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re: List all bones you've broken in your lifetime and how it happened.
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:30 pm to The Mick
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:30 pm to The Mick
I would win this if I played.
Between swings and horses as a kid, paratrooping and fighting as an adult, the two bad auto accidents, the construction accidents and ... I get to count them cracking my chest open for quadruple bypass.
Seventeen (17).
Which is why I am crippled in old age and it only gets worse.
To keep it fare/fair I'm not counting how many rock hard stiff boners I broke off in beautiful pieces of arse .... most of them dark haired blue/green eyed beauties, like my wife.
Should have never given bitches the Right to Vote btw.
The bitches brought far more pain than the broken bones.
Two things.
1 - Bitches in their 30s are incredible.
2 - Bitches loves broken up and scarred bad boys.
Extra credit.
The femur hurt the worst at the time. The C5 vertebrae is causing me the most pain in my old age.
Between swings and horses as a kid, paratrooping and fighting as an adult, the two bad auto accidents, the construction accidents and ... I get to count them cracking my chest open for quadruple bypass.
Seventeen (17).
Which is why I am crippled in old age and it only gets worse.
To keep it fare/fair I'm not counting how many rock hard stiff boners I broke off in beautiful pieces of arse .... most of them dark haired blue/green eyed beauties, like my wife.
Should have never given bitches the Right to Vote btw.
The bitches brought far more pain than the broken bones.
Two things.
1 - Bitches in their 30s are incredible.
2 - Bitches loves broken up and scarred bad boys.
Extra credit.
The femur hurt the worst at the time. The C5 vertebrae is causing me the most pain in my old age.
This post was edited on 5/13/24 at 10:44 pm
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:36 pm to The Mick
Radius and ulna being a kid in the 70s.
Sternum and a couple of rib when the seat belt caught me in a head on collision.
scaphoid in my wrist skiing moguls on the last day of the season. I went too big off the kicker. Sounds like a benign break, but I was in a cast 4.5 months. It sucked.
Sternum and a couple of rib when the seat belt caught me in a head on collision.
scaphoid in my wrist skiing moguls on the last day of the season. I went too big off the kicker. Sounds like a benign break, but I was in a cast 4.5 months. It sucked.
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:47 pm to The Mick
Pinky - motorcycle wreck
tail bone - bicycle wreck
collar bone - motorcycle wreck
tibia - wakeboarding
knee cap - baseball
4 ribs - motorcycle wreck
7 ribs - another motorcycle wreck
few toes - foot got sucked up into the rear wheel on motorcycle
wrist - motorcycle wreck
broke ring finger - got crushed working on something
not bones, but collapsed a lung twice in 2 different motorcycle wrecks
bleeding kidney from a motorcycle wreck
few concussions too
functional tear to ACL - wakeboarding
post labrum tear in both shoulders - motorcycle wrecks
I believe that is all, for now
tail bone - bicycle wreck
collar bone - motorcycle wreck
tibia - wakeboarding
knee cap - baseball
4 ribs - motorcycle wreck
7 ribs - another motorcycle wreck
few toes - foot got sucked up into the rear wheel on motorcycle
wrist - motorcycle wreck
broke ring finger - got crushed working on something
not bones, but collapsed a lung twice in 2 different motorcycle wrecks
bleeding kidney from a motorcycle wreck
few concussions too
functional tear to ACL - wakeboarding
post labrum tear in both shoulders - motorcycle wrecks
I believe that is all, for now
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:55 pm to The Mick
Pinky left hand 6th grade. Came flying down a dirt hill on my bike and a telephone pole was laying across the path. Went right and hit a curb and went flying. Front tire was done so I had to push my bike home with a broken, crooked finger.
Baby to area on left foot 25 y/o. Got out of bed and took a step. Felt cat under my right foot so it through me off balance. Caught my left foot on the tv cabinet in the bedroom. Had to wear a boot and cruches for a few months.
Broken rib. 42 y/o. Joking around I grabbed my teenage son from behind. He bent forward, lifting me up off my feet, cracking my rib.
Baby to area on left foot 25 y/o. Got out of bed and took a step. Felt cat under my right foot so it through me off balance. Caught my left foot on the tv cabinet in the bedroom. Had to wear a boot and cruches for a few months.
