Favorite team:
Location:Location: A Series of Tubes
Biography:
Interests:
Occupation:
Number of Posts:65540
Registered on:5/30/2013
Online Status:Not Online

Recent Posts

Message

re: How sentimental are y’all?

Posted by soccerfüt on 4/29/24 at 4:23 am
[quote]Stuff is just stuff. Memories are where it’s at.[/quote]Yup, Katrina & a house fiya taught me this. Having a lot of “stuff” means the stuff owns you. I’ve got a minimal amount of heirlooms, screw a bunch of old furniture, etc. The total would fit in a small suitcase. I don’t want ...
This one time at band camp…....
[quote] I'm no world renowned psychiatrist [/quote][quote]Violent Hip Swivel[/quote]No shite. Anyone with around the IQ of Freud would not have chosen such a dumb handle....
[quote]Devery Henderson CeeDee Lamb* Keon Coleman[/quote]Misspelled Jack Hunt...
[quote]He never asked about her green card?[/quote]Australians have a “grain kart” mate....
[quote]Did you get a new coat? I hear now is the time to get a coat at Macy’s[/quote]Horses use blankets for coats....

re: Is this photo AI? NSFW

Posted by soccerfüt on 4/26/24 at 7:01 am
AI can fap to this…....
[quote]Hope these astronauts have good life insurance[/quote]I know other folks who share your knack of saying the exact wrong inappropriate thing at the wrong time. Y’all have the situational awareness and subtlety of a cinder block....
[quote]Neighbor had a very nice driver one in port Allen around 2090 or so.[/quote]So you can see the future? Are we still using fossil fuels in 2090 or was that vehicle converted to some other source of power? ...
“We need to focus on the rehabilitation of St Louis Cathedral.” -Gayle Benson ...
[quote]BMW X5 xDrive45e (hybrid)[/quote]Pass As in really pass....
[quote]It's truly not safe to eat out anymore.[/quote]Not on my watch....

re: Question re: Hard Drug Use:

Posted by soccerfüt on 4/25/24 at 7:54 am
[quote]Nancy Reagan was right. If you stay in school and off the dope, you'll probably make out just fine. Deviate from that advice at your peril.[/quote]She may have been right about that but consider that advice came from a prodigious pipe smoker. (Allegedly) I was around cocaine some but ...
Ban mobile homes. (Except in Mobile, that’d be dundant)...

re: Happy Birthday Aunt Betty

Posted by soccerfüt on 4/25/24 at 7:19 am
I liked it when she’d serve me Apple Brown Betty wearing her Apple bottomed jeans and nothing else but a smile. Bangers and mash always make me think about her fondly as well. (Cause that’s what she craved every morning) Those halcyon days of yore live in her mammaries. Tell her “happy b...

re: Pictures from days gone by....

Posted by soccerfüt on 4/25/24 at 7:09 am
[quote][img] https://i.postimg.cc/G3S4L6Cs/palmer-jerry-1965-01-a-vintage-45-rpm-music-vinyl-record-2-PXJW9-E.jpg[/img][/quote]“Every party has a pooper That’s why we invited you Poster mauser Party Pooper”...
[quote]It is literally on the ticketing page, usually in picture form so that the morons also understand.[/quote]As the OP has proven, the illustrative graphics aren’t totally moron-proof. geekboy’s Mom doin’ work [img]https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZTM2ZWQ2YjUtMTQ4My00NTdiLTk5NDYtMzh...
[quote]I hated the Baton Rouge bridge and the traffic when traveling in my RV.[/quote]Trust us, we all had more hate for you than you had for BR traffic. RVs going 50 mph on Interstate Highways because their owners are a) too cheap to drive faster b) posted minimum speed of 40 mph (muh rights)...
[quote]By the way Gayle was at this game.[/quote]More concerned with raising donations for the refurbishment of St Louis Cathedral than all things Pels....