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[quote]My hometown. You never see shite Like this up there.[/quote] My dad and fam lived there in 80s-90s. As long as you didn’t venture into Flint you were fine. ...
[quote]They ended up cooking him [/quote] I thought this was going to end badly —like cat—before I read on. ...
Wow what a gaping vag. They associate humans with food. What this fig missed in the equation is they’re pretty strict herbivores. If it had been a lone angry bull, then sure shite your pants. ...

re: Fail Gifs. Let's post them.

Posted by McLemore on 5/10/24 at 7:11 am
i trail run more than mountain bike these days, and i won't run on a multi-use trail unless it's an area that reverses direction for bikers v. people on foot, due to a-hole mountain bikers buzzing me from behind with no warning, even when i'm following all the rules and going above and beyond to st...
I love our king, rat, corn, and water snakes. And racers. Such cool creatures. I saw four different ones in one day last week zipping around our house. Zero attacks. But our mole problem is gone. ...

re: Teacher Appreciation Week is Here

Posted by McLemore on 5/7/24 at 8:13 pm
I totally thought this was a guilty/not-guilty female teacher-student copulation post. ...
[quote]”Just in my heart, that’s what I was telling myself.”[/quote] Women have been making this fatal error literally since the fall of mankind. ...
[quote]One modern trend I hate with every fiber of my being is the stupid shorts that have an AI voice telling a joke. If I were King I would sentence the person who made that possible to "Death by Fleas".[/quote] The stupid-assed fake inflections that make no sense at all. I’d rather talk to my ...
[quote]I would be wondering what else they're fricking me on that isn't as obvious.[/quote] Words to live by in general. ...
[quote]How did you draw this conclusion?[/quote] The very fact that you ask this obviates the question. ...
[quote]Yes you do care; everyone does. “I don’t care what other people think” is the most often told lie[/quote] It’s also internally inconsistent. If one really doesn’t care what others think about him, then he wouldn’t even be able to answer that question. In other words, forming and stating th...
[quote]a standard return [/quote] I’ve had rental income/losses for decades. Goes on Schedule E and is separate from standard deduction. Easy target to make the small landlord’s life miserable or at least overly and unnecessarily complicated. ...
[img]https://y.yarn.co/66d63135-0854-4a15-a595-ea063bf226b9_text.gif[/img] Alt: Hung Solo ...
[quote]Wanted one so bad in HS.[/quote] I bought a 1985 one when I was 18. Loved it. ...
My dad installed cruise control on a 1970-something Scirocco in 1979/80. I’m sure it can still be done. ...
I keep saying it was 800lb gorilla noises. He should’ve stuck with elephant noises to avoid the racist allegations. ...
[quote]Off topic but damn the Smiths were a great band[/quote] Who had “Morrissey is a far-rightwinger” on their cultural bingo card in 1986?...