Broken rib. 42 y/o. Joking around I grabbed my teenage son from behind. He bent forward, lifting me up off my feet, cracking my rib.
Posted on 5/14/24 at 1:38 am to The Mick
Broken right first metacarpal (bone at base of thumb).
Broke it in 2003 riding motocross in morning practice before my race. The finish line jump was a 60 foot step-up. Unfortunately, I jumped 59 feet. Much downhill cartwheeling ensued.
Broke it in 2003 riding motocross in morning practice before my race. The finish line jump was a 60 foot step-up. Unfortunately, I jumped 59 feet. Much downhill cartwheeling ensued.
Posted on 5/14/24 at 1:55 am to The Mick
right arm- fell out of a tree. (The birth of my nickname "stuntman")
right fibula (also dislocated my ankle)- Basketball. Landing wrong on a guy's foot after trying to block a shot.
Left collar bone- Running full speed, then tripping. Happened in '98. I didn't even know it was a broken collar bone until like 3 years ago when I had to get xrays on my shoulder.
Boxer's fracture right hand; Sparring. Went for a body shot and instead got a knuckle full of bony hip.
right fibula (also dislocated my ankle)- Basketball. Landing wrong on a guy's foot after trying to block a shot.
Left collar bone- Running full speed, then tripping. Happened in '98. I didn't even know it was a broken collar bone until like 3 years ago when I had to get xrays on my shoulder.
Boxer's fracture right hand; Sparring. Went for a body shot and instead got a knuckle full of bony hip.
Posted on 5/14/24 at 4:21 am to The Mick
Fingers (numerous)
Ribs (baseball game, took a knee to the ribs)
Ribs (baseball game, took a knee to the ribs)
Posted on 5/14/24 at 5:05 am to RogerTheShrubber
Left wrist-7th grade. Tug of war anchor, once we won, my team let go and the other team continued to drag me 20 yards straight under the 250 lb PE coach.
Ankle- 11th grade. Playing noseguard, got hit low going after the QB. Thought the meniscus and LCL tear was the big prob. Doc picked my leg up then told me don’t look down.
Multiple hand, finger, knuckle breaks & fractures- 10 ft tall and bullet proof from 16-21 yrs old. The dislocated hand actually hurt the worst. Apparently I can’t break it again or I may lose it
Shattered hip and left foot-26 yrs, auto accident. 16 year old who had her license for 12 days failed to yield on left at a green light while the wife was driving my drunk arse home from a concert we had attended. Could’ve turned left on a kidless night and got some booty, but it was only 1230 and I said we HAD to go straight to hit up the local watering hole for a Halloween party. Doc said if I wouldn’t have been as large as I am, and sober, I probably would’ve died.
Ankle- 11th grade. Playing noseguard, got hit low going after the QB. Thought the meniscus and LCL tear was the big prob. Doc picked my leg up then told me don’t look down.
Multiple hand, finger, knuckle breaks & fractures- 10 ft tall and bullet proof from 16-21 yrs old. The dislocated hand actually hurt the worst. Apparently I can’t break it again or I may lose it
Shattered hip and left foot-26 yrs, auto accident. 16 year old who had her license for 12 days failed to yield on left at a green light while the wife was driving my drunk arse home from a concert we had attended. Could’ve turned left on a kidless night and got some booty, but it was only 1230 and I said we HAD to go straight to hit up the local watering hole for a Halloween party. Doc said if I wouldn’t have been as large as I am, and sober, I probably would’ve died.
Posted on 5/14/24 at 6:34 am to MTG325
quote:
Hell yea
Its why I no longer have a dirt bike..
Posted on 5/14/24 at 6:46 am to Big_country346
I'm late but I'll play.
9 bones in right foot - skim boarding on a slip slide
Bone in my wrist/hand - fell off the back of a moving car
2 metacarpals - punching something
Jaw - baseball
Cheek bone - baseball
3 Ribs - car accident
2 toes on right foot - stepped on by horse
Big toe on left foot - dropped a landscape brick
ETA: I've also had a bone removed. An os trigonum, it is an extra bone not everyone has between the heel and the achilles tendon. Mine was rubbing and fraying the tendon.
