Gravitiger

[quote]The solution is simple: tell the moron uncle it is fine if he takes over the father's care, but he needs to sign a contract stating he will personally take care of the father once he completely loses his mind or if his care plan goes south because he's listening to his brother instead of doct...

I think I want waffles this morning....

[quote]To add some perspective, in 1973, Nolan Ryan broke the single-season strikeout record with 383 strikeouts while pitching 326 innings and still did not lead the major leagues and innings pitched. If Skenes pitched that many innings with his current strikeout rate, he’d end up with 587 strik...

[quote]Psychology. She's going straight into the master's program when she finishes undergrad.[/quote]Hopefully she is also going directly into her PhD. Because a non-terminal psych degree is beyond worthless without thousands of hours of clinical practice. And she's probably borrowing $50K/year for...

[quote]Birth control being something I feel is understudied[/quote]Birth control has been studied out the arse. It's not safe, but the non-safeties are well known....

[quote]The home owners union against landlords might be the most bizarro Marxism[/quote]Agreed. But they used to pay me good money to draft those amendments....

Need stronger HOAs...

I had the exact same thing happen at LSU about 20 years ago and did pretrial diversion. Had to go to a couple of Saturday classes on alcohol awareness and pay some court costs, then they dismissed the charges. Did not need an attorney, the clerk talked me through the whole thing....

[quote]You should be embarrassed. So low brow and trashy.[/quote]OK, Tony Soprano....

[quote]Did you catch any squirt juice shrapnel?[/quote]Love that shite...