee he still gets tired of all her shite though.[/quote]
We all do.
Every relationship is about the trade-offs. Paul is learning that. ...
re: NIL about to put in stipulations
Posted by Willie Stroker on 5/8/24 at 8:52 pm
[quote]Hard to say I don't like this. I miss the days when the Rose Bowl meant something[/quote]
When was that grandpa?
Seems like for the past 15-20 years promoting the Rose Bowl has required the word “pageantry” like it’s a Miss America contest instead of a football game....
re: Unbelievable stats for Kling and Milazzo today on Upon Further Review
Posted by Willie Stroker on 5/8/24 at 8:48 pm
[quote]Kling is still a shitty hitter no matter how much makeup you try to put on that turd[/quote]
It’s baseball. A batter’s primary job (especially at lead-off) is to get on base.
Kling does it better than anyone on the team with at least 100 AB’s , except for Jones and Neal.
Below average ...
re: Weird Walmart Experience in Loganville GA
Posted by Willie Stroker on 5/8/24 at 8:37 pm
[quote]As I'm traversing the front of the store where they have the ancillary services[/quote]
This is how you know there was a glitch in the matrix,,,and you may have entered the afterlife.
No one ever uses words like ancillary and traversing while at or while thinking about their experiences a...
re: Top roasts of all time
Posted by Willie Stroker on 5/8/24 at 8:23 pm
[quote]The Flavor Flav roast has to be up there. [/quote]
That was definitely a good one.
The Comedy Central Roast was like a religious holiday for me.
The Charlie Sheen one was another good one, as was Donald Trump. Each of those featured Anthony Jeselnik. - who became my favorite roaster....
re: How many of you black posters here know what a computer is?
Posted by Willie Stroker on 5/8/24 at 6:46 am
[quote]I'm not black but my wife is, using a computer is a requirement for her job.[/quote]
Is that to check in with her parole officer?
Sincerely,
Kathy Hochul...
re: MBB Portal Targets List
Posted by Willie Stroker on 5/7/24 at 7:46 pm
[quote]Any and I mean ANY one who can improve our shooting percentage would be an improvement. Crap our put back % alone was unacceptable.[/quote]
Well then you’re only going to love one of these guys....
re: Alex box renovations
Posted by Willie Stroker on 5/7/24 at 7:02 pm
[quote]Are we already considering this stadium "historic"?[/quote]
lol.
But let’s throw him a bone. The stadium has held some of the largest crowds in regular season college baseball history....
re: Alex box renovations
Posted by Willie Stroker on 5/7/24 at 6:53 pm
[quote]The "rest of that season" for Rice was 6 innings
Rendon's injury also had nothing, at all, to do with the bullpens. His teammate stepped on his ankle/collided with him. It just happened to be in the bullpen area. If that area was all flat surface, the same thing would have happened[/qu...
re: Coach Kelly says they aren’t going to buy players.
Posted by Willie Stroker on 5/7/24 at 5:05 pm
[quote]I'd honestly like to see how well these high priced transfer players actually produce, and how long they actually stick around.[/quote]
Aggies already found out under Jimbo.
It’s kind of like what the NY Yankees also find out. When you recruit people whose true passion is primarily money...
re: Men inventing new ways to open beer bottles - NSFW
Posted by Willie Stroker on 5/7/24 at 5:03 pm
Get back to me when she can pull a cork out of a wine bottle....
re: Brandon Larson SEC HR record
Posted by Willie Stroker on 5/6/24 at 8:56 pm
[quote]Right! Lance Berkman is easily TOP 5 college baseball players of all time.[/quote]
Berkman:
AB: 255
BA: .431
OBP: .538
SLG: 1.031
OPS: 1.470
R: 109
RBI: 134
HR: 41
BB: 59
SO: 34
Condon:
AB: 181
BA: .459
OBP: .568
SLG: 1.105
OPS: 1.673
R: 70 (97 at this rate with Bergman...
re: Charlie Condon - 3B UGA baseball. is having a good year so far
Posted by Willie Stroker on 5/6/24 at 8:00 pm
[quote]Condon and Cags are cheat codes.[/quote]
One of these guys is not like the other....
re: Ever resign from a job with nothing lined up?
Posted by Willie Stroker on 5/6/24 at 7:51 pm
[quote]was a truck stop blow job giver for a while between gigs. [/quote]
I don’t believe you. You did have other jobs lined up.
And it was between gags.
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re: Why are most women not funny?
Posted by Willie Stroker on 5/6/24 at 7:43 pm
[quote]The most logical argument I've heard is that men prefer and use humor that is more assertive/aggressive.[/quote]
Doing the unexpected is usually funny. With women being more emotional, it’s just not funny or clever to be unexpectedly unemotional. Women are also sensitive and take offense to ...
re: How is Travinski out?
Posted by Willie Stroker on 5/3/24 at 9:47 pm
[quote]
That frick face in the left field bleachers should get a lifetime ban is what should happen[/quote]
Tommy has experience delivering head shots on fans. He knows what to do....
re: Jordan Thompson promoted BEFORE Tre Morgan
Posted by Willie Stroker on 5/3/24 at 8:40 pm
[quote]
Thompson started the season at High A and was sent to Low A. Was he promoted today? Because he was in Low A yesterday.[/quote]
Looks like I brain farted. Thought he started at Rancho Cucamonga. His play was solid....
Jordan Thompson promoted BEFORE Tre Morgan
Posted by Willie Stroker on 5/3/24 at 8:21 pm
Yeah, I didn't see that coming either.
JT was at Low A hitting .233/.400/.465 over 43 ABs with 11 Rs, 11 RBIs, and 2 HRs...and 10 walks vs 16 SOs
He's now at High A hitting .250/.444/.400 over 20 ABs with 5 Rs, 2 RBIs, and 0 HRs...and 4 walks vs 4 SOs.
Tre should be promoted soon too.
He's...
re: Point to Ponder #1: Misuse of the word “Church”
Posted by Willie Stroker on 5/3/24 at 6:52 pm
[quote] since Pentecost are not the Church…they’re assemblies.[/quote]
I’m pretty sure even Jesus Christ is saying, “Awe Jesus tap-dancing Christ, is that really a big deal to these literalist English speaking dorks?”
Is this only an issue because you know English, and Jesus did not?
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