9 bones in right foot - skim boarding on a slip slide
Bone in my wrist/hand - fell off the back of a moving car
2 metacarpals - punching something
Jaw - baseball
Cheek bone - baseball
3 Ribs - car accident
2 toes on right foot - stepped on by horse
Big toe on left foot - dropped a landscape brick
ETA: I've also had a bone removed. An os trigonum, it is an extra bone not everyone has between the heel and the achilles tendon. Mine was rubbing and fraying the tendon.
This post was edited on 5/14/24 at 7:41 am
Posted on 5/14/24 at 6:51 am to The Mick
A single toe bone in the second toe of my left foot a couple of months before Katrina.
I thought about making a movie about it but the best title was already taken so I didn’t.
It did not slow me down.
I thought about making a movie about it but the best title was already taken so I didn’t.
It did not slow me down.
Posted on 5/14/24 at 6:59 am to The Mick
Jaw. Got jumped by 3 guys at a hotel my brother and a girl from HS were staying at. 2 jumped on my back and one kicked me in the jaw. They ran after they saw that I took it like a champ. I got up ready to fight. Instead I went to ER and they wired it shut 12 hours later. I sued the little pricks that did it.
Posted on 5/14/24 at 7:20 am to The Mick
kicked in the shin playing soccer fractured tibia,
Multiple ribs from coughing or falling
crushed left index finger from forklift
Multiple ribs from coughing or falling
crushed left index finger from forklift
Posted on 5/14/24 at 7:32 am to The Mick
I think I just broke a bone on my little toe dropping a small weight on it that I was using to rehab my shoulder
Nuts
Nuts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 7:34 am to pickle311
No offense, but it doesn’t sound like you’re very good at riding motorcycles.
Posted on 5/14/24 at 8:05 am to The Mick
Second toe on right foot. Fouled one straight down while batting lefty . It is now oddly long, and takes a hard right turn.
This post was edited on 5/14/24 at 12:27 pm
Posted on 5/14/24 at 8:07 am to FightinTigersDammit
Not a ton, but I've had stitches more times than I can remember. Left collarbone when I was about 5 or 6. Dislocated a pinky toe, broken/jammed fingers a few times, and took a basketball to the nose in high school. Ended up needing surgery later to repair a deviated septum.
Posted on 5/14/24 at 8:14 am to habz007
quote:
Nose - baseball
Same… twice. Now looking back, I was supposedly good at baseball, but obviously I couldn’t catch.
Also broke left arm at the elbow jumping off monkey bars in kindergarten. This happened back in the 80s so they didn’t call my parents and made me stay in school with an ice pack
Posted on 5/14/24 at 8:26 am to The Mick
right wrist - fell off monkey bars or something like that at ~5yo
left wrist- jumped off a bail of hay and fell backwards onto my wrist at ~8yo
right wrist- fell backwards in a basketball game and braced my fall and broke it again at ~11 yo
jaw- was in a car accident at ~22 yo
cheek bone- actually when getting scanned for the jaw break, they noticed my face was full of healed fractures on my right cheek. Got hit in the face with a baseball in high school. Never looked into it. Hurt like hell, but I never even stopped playing. Didn't really bruise much or swell. Apparently it broke my face.
left wrist- jumped off a bail of hay and fell backwards onto my wrist at ~8yo
right wrist- fell backwards in a basketball game and braced my fall and broke it again at ~11 yo
jaw- was in a car accident at ~22 yo
cheek bone- actually when getting scanned for the jaw break, they noticed my face was full of healed fractures on my right cheek. Got hit in the face with a baseball in high school. Never looked into it. Hurt like hell, but I never even stopped playing. Didn't really bruise much or swell. Apparently it broke my face.
Posted on 5/14/24 at 8:43 am to The Mick
Bones
Wrist-youth football
ankle-youth football
pinkie toe-stubbed on a coffee table
Ligaments/soft tissue-a lot more, with a lot of surgeries.
Wrist-youth football
ankle-youth football
pinkie toe-stubbed on a coffee table
Ligaments/soft tissue-a lot more, with a lot of surgeries.
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