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Posted on 7/6/23 at 8:20 am to
Posted by Tacktheritrix
Wonderland
Member since Jun 2013
1159 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 8:20 am to
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Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
31017 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 8:21 am to
quote:

Tacktheritrix


Ya, a speaker pointed at his house loudly blaring Rick Astley or that barbie girl song on repeat might do the trick. Just do it when you are at work and he would be sleeping.

They probably have a 10 hour youtube video if that helps.
Posted by frequent flyer
USA
Member since Jul 2021
2999 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 8:22 am to
quote:

Keep calling. They'll get tired of it and do their job eventually.



This. Eventually the cops have to do their job.
Posted by ghoast
Member since Jul 2020
901 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 8:22 am to
quote:

I tried politely. It would stop for a week then pick back up. Not sure what silent retaliation I could conjure up. I honestly don't want to retaliate. I don't think he deserves that much of my time. But I've reached my breaking point and now willing to give up my time to make it stop.


Then move… if you’re not willing to fight then he’s not gonna stop.
Or call cops until they do their job explain to them what you’re doing and document it.
This post was edited on 7/6/23 at 8:25 am
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
16960 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 8:22 am to
Do you know any heroine addicts?

If so, hire them to break in to his house and steal his "expensive stereo system".

Posted by c0rndogs
Member since Nov 2019
70 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 8:23 am to
Install some spotlights and point them all at his windows.

If he has dogs, get one of those whistles that is too high pitched for humans to hear (preferably directional) and aim it at his house.

Get a bucket of seeds for a plant that smells really bad and occasionally throw a handful in his yard and landscaping by accident.

Start chewing a lot of gum and always throw it into his yard/porch when you're done with it.

Review HOA bylaws and figure out how you can get them involved.

Use your imagination, loads of options.
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
9412 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 8:23 am to
Stay tuned for the episode of Fear Thy Neighbor.
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
34036 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 8:26 am to
Why do none of your other neighbors care?

You waited too long, so now I think you need strength in numbers
This post was edited on 7/6/23 at 8:52 am
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
6628 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 8:28 am to
Spray him with your hose.
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
3570 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 8:29 am to
quote:

Shut the power off on his panel.


this, then wait for him out there in the dark with a baseball bat.
Posted by chrome_daddy
LA (Lower Ashvegas)
Member since May 2004
2088 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 8:30 am to
quote:

I tried politely. It would stop for a week then pick back up. Not sure what silent retaliation I could conjure up. I honestly don't want to retaliate. I don't think he deserves that much of my time. But I've reached my breaking point and now willing to give up my time to make it stop.
You are a good neighbor. This is an example however of how you can't let these things get to this point. Next time I bet you'll address it more quickly.

But for now, as stated above, call the police and explain what has been going on and how when he does this you are going to call them. And enlist your neighbors. This has become a public nuisance. And tell the cops he has lots of weapons and ammo.
Posted by CP3forMVP
Member since Nov 2010
14960 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 8:31 am to
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That's the crazy thing. I live in a single-family household in a decent neighborhood in Metairie. Our homes are completely separate. That's how loud he plays this shite. I can hear it from my bedroom OVER my sound machine I got to try and drown out his music.


Have you talked to his neighbor on the other side of you?
Posted by cdhorn28
Member since Sep 2016
215 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 8:31 am to
Kill him until he dies from it
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
108049 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 8:31 am to
My 2 cents. Shoot him with a tranquilizer dart gun and hang him from a ceiling fan using his intestines while listening to the sweet sounds of Poison on his upscale stereo.Then, sodomize his corpse and identity theft him.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
20528 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 8:32 am to
quote:

He came by to let me know the cops "didn't do shite to him so it was a waste of my time to call".



Sounds like you missed the perfect opportunity to whip his arse. That was your in.
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired
Member since Feb 2019
4695 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 8:33 am to
You have to plant some drugs on is property and get him arrested.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9246 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 8:35 am to
I downvoted you for using the word "problematic". You gotta drop that shitass word from your vocabulary if you want to be taken seriously by adults.

In this litigious day and age you can't take matters in to your own hands so your only recourse is to keep calling the cops. Every time. Never let it slide.

You have rights and you need to stick to your guns until this frick stops or moves.

Don't be a pussy.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99519 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 8:35 am to
quote:

My 2 cents. Shoot him with a tranquilizer dart gun and hang him from a ceiling fan using his intestines while listening to the sweet sounds of Poison on his upscale stereo. Then, sodomize his corpse and identity theft him.


Guy is supposedly scrawny so no tranquilizer needed.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66015 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 8:37 am to
quote:

My 2 cents. Shoot him with a tranquilizer dart gun and hang him from a ceiling fan using his intestines while listening to the sweet sounds of Poison on his upscale stereo.Then, sodomize his corpse and identity theft him.
What kind of shite are they serving at 5 Guys nowadays?
Posted by PacoPicopiedra
1 Ft. Above Sea Level
Member since Apr 2012
1162 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 8:37 am to
quote:

My 2 cents. Shoot him with a tranquilizer dart gun and hang him from a ceiling fan using his intestines while listening to the sweet sounds of Poison on his upscale stereo.Then, sodomize his corpse and identity theft him.




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