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Posted by jorconalx
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Posted on 3/21/24 at 8:17 pm to
I’ve always thought Jake was a good actor. This movie is like he’s just going through the motions. It’s a terrible movie. Even if you didn’t try to prop it up against the original
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
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Posted on 3/21/24 at 8:20 pm to
How can a remake of a terribly awesome movie be bad?
Posted by jorconalx
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Posted on 3/21/24 at 8:23 pm to
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ow can a remake of a terribly awesome movie be bad?


It’s a very loose remake. It’s fricking terrible. I laughed a lot, so I would put it more in the comedy category vs action lol
Posted by NatalbanyTigerFan
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Posted on 3/21/24 at 9:14 pm to
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It’s fricking terrible.

I agree 100%!
Sucked from beginning to end.
Posted by 3nOut
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Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 3/21/24 at 9:25 pm to
TexAgs was way more forgiving of this movie than you guys.
Posted by Jack Ruby
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Posted on 3/21/24 at 9:37 pm to
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I’ve always thought Jake was a good actor. This movie is like he’s just going through the motions. It’s a terrible movie. Even if you didn’t try to prop it up against the original


The screenwriting and casting were beyond fricking terrible. It felt like half the actors were pulled from a high school drama class, and the writers came with them.

This is one of the worst films I've seen in a while... And that's saying something.

This just goes to show you how far filmmaking has fallen... And Doug Liman is a good director. It's just untenable when everyone else on the film project is inept morons.
Posted by swamie
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Posted on 3/21/24 at 11:10 pm to
They really gave this turd a mid-credit scene to leave the door open for a sequel?

lol. Pass.
Posted by jorconalx
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Posted on 3/21/24 at 11:19 pm to
Patrick Swayze is rolling over in his grave
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 3/22/24 at 7:15 am to
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It felt like half the actors were pulled from a high school drama class, and the writers came with them.

This is one of the worst films I've seen in a while... And that's saying something.

Well now I kinda want to see it more.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
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Posted on 3/22/24 at 7:31 am to
Watched it last night. The only thing I didn’t like about it was McGregor. Other than that, I thought it was entertaining. Certainly not nearly as bad as this board made it out to be. I mean it’s not Casablanca or Citizen Cane, but damn.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 3/22/24 at 7:37 am to
I'm still gonna watch it, but I have lowered my (already low) expectations for it.
Posted by The Ramp
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Posted on 3/22/24 at 7:41 am to
I thought it was bad but I knew it going in. I did find it enjoyable and even pulled for Dalton. McGregor was over the top ridiculous and the witty banter was lame. It's 80's action movie bad. That being said, it's not even the worst movie I've seen this week.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 3/22/24 at 8:21 am to
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McGregor was over the top ridiculous and the witty banter was lame.

So just like Jimmy doing pole vault flips with a pool cue and Brad Wesley making quips throughout the original movie?
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
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Posted on 3/22/24 at 9:33 am to
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80's action movie bad.

Pretty sure that was what they were going for in the spirit of the original.

I thought Jake G nailed it.

I had low expectations, but was pleasantly surprised. Need more bro movies every once in a while.
Posted by Snoopy04
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Posted on 3/22/24 at 10:08 am to
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They really gave this turd a mid-credit scene to leave the door open for a sequel?

Haha, i think it was more to show that CMC wasn't actually dead for the fans that watched it solely cause he's in it. at least that's how i viewed it and i have to admit...i prefer that he wasn't dead. his exit of the hospital got a chuckle outta me.

no way there is a sequel to this.
Posted by LSU fan 246
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Posted on 3/22/24 at 11:35 am to
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Watched it last night. The only thing I didn’t like about it was McGregor. Other than that, I thought it was entertaining. Certainly not nearly as bad as this board made it out to be. I mean it’s not Casablanca or Citizen Cane, but damn.


Completely agree. What are people expecting?

They made a remake of possibly the cheesiest bad movie of all time that turned into a cult classic. Gyllenhaal had to be on the most juice of all time.

The black girl owner angle was meh and they didn't go woke with it. It still should have been an old white man that's been on the island forever. The minority presence should have just been the book store girl and her dad, which did work.
Posted by Easye921
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Posted on 3/22/24 at 11:56 am to
I will probably like it then. Most every movie this boards shits on, I enjoy.
Posted by Tr33fiddy
Member since Aug 2023
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Posted on 3/22/24 at 1:13 pm to
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Patrick Swayze is rolling over in his grave


Swayze is doing a cheesy spinning back kick in his grave
Posted by The Ramp
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2004
12256 posts
Posted on 3/22/24 at 2:31 pm to
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So just like Jimmy doing pole vault flips with a pool cue and Brad Wesley making quips throughout the original movie?


exactly. I mean it's about what you expected. pop and beer and enjoy.
Posted by The Ramp
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2004
12256 posts
Posted on 3/22/24 at 2:32 pm to
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Need more bro movies every once in a while.


indeed
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