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Got any Aggie Jokes?

Posted on 11/21/22 at 10:46 am
Posted by airmonkee
Houma, La
Member since Mar 2009
188 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 10:46 am
About this: What do you get when you cross a Ground Hog with Texas A&M Football?

Six more weeks of bad football !!
Posted by mylsuhat
Mandeville, LA
Member since Mar 2008
48952 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 10:46 am to
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Got any Aggie Jokes?

They are the joke
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
39984 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 10:48 am to
Aggie jokes are a futile effort. The reality of them is the funny part.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12813 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 10:48 am to
Their record with the #1 recruiting class
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171078 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 10:50 am to
I'm surprised they didn't try to eiffel tower the groundhog
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
4919 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 10:50 am to
Posted by bayou85
Concordia
Member since Sep 2016
8657 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 10:51 am to
quote:

Got any Aggie Jokes?




10 Years, $100 Mil
Posted by TigerKurt
Kenner, LA
Member since Apr 2005
872 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 10:57 am to
Did you heat that the head trainer for 4T8 was fired? He forgot the recipe for ice!
Posted by knight4
BR
Member since Sep 2016
51 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 11:00 am to
Why do Aggies like to display their diploma in the windshield of their car?
So they can park in handicapped spaces…
Posted by pitchandcatch27
Huntsville,AL
Member since Jul 2018
2302 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 11:00 am to
Yea..Jimbo Fisher
Posted by TommyDaTiger
Nawlins
Member since Dec 2015
10718 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 11:05 am to
Why did the Aggie wear rubbers on his ears?


Because he didn’t wanna get hearing aids
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65887 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 11:09 am to
quote:

Got any Aggie Jokes?
4-7 Record, 1-6 SEC Record

#1 Recruiting classes and Jimbo at $11ty billion contract.

Posted by One More Shot
Member since Nov 2021
279 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 11:18 am to

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Posted by ProjectP2294
South St. Louis city
Member since May 2007
70542 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 11:22 am to
When they got to Baton Rouge from College Station for the game, they saw a road sign reading "LSU Left". So they turned around and went home.
Posted by LAD
New Iberia
Member since Feb 2016
1299 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 11:22 am to
Aggies had the ball when 2nd quarter ended, other team went to locker room. Aggies, unaware that time had expired, stayed on the field and scored 3 plays later.
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
20952 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 11:43 am to
The aggies have some strange traditions. Aggie cheerleaders jerk off several football players to help fill up a large jar (called the "Jizz Jar"). They put the jar full of semen at the top of the big bonfire before it is lit. It is said that the burned jar full of semen helps to feed all the ghosts of Reveille's past.
This post was edited on 11/21/22 at 11:57 am
Posted by LoneWolf
Member since Feb 2019
1698 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 11:49 am to
Four Aggies walk into a bar and there is only one stool. How do they all sit?


They flip the stool over
Posted by NEZ238
Key Biscayne (Miami)
Member since Jun 2022
354 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 12:16 pm to
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The new Kyle Field is truly state of the art: they even installed a sprinkler system for the artificial turf.
Posted by TheBaker
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2004
4316 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 12:19 pm to
Heard A&M's sword fighting and jousting teams are undefeated
Posted by Double Down
Mayor of St. George
Member since Dec 2007
6550 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 12:25 pm to
Jimbo comes to mind
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