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re: How sentimental are y’all?
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/29/24 at 4:23 am
[quote]Stuff is just stuff. Memories are where it’s at.[/quote]Yup, Katrina & a house fiya taught me this.
Having a lot of “stuff” means the stuff owns you.
I’ve got a minimal amount of heirlooms, screw a bunch of old furniture, etc.
The total would fit in a small suitcase.
I don’t want ...
re: High school team tryout shenanigans
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/29/24 at 4:17 am
This one time at band camp…....
re: "Conspiracy theories are basically just spoiler alerts"
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/28/24 at 5:59 pm
[quote] I'm no world renowned psychiatrist [/quote][quote]Violent Hip Swivel[/quote]No shite.
Anyone with around the IQ of Freud would not have chosen such a dumb handle....
re: Opelousas native Keon Coleman tells reporters how to get the best Macy’s deals on coats
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/28/24 at 5:55 pm
[quote]Devery Henderson
CeeDee Lamb*
Keon Coleman[/quote]Misspelled Jack Hunt...
re: What’s the craziest story you’ve heard of a couple breaking up?
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/28/24 at 5:49 pm
[quote]He never asked about her green card?[/quote]Australians have a “grain kart” mate....
re: Possible shooter at Mall of Louisiana
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/27/24 at 7:48 pm
[quote]Did you get a new coat? I hear now is the time to get a coat at Macy’s[/quote]Horses use blankets for coats....
re: Is this photo AI? NSFW
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/26/24 at 7:01 am
AI can fap to this…....
re: Very few hotties in these protest videos, but a few is better than none right?
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/26/24 at 6:51 am
“Math is hard” -Meauxjeaux...
re: Hope these astronauts have good life insurance
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/26/24 at 6:50 am
[quote]Hope these astronauts have good life insurance[/quote]I know other folks who share your knack of saying the exact wrong inappropriate thing at the wrong time.
Y’all have the situational awareness and subtlety of a cinder block....
re: Any Porsche 914 owners around these parts?
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/26/24 at 6:45 am
[quote]Neighbor had a very nice driver one in port Allen around 2090 or so.[/quote]So you can see the future?
Are we still using fossil fuels in 2090 or was that vehicle converted to some other source of power?
...
re: LSP serve warrant to Archdiocese of New Orleans
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/25/24 at 11:42 pm
“We need to focus on the rehabilitation of St Louis Cathedral.” -Gayle Benson ...
re: What do you know about the BMW X5 xDrive45e (hybrid)?
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/25/24 at 11:21 pm
[quote]BMW X5 xDrive45e (hybrid)[/quote]Pass
As in really pass....
re: It's truly not safe to eat out anymore.
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/25/24 at 11:17 pm
[quote]It's truly not safe to eat out anymore.[/quote]Not on my watch....
re: Question re: Hard Drug Use:
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/25/24 at 7:54 am
[quote]Nancy Reagan was right. If you stay in school and off the dope, you'll probably make out just fine.
Deviate from that advice at your peril.[/quote]She may have been right about that but consider that advice came from a prodigious pipe smoker. (Allegedly)
I was around cocaine some but ...
re: 2 men injured during major wreck in Bossier involving mobile home being towed
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/25/24 at 7:33 am
Ban mobile homes.
(Except in Mobile, that’d be dundant)...
re: Happy Birthday Aunt Betty
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/25/24 at 7:19 am
I liked it when she’d serve me Apple Brown Betty wearing her Apple bottomed jeans and nothing else but a smile.
Bangers and mash always make me think about her fondly as well.
(Cause that’s what she craved every morning)
Those halcyon days of yore live in her mammaries.
Tell her “happy b...
re: Pictures from days gone by....
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/25/24 at 7:09 am
[quote][img] https://i.postimg.cc/G3S4L6Cs/palmer-jerry-1965-01-a-vintage-45-rpm-music-vinyl-record-2-PXJW9-E.jpg[/img][/quote]“Every party has a pooper
That’s why we invited you
Poster mauser
Party Pooper”...
re: Isn’t it great how the airline industry schemes to frick you over?
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/25/24 at 7:06 am
[quote]It is literally on the ticketing page, usually in picture form so that the morons also understand.[/quote]As the OP has proven, the illustrative graphics aren’t totally moron-proof.
geekboy’s Mom doin’ work
[img]https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZTM2ZWQ2YjUtMTQ4My00NTdiLTk5NDYtMzh...
re: Dear Baton Rouge Folk, Your Traffic Sucks arse
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/25/24 at 5:35 am
[quote]I hated the Baton Rouge bridge and the traffic when traveling in my RV.[/quote]Trust us, we all had more hate for you than you had for BR traffic.
RVs going 50 mph on Interstate Highways because their owners are
a) too cheap to drive faster
b) posted minimum speed of 40 mph (muh rights)...
re: David Wesley is destroying the Pelicans in the postgame.
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/25/24 at 5:16 am
[quote]By the way Gayle was at this game.[/quote]More concerned with raising donations for the refurbishment of St Louis Cathedral than all things Pels....
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