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re: Why don't people sentenced to LIFE in prison kill themselves?

Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:15 am to
Posted by Cregg
Orange Beach
Member since Jul 2017
2027 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:15 am to
My dad got a life sentence. He was a coward so taking his own life was not in the cards. The cancer ended up getting him and he died alone in there.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
12995 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 11:11 am to
Life in prison is still a good life.

If you love to cook, become a cook.

If you love to meet new people and talk shite, you’re free to do it without the same social consequences as if you had a job.

Job? You really don’t need to work if you don’t want to.

Free gym membership.

3 meals per day, work if you want, read if you want, don’t do a damn thing if you want.

And it’s not as rapey as you guys have been led to believe.

Life isn’t that bad in prison.
This post was edited on 2/18/24 at 11:12 am
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
12995 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 11:21 am to
quote:

Black men survive longer in prison than out: study Reuters


I hope the people at Tiger Truck Stop are paying attention.
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20362 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 11:47 am to
Do you think he committed the murder?
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
10355 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 11:51 am to
quote:

Why don't people sentenced to LIFE in prison kill themselves?



Why are you a dumb arse?

I get 3 meals a day. I nap when I want. I have a free gym membership. I play in a softball league. I have a weekly poker night. And I get free blowjobs on command. Why would I kill myself?
This post was edited on 2/18/24 at 11:52 am
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
10355 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 11:53 am to
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Job? You really don’t need to work if you don’t want to.


And they don't fire you for sexual harassment or racial slurs.
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20362 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 12:05 pm to
What did your dad do to get a life sentence?
Posted by Python
Member since May 2008
6310 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 12:22 pm to
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Life is what you make of it.

You wanna see homos naked?
Posted by lsu xman
Member since Oct 2006
15618 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 12:32 pm to
Free health and dental care. Free 3 hot meals a day. Free gym membership. What's not to like.
Posted by Cregg
Orange Beach
Member since Jul 2017
2027 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 12:32 pm to
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What did your dad do to get a life sentence?



Killed his 19 year old girlfriend over $80.
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
50427 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 12:35 pm to
Vast majority are sociopaths. That's why.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
12995 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 12:47 pm to
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And they don't fire you for sexual harassment or racial slurs.

Just added life in prison to my bucket list.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124624 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 1:13 pm to
No, I do not. Categorically
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
15277 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 1:27 pm to
When John Gotti was in prison dying of cancer one of the people caring for him asked him why he was fighting so hard to keep living being eaten up by cancer and never getting out of jail.

They said he told them "Every day I'm alive I'm sticking it to the man".
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20362 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:07 pm to
Damn
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
8998 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 8:07 pm to
Bel Edwards just let out a ton of murderers doing ‘life’

Just have to wait for a Democrat to get in office and get a clemency.
Posted by troyt37
Member since Mar 2008
13355 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:21 pm to
Life in prison doesn't even mean that, unless it's life without parole. Sometimes not even then. Life pretty much means until the parents of the person you killed die off and/or the rest of the family won't kick up a fuss when they turn them loose.
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