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re: People who return their food everywhere they eat
Posted on 4/28/24 at 7:21 am to blueridgeTiger
Posted on 4/28/24 at 7:21 am to blueridgeTiger
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omewhat long therapeutic rant. Don't read if not interested. I'll relate one particularly egregious incident. It was on Valentine's Day and she had moved in with me only a few days previously. I made 7:00 pm reservations at my favorite restaurant (she was from out of town and had no preference). She could not (or actually, did not) get ready on time so we missed the reservation, but the maître d was able to get us a table for 8:30 pm. After we were seated at the table, she asked me if I had ever taken "that woman" to this restaurant. She was referring to a lady I had been in a previous relationship. I told her I had many times. She announced she was somewhat insulted that I would bring her to the same place. We let that pass and studied the menu. She said she didn't see anything she liked and that I was to order for her. My favorite was shrimp and grits so I ordered that for us both. She took one bite and said she couldn't eat it, that it was too spicy. The waiter took it back to rinse the shrimp. She was not satisfied, saying it was still too spicy and that it could cause damage to her stomach. The manager came to our table and apologized, didn't charge for her shrimp and grits and gave her a complimentary dessert. Of course, I never got back to that restaurant until I was able to rid myself of that crazy woman. My new wife loves that restaurant.
How could you marry someone like this? She must've been doing things to you in the sack no one had ever done. It wouldn't have taken me long to told someone like that to go kick rocks or pound sand.
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