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re: Buying gun at Bass Pro

Posted by elprez00 on 5/20/24 at 4:51 pm
Bought several, never had an issue. Ordered online several times and they will send you an email when it’s in and then you have like a week to go in and pick it up. Fill out the paperwork when you get there. ...
Very happy for him. Always hanging around the lead, finally got it. ...

re: SNL Weekend Update Joke Swap

Posted by elprez00 on 5/19/24 at 8:07 am
That was great. I love these. And it’s obvious they are having a good time with it. How can you not like this? Remember when we used to be able to tell jokes and laugh about it, even when it was non-pc?...
1, then keyboard, then 9. :lol: I learned DOS commands while my friends were playing Mario. ...

re: No Tengo Ingles

Posted by elprez00 on 5/19/24 at 7:40 am
Fun fact. Most of them speak perfect English. That’s all an act. ...
[img]https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.shopify.com%2Fs%2Ffiles%2F1%2F0817%2F7355%2Fproducts%2FOSPREY_mainbox_view_grande.jpg%3Fv%3D1580187492&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=58bfbd5e94a011b117d82ed0ca7b59245148db8e504ba63ace7e8ccc69ecc3a4&ipo=images[/img] If you want functional, I have ...
I’ve done it before in a scramble. But if I’m alone, I usually put my headphones in my ears and keep it to myself...
[quote]quote:I'll take things that never happened for $1000 please 1000% did.[/quote] I have no personal small town experience with this, but I do see the topic a ton on some of the Excellence resorts pages I joined when the wife and I were looking at trips. Apparently this is a big deal...

re: He or she is gone.

Posted by elprez00 on 5/14/24 at 6:48 am
I have a speckled king snake that I’ve seen around the house and I’m actually worried the freeze or the hawk I’ve seen flying around got him. I haven’t seen him in a while. I won’t handle them, I have an irrational fear of snakes. But I also don’t go around like Rambo killing everyone I see. We ...

re: What are your hobbies

Posted by elprez00 on 5/12/24 at 7:21 pm
I think I’ve figured it out. I’m going to make work my hobby. Because apparently that’s all it takes to make sure everything else takes up all your time and you never get to do it. I play golf, I hunt, and I fish. I’ve played golf once since September, I deer hunted once and never made it duck h...
[quote]Not even sure what i would gain by even going to one because other than some sandwich and beaver nugs, i have yet to figure out what the value is[/quote] Clean bathrooms, good food, staff that actually cares about their jobs. No matter how many people are there, everyone has a smile on their...

re: Snake came out of Gulf in Destin

Posted by elprez00 on 5/11/24 at 1:59 pm
[quote]never understood the just sitting/laying on the beach all day thing[/quote] The two most relaxing sounds for me: - the sound of the waves crashing in while I’m sitting on the beach - the sound of the woods coming alive at daybreak when I’m sitting in a tree. ...
Pictures posted all the way down to the Keys. Wow. My SiL sent me some pretty awesome pictures her and my nephew took in Seattle last night. Lots of greens mixed in. ...

re: Bleeding nipples.

Posted by elprez00 on 5/10/24 at 11:02 pm
[quote]That guy in the green shirt looks as fake as frick[/quote] Andy Bernard went to Cornell. He’d never lie about running. ...
[quote]Lack of ability is the problem with the pace of play at Carter. [/quote] They need to bring back those old frickers that were marshals back around 2010. ...
[quote]Doesn’t have to be nice, just clean and cool. Sleep 6, but we can do air mattresses. Waterfront with a little crabbing or fishing would be best. Thanks[/quote] We talking about a boat, camp, or a whore here?...
Dude my wife got mad at me last night because she orders so much shite from Amazon she didn’t pay attention to the shipping label and opened her Mother’s Day present and somehow it was my fault because I sent it to my own damn house and not to my parents house. I got nothing for you. :lol:...
[quote]Used to be one in Hammond. Don't know if it is still there.[/quote] It’s now an assisted living center. Which really sucks. I frequented it often. Had lights, big bucket of balls for $6-7. You could play the little executive course for like $12. It was always busy, but the land was worth mor...
[quote]Looks like they gave him 1200 for Kingsmen[/quote] There’s no way only 1200 people died during the psycho moments at the end of the movie while Eggsy is fighting the razor legs henchman. ...