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If there is an afterlife what are the first things you going to do when you get there???

Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:07 am
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
14449 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:07 am
I'm probably going to hug/pet a few former pups i owned, give my grandma a big ole hug and tell my grandpa hook up the boat we going fishing again out on the basin. Best days of my life fishing with him Miss them both .What you folks going to do pending you make it to the good place?
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28164 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:08 am to
Hold them close.
Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
Member since Sep 2010
10378 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:08 am to
Listen to stories bout the good ole days
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35085 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:09 am to
Can you nap?
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78497 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:09 am to
Ask for a refund.
Posted by DitkaAndDaBoers
Member since Apr 2024
51 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:10 am to
The same things you did in the before life.

You remember that, right?
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
2826 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:11 am to
Hang out with Jesus
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21408 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:11 am to
Hug my Heavenly Father, then earthly father, then mom. Then jump up and down for about ten years.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66422 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:11 am to
If there’s an afterlife I feel like I’m going to get bored in 300,000 years. Kind of a been there done that.
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
42494 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:11 am to
go back to simpler times where everything wasn't magnified on social media and the only people you really associated with were your family and close neighbors and friends
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19266 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:12 am to
Hug MaMaw Lou



Best person I ever knew
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65626 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:13 am to
quote:

If there is an afterlife what are the first things you going to do when you get there???
Whores & Blow
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
42494 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:17 am to
Whores and blow would mean you would have to remain in hell
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55446 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:18 am to
Gonna have a cocktail
Vodka and ginger ale
Gonna smoke a cigarette that's nine miles long
Posted by white perch
the bright, happy side of hell
Member since Apr 2012
7128 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:19 am to
Burn
Posted by VolSquatch
First Coast
Member since Sep 2023
1855 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:19 am to
Work with my grandad in his wood shop again
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
9434 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:20 am to
Fall on my face and worship God
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56221 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:20 am to
First of all, there is no emotional component to your existence after you pass on. The butterfly doesn’t even think about the caterpillars left behind.

You just move forward. You will be in “the great sleep” between reimbodiments. There are lessons to learn from the past human experience.

There is a life to unpack, especially the more you did. So it may take a few hundred human years. You will be on your own path until the time comes to return and you pick your birth circumstances and are left with your past life experiences distilled down to what will be your intuition in the next life.

This is to prepare you for the next go-round in which you will be the opposite sex as the universe is binary where your quest is to figure out what not to do.

Good luck in your journey.
Posted by Potchafa
Avoyelles
Member since Jul 2016
3215 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:21 am to
Ask a million questions...
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65626 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:22 am to
quote:

Whores and blow would mean you would have to remain in hell
”Judge not, that ye be not judged.”

God created hookers & blow.

He wants us to be happy.

ergo: Hookers & Blow
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