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re: Let's find the best nickname for Zach Hess
Posted on 6/22/17 at 11:15 am to purple passion
Posted on 6/22/17 at 11:15 am to purple passion
Night Manager.
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Posted on 6/22/17 at 11:16 am to purple passion
"More Cow Bell"
Posted on 6/22/17 at 11:16 am to jptiger2009
quote:
I thought his literal nickname was psycho?
This
What's more appropriate than the name his teammates actually call him?
Posted on 6/22/17 at 11:17 am to mark65mc
Do a side by side looks like Christopher Walken son
Posted on 6/22/17 at 11:18 am to purple passion
Big&rich
Posted on 6/22/17 at 11:19 am to JAB528
Zippy the Wonder Nut.
Posted on 6/22/17 at 11:19 am to iheartlsu
Some players don't need a damn nickname.
Hesssss..short and sweet like his pitches.
Like a ball cleaving thru air. It's poetic.
It's onomatopoeia!
Hesssss..short and sweet like his pitches.
Like a ball cleaving thru air. It's poetic.
It's onomatopoeia!
Posted on 6/22/17 at 11:20 am to poochie
quote:
uh, Wild Thing, you tard.
I don't get the love for this nickname for Hess. It doesn't fit.
It's not original, for one, as it was Charlie Sheen's character's nickname in "Major League." It fit him because he was rebellious.
In the real major leagues, it fit Mitch Williams just fine. I mean, look at him:
That's a "wild" pitcher on the mound.
How you look at a pitcher like this, who is a cold-hearted, in-control assassin on the mound, and think "wild thing" is beyond me:
Stop trying to transfer a character from "Major League" onto a player who has nothing in common with that character other than his position.
Posted on 6/22/17 at 11:21 am to NFLSU
Drago
Posted on 6/22/17 at 11:23 am to purple passion
Zach "Big Cock" Hess
Posted on 6/22/17 at 11:23 am to SpqrTiger
quote:
Stop trying to transfer a character from "Major League" onto a player who has nothing in common with that character other than his position.
uhhh, you apparently missed his hair cut
Posted on 6/22/17 at 11:23 am to purple passion
Posted on 6/22/17 at 11:23 am to SpqrTiger
quote:
Stop trying to transfer a character from "Major League" onto a player who has nothing in common with that character other than his position.
True they have nothing in common other than that player (Hess) actively and publicly comparing himself to the Major League character and copying his haircut, and dealing heat?
Posted on 6/22/17 at 11:24 am to purple passion
Hessticles
Posted on 6/22/17 at 11:26 am to CoachKlein
The humidor
Posted on 6/22/17 at 11:27 am to purple passion
Night Shift Manager
3 to close
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Posted on 6/22/17 at 11:27 am to purple passion
quote:
It is our job as rabid Tiger fans to find the perfect nickname
No, it isn't. Nicknames happen organically. These types of threads are kinda sad.
Posted on 6/22/17 at 11:27 am to purple passion
Z money
Posted on 6/22/17 at 11:27 am to purple passion
Big daddy long cock
Posted on 6/22/17 at 11:28 am to JAB528
Z daddy
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