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Posted on 12/9/19 at 8:57 am
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
4919 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 8:57 am
From the thread titled:
“Go to the Heisman House, vote for Jalen!”
DirtBurglars

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Burrow doesn't deserve it. He's a slow one year wonder honkey playing in a conference known for their offenses, not for their defenses. He just wildly throws passes up in the air hoping his 7'4" receivers will catch his crappy passes.


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Funny, the SEC used to be known for their impenetrable defenses, sounds funny to refer to them as a conference of unstoppable offenses. But whatever they do they are the best at it. Cause SEC.


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Not that that vote matters.... but how in the frick do some coon asses have Burrow so far ahead? I know people aren’t being biased free on that poll. But 57% to the next closest (Jalen) at 18%? Holy frick


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Jalen has more total TDs and is destroying Burrow in rushing yards and Burrow is NOT destroying Jalen in passing yards. I would love to see Georgia in the SEC title game crush him where he completes less than 50% of his passes and throws 3 or 4 INTs to close out the regular season, but they don't play defense in the SEC so not likely to happen.


I love reading other teams forums. Gives me a good chuckle. This fan base seems very delusional, and should be a lot of fun to kick the shite out of.





ETA: They gave us our own thread :)
Dirt Burglars: Tiger Droppings Thread.
This post was edited on 12/17/19 at 4:51 pm
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
9865 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 8:59 am to
quote:

Burrow doesn't deserve it. He's a slow one year wonder honkey playing in a conference known for their offenses, not for their defenses. He just wildly throws passes up in the air hoping his 7'4" receivers will catch his crappy passes.
Posted by HurricaneTiger
Coral Gables, FL
Member since Jan 2014
3028 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:00 am to
Yeah, Burrow just throws jump balls. That’s why he has 80% accuracy.
Posted by nitwit
Member since Oct 2007
12267 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:01 am to
This is not one of the more knowledgeable fan bases around.
Which is kinda surprising b/c Okla.has been reliably good for a long time.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101671 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:02 am to
quote:

This is not one of the more knowledgeable fan bases around.
Which is kinda surprising b/c Okla.has been reliably good for a long time.




They're a very insular group.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171080 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:03 am to
Those people sound legitimately retarded.
Posted by tiger81
Brentwood, TN.
Member since Jan 2008
18877 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:03 am to
Oklahoma talking about defense... makes sense.
Posted by TigerJeff
the Emerald Coast
Member since Oct 2006
16356 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:03 am to
Yes the OU fan base is remarkably tight-assed and humorless. We saw that in 2003; they perfectly reflected their tight-assed, humorless coach, Bob Stoops. In contrast, the Ohio State fans in 2007 were acceptably obnoxious but seemed to have fun.
Posted by Dlab2013
Pineville, Luzianna
Member since Jun 2013
9219 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:04 am to
Those same idiots say the same shite every year......then get their teeth kicked in in the playoffs and call for coaching changes. It’s a hilarious cycle
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101671 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:04 am to
quote:

Yes the OU fan base is remarkably tight-assed and humorless. We saw that in 2003; they perfectly reflected their tight-assed, humorless coach, Bob Stoops. In contrast, the Ohio State fans in 2007 were acceptably obnoxious but seemed to have fun.




This is spot on.
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
162258 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:05 am to
quote:

Jalen has more total TDs and is destroying Burrow in rushing yards and Burrow is NOT destroying Jalen in passing yards.

Burrow has more than 1000 yards more passing

Jalen has roughly 1000 more rushing

Main difference is Burrow has a big edge in completion % and has had more big moments. Burrow's rushing stats aren't much to look at but they're all very clutch and help LSU move the chains.
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm
*wears khakis
Member since Jun 2012
11928 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:06 am to
I’m kind of hoping they’re being sarcastic, but part of me thinks those people are 100% serious and 100% retarded. OU has an excellent offense that can put up points and Hurts is a legit dual threat.

See OU guys? It’s ok to compliment an opponent!
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
67021 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:07 am to
Looking forward to seeing their fans in the stands when LSU is up 21 at the half and then comes out and goes full throttle in the 2nd half.
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
22792 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:07 am to
Dirt Burglars? That's just another way to call you buddy gay. "Get the frick outta here with that shite, dirt burglar."
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56505 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:08 am to
quote:

This is not one of the more knowledgeable fan bases around
i know OU fans.

They make our fans look like Mensa members
Posted by sanora
Member since Feb 2019
1630 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:08 am to
we're going to drag them up and down the field. they could have lost to baylor twice this year lmao holy shite
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83631 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:09 am to
quote:

Burrow doesn't deserve it. He's a slow one year wonder honkey playing in a conference known for their offenses, not for their defenses. He just wildly throws passes up in the air hoping his 7'4" receivers will catch his crappy passes.


this doesn't seem real
Posted by Gray Tiger
Prairieville, LA
Member since Jan 2004
36512 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:10 am to
quote:

This fan base seems very delusional


Where as ours is rational?
Posted by wutangfinancial
Treasure Valley
Member since Sep 2015
11196 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:10 am to
It takes a lot of stupid to dismiss what could be the greatest regular season for a college QB ever.
Posted by Me
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2003
4820 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:10 am to
Another big difference is turnovers. How many more of those does Jalen have??
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