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Location:Algiers Purnt
Biography:Sponsored by Jim Beam
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Registered on:4/13/2007
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My girls were interrupting my research on the World Wide Web by my continuously asking me for pudding. Pudding is delicious, and Bill Cosby is to blame for my addiction. I finally gave in to their demands, and stumbled into the kitchen to grab the best Jello had to offer. I saw some BBQ Pringles ...
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Met my bro out there for lunch. I’m debating about blogging again. It’s too pricey and I’ve got a lot of shite on my plate. Two doubles at Liuzza’s was $40 with tip. My two food purchases were ok. The Cochon was full of fatty pork and cost $14. I wasn’t happy with it but blew it off bc it w...
[quote]Whats your beam to coke ratio in a drink?[/quote] Half the cup with beam and ice (any size). Splash of Diet Coke. I count calories. ...

My broom is ready for next weekend.

Posted by arseinclarse on 4/28/24 at 6:50 pm
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I stumbled into these while grabbing a fifth of Beam at the grocery earlier. I’m usually down with the patriarchy, but gave in to my belly’s obnoxious rumbling. (It could have been just rejection of my chili dog lunch) After a healthy dinner of fried catfish on toast with extra Mayo and crystal, ...
You haven’t lived until you witness your uncle trying to pay with his food stamps. ...

LSU baseball is blessed

Posted by arseinclarse on 4/14/24 at 8:31 pm
I’ve traveled all over the south watching sec baseball. I must say Knoxville has beautiful women, great bourbon and decent food. My calves are worn out from walking the hills. But I’d be embarrassed if I had to call that field my stadium. Their speakers sucked and it was the quietest stadium...
[quote]Bible Beaters[/quote] [quote]brown Bible[/quote] Hmmmm...
[img]https://images.foxtv.com/static.fox35orlando.com/www.fox35orlando.com/content/uploads/2024/04/932/470/gregory-1.jpg?ve=1&tl=1[/img] [quote]A Florida man was arrested after he allegedly whacked a Walgreens manager in the face with a Bible on Easter Sunday.[/quote] [quote]Peter Owens, 35, w...
What respectful southern town doesn’t have bars open at 11 am? Tigers by 8. ...
Tik tok cops are worse than tik tok nurses...
I am disgusted that a 60 year old washed up white woman is parading around with a young black or brown prince #heisnotanaccessory...
[quote]Our dad went this morning to his house to talk about it. [/quote] He should have brought him to church. It’s written that adultery is sin. He’s going to go to hell....
What’s his addiction ...