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re: Fellas of the OT, I come for advice, I may have a problem on my hands.

Posted on 4/22/24 at 11:14 pm to
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35086 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 11:14 pm to
quote:

Sometimes, maybe, a BJ is just a BJ???


Maybe from a dude, not from a wife.
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9312 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 11:24 pm to
When she finished you should have told her she's way late.

Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
4046 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 12:14 am to
Does she prepare all your meals? Any drinks?
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
9191 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 12:23 am to
You routinely get a BJ on Father’s Day? WTF. I’ve been married 14 years with 3 kids and that’s never happened.

Posted by BaconGrease
Memphis Tenn
Member since Jun 2013
759 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 1:19 am to
Maybe she's trying to tell you something. Like where's the gd spark. And why haven't you been the one to command said mf BJ. pfffft

Check yourself for low T.
Posted by Warfox
B.R. Native (now in MA)
Member since Apr 2017
3140 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 4:46 am to
quote:

Are you honestly going to tell us you didn’t recognize the Super Duty parked 4 houses down on the street? Follow up question, how did Jody taste?


Super Duty is generally (but not always) for small-dicks.

Could be any out-of-place vehicle.

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65628 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 5:04 am to
quote:

You routinely get a BJ on Father’s Day? WTF. I’ve been married 14 years with 3 kids and that’s never happened.
Oh it happened.

Their biological fathers are the ones who got the BJs each Fathers Day.

Sorry she’s a strayer.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57676 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 5:06 am to
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It not my birthday, nor Father’s Day yet tonight I got a completely unprompted and unexplained BJ.


Going by Hollywood movies this means she cheated on you or she's about to break up with you.

In reality she probably just wanted to spice things up and hopes you reciprocate.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13877 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 6:19 am to
Think about how many other baws she’s done that for.
Posted by Trauma14
Member since Aug 2010
5807 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 6:28 am to
Is she Sarah J Maas books?
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
9445 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 6:37 am to
If it is bad news, she did it in the wrong order. It needs to be bad news first, blowjob after.
Posted by wileyjones
Member since May 2014
2294 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 6:38 am to
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believe it or not she is a twin.
in that case pics of wife aren’t needed

pics of the twin?
Posted by Honkus
Member since Aug 2005
51159 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 6:39 am to
"Girls trip" incoming

Find a good lawyer my man.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24576 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 6:40 am to
quote:

Yep. That was a guilt BJ.


100%
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17144 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 6:40 am to
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Jody must have been busy


Jody suggested she practice some more and she is taking HIS advice.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119111 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 6:42 am to
She bought something expensive and hasn't told you yet
Posted by Screaming Viking
Member since Jul 2013
4450 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 7:01 am to
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reality she probably just wanted to spice things up and hopes you reciprocate.


So….you get a surprise bj and you run to the OT and not throw her legs open and give her some oral pleasure? Then get into round 2?

Instead of over thinking, go with the moment.
Posted by Nole Man
Somewhere In Tennessee!
Member since May 2011
7172 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 7:07 am to
Gotta be one of three things:

1) She's found lesbian love
2) She's having an affair
3) She wants a 3some

Or..

It could be a new washing machine
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78498 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 7:09 am to
My entire life I have been around sexually available women. I mean since shortly after puberty. This is one topic I am glad I read without relating to it.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43103 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 7:12 am to
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