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re: Who would you rather fight?
Posted on 1/19/17 at 2:20 pm to saint amant steve
Posted on 1/19/17 at 2:20 pm to saint amant steve
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I don't exactly know how the frick I will catch him.
go in like Joe Fraier against Ali. You are not looking for style points.
tackle him and kick him while he's down.
kick his knee. this is not marquis of queensbury.
I know some martial arts. kicks are a mainstay of most martial arts.
I would still pick the dog.
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Posted on 1/19/17 at 2:20 pm to Walking the Earth
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No bats or helmet that you could be beaten to death with, he's a reasonable size, 10 million doesn't move the needle for him, he fights a defensive style and it's not a pure boxing match...grab him by his balls and he'll be happy to spend the next 4:30 playing ring around the rosey with you.
kind of like saying that a beer belly softball leaguer could take Nolan Ryan downtown at his current age, nah, ain't happening, world class athletes are still better than most of us mortals even as they age, I've witnessed it, been humiliated by it, first hand
Posted on 1/19/17 at 2:21 pm to X123F45
Im picking the dog. Im doubtful you can motivate the dog with the "doggy equivalent" and make it understand it has to kill me to get it.
Surely i can let the dog bite something nonlethal and get on its back somehow and choke it, right?
I like my chances better at that happening than surviving the others although i have no idea who brock lesnar is. Is he a professional wrestler?
Surely i can let the dog bite something nonlethal and get on its back somehow and choke it, right?
I like my chances better at that happening than surviving the others although i have no idea who brock lesnar is. Is he a professional wrestler?
Posted on 1/19/17 at 2:24 pm to PhiTiger1764
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Idgaf what anyone says, if I swing a bat at Lesnar and hit him in the head, he's going down... That bat would crack his skull, I don't care how big he is
I don't think anyone disputes that. But you better make clean contact, Sammy Brosa.
don't let him grab the bat.
You don't have to hit the head first. too easy to block and take hold of the bat.
you get a shot at a knee as he comes in.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 2:29 pm to CelticDog
Either Mayweather or the pit bull for sure, although I think I'd take Floyd if there are no rules. Sure he could knock me out cold, but if I could somehow get on top of him, I could just hang on for dear life for 5 minutes.
A pit bull that is motivated to kill would make short work of most people.
99.9% of people that don't knock Lesnar out immediately are going to die horribly.
Tyson might be older but I'm quite certain he has enough in the tank to rip my helmet off and knock my nose through the back of my brain
People like Brock and Iron Mike are why guns were invented
A pit bull that is motivated to kill would make short work of most people.
99.9% of people that don't knock Lesnar out immediately are going to die horribly.
Tyson might be older but I'm quite certain he has enough in the tank to rip my helmet off and knock my nose through the back of my brain
People like Brock and Iron Mike are why guns were invented
This post was edited on 1/19/17 at 2:30 pm
Posted on 1/19/17 at 2:41 pm to Tyga Woods
a pitbull, obviously. I would wreck TF out of a dog.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 2:58 pm to Tyga Woods
No person in here would get a chance to hit Lesnar with a bat. He'd shoot in and take you down and nobody could do anything to stop him.
Tyson might be older but he still has tremendous punching power. Dude could land a couple shots to the ribs and it'd be over.
Floyd is smaller but fast, and barehanded he'd handle any normal person with relative ease.
My choice (easily) would be the dog.
Tyson might be older but he still has tremendous punching power. Dude could land a couple shots to the ribs and it'd be over.
Floyd is smaller but fast, and barehanded he'd handle any normal person with relative ease.
My choice (easily) would be the dog.
This post was edited on 1/19/17 at 3:07 pm
Posted on 1/19/17 at 3:07 pm to Boudreaux35
Don't see how a dog is not the answer. It bites you, you slam it on the ground and beat it to death. I don't like my chances against the humans listed. Lesnar would be my first human choice, but geez, if he shoots and you can't get in a clean headshot, you'll still lose.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 3:12 pm to Tyga Woods
I would take the pit bull.
I would kick that thing right in the face and curb stomp that mother fricker until his eyes bulged out.
I would kick that thing right in the face and curb stomp that mother fricker until his eyes bulged out.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 3:16 pm to Tyga Woods
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They get $10 million if they kill you...the dog gets the doggy equivalent
70 million?
Posted on 1/19/17 at 3:19 pm to BigSquirrel
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Don't see how a dog is not the answer. It bites you, you slam it on the ground and beat it to death.
good luck with that
that thing would be lock jawed on your neck before you knew what hit you
Posted on 1/19/17 at 3:21 pm to Tyga Woods
is there nothing in it for us? Sounds like a pretty raw deal for the normal OTer.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 3:21 pm to 777Tiger
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he's not your buddy, friend
he's not your friend, guy
Posted on 1/19/17 at 3:22 pm to cas4t
I would put my hands so far up that dog's arse; I'd rip his throat out.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 3:25 pm to Errerrerrwere
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I would put my hands so far up that dog's arse; I'd rip his throat out.
that's just gross
Posted on 1/19/17 at 3:27 pm to Tyga Woods
Why would a dog want $10 million?
Ah...the doggy equivalent. Carry on
And I'd take Iron Mike and the helmet
Ah...the doggy equivalent. Carry on
And I'd take Iron Mike and the helmet
This post was edited on 1/19/17 at 3:30 pm
Posted on 1/19/17 at 3:30 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
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he's not your friend, guy
I'm not your guy, chief
Posted on 1/19/17 at 3:40 pm to L5UT1ger
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I like my chances better at that happening than surviving the others although i have no idea who brock lesnar is. Is he a professional wrestler?
Use the google. He's about 6'3", 280 solid. Wrestler, UFC fighter. You wouldn't want to fight him.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 3:56 pm to PhiTiger1764
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I don't think anyone disputes that. But you better make clean contact, Sammy Brosa.
Finally... the originality the OT has been missing, that was a good one
Posted on 1/19/17 at 4:21 pm to terriblegreen
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We could play fetch for 5 min
With what, your arm?
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