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re: Who would you rather fight?

Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:28 pm to
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
28191 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:28 pm to
quote:

Check this video out. This dude owns a guy who has a bat. And this ain't Brock lesnar....

Brock lesnar would have you dead in less than a minute



Full shite shot too. Guy teed off on him.

Andrenaline pumping, a broken collar bone or torn pectoral ain't shite.

I tore mine recently from a blunt trauma and didn't know it for a good five minutes.

Now a few days later, whole nother story

Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
100213 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:29 pm to
Me and my friends once argued how many of us it would take in a fight to the death vs Brock. Our guess was 4
This post was edited on 1/19/17 at 7:30 pm
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
111936 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:38 pm to
quote:

I would pick none unless I was offered ten times what they are offered to select one
Way to play the game!!!!
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
34511 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:42 pm to
I think Floyd would be a lot tougher than you guys are giving him credit for. He might be on the smaller side but he's incredibly strong. Just because he's a boxer doesn't mean he doesn't know how to flat out brawl
Posted by Howyouluhdat
On Fleek St
Member since Jan 2015
7774 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:47 pm to
quote:

I'm still laughing at everyone's confidence in their chances against a professional boxer



A lot of guys including myself have a massive size advantage against FM. Yea you may take a couple shots but I think it would be fairly easy to get a hold of his little arse and after that it's over. Doesn't matter how fast his hands are when I have that little fricker wrapped up and begging for a breath.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114985 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:53 pm to
quote:


Floyd Mayweather, hand to hand, no gloves.


Him. Just because I hate him.. Dude was on ESPN the other day and they were doing a list of top 5 boxers. Both people making the list had him #4 and he had a reason why he was better than Ali, Tyson.. I forgot the other two on the list.. But I think Roy Jones Jr was better than Mayweather.

If Mayweather got in the ring with Tyson in Tyson's hayday, Tyson would need 3 or 4 good hits on him and he would be history.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
34511 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:58 pm to
If I had to fight Lesnar, first thing I would do is to throw that bat sooooo fricking far from the ring. I'd stand a better chance of lasting the 5 minutes if losing the bat to Lesnar wasn't an option

Edit: He'd still kill me tho, it would just take longer
This post was edited on 1/19/17 at 8:00 pm
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:03 pm to
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If Mayweather got in the ring with Tyson in Tyson's hayday, Tyson would need 3 or 4 good hits on him and he would be history.
Be safe out on that limb.
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
38993 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:23 pm to
Lmao
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
38993 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:23 pm to
I don't know Mayweather is hard to score on (hit.)
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
70272 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:25 pm to
I would think I stand the best chance with the dog.

Get a thumb in his mouth and yank down on the mandible until you break it's jaw.

You will frick you hand up bad, but I can get that fixed for 1/10 of the prize money,
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34650 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:38 pm to
A first shot to the knee or anywheres in the leg first would help... easier to hit
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
24572 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 9:12 pm to
Lesnar would just take the bat from all you baws claiming that's the best answer.

I have a foot and 80 lbs on Floyd. He would hurt me for sure with his speed but it would be nothing more than bruises and at worst a broken nose.
Posted by Popths
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
4133 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 9:17 pm to
Can I just fight Judge Jeanine Pirro? Let her pin me down and have me fight for air? Puhleeeze!!!
Posted by Finch
Member since Jun 2015
3428 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 9:22 pm to
quote:

he wouldn't get close to me before getting knocked the frick out


Wrong

He is a NCAA champion and a UFC champion and you're a C-list internet hardass

I've watched people absorb a bat to the arm and shoulder and maul someone.

Posted by GaryMyMan
Shreveport
Member since May 2007
13498 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 9:31 pm to
I once shook Mike Tyson's hand and knew he could kill me in one punch.

But he is old, fat, and has had many years of cocaine abuse. You could probably run around for a couple minutes. Or lay on the ground, he's not bending over to kill you.

Mayweather might dance during his fights but make no mistake, his hands are fast as lighting. You'd be swallowing teeth before you saw him throw the punch.

Lesner... that's just not even fair.

The dog is the only choice.
This post was edited on 1/19/17 at 9:32 pm
Posted by UHTiger
Member since Jan 2007
5231 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 9:43 pm to
You underestimate how much he craves money. He'd probably beat you to death for $10
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge LA
Member since Sep 2006
36113 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 9:45 pm to
None of the above.

I'll take this guy

Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
34511 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 9:52 pm to
With Tyson, the crazy is still there. I think he has just enough of the physical left that when combined with the crazy, he would probably chew your beating heart out of your chest. In the 7 pages of this thread, I only counted two or three Tyson votes. That speaks volumes
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39822 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 9:54 pm to
That is the coolest mf'r ever. He owns it.
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