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re: Armed gang takes over hospital in Haiti

Posted on 11/15/23 at 6:28 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
65867 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 6:28 pm to
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Second oldest democracy/republic in the western hemisphere.
I knew one of (both of) the Duvalier’s lawyers.

Terrible but interesting stories he told.

Haiti was neither a democracy nor a republic while Doc & Baby Doc were in control.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39263 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 6:36 pm to
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Hati is the cesspool of the Caribbean.

Conan told me its great and not at all a shithole country like Trump said

Posted by Turner River Terror
Member since Apr 2022
258 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 6:41 pm to
Nuke it from Orbit,,,It's the only way to be sure.

My Son is a Cop in South Florida..He deals with them often.
They're not sending their best...because they don't have any Best.
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
2916 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 6:41 pm to
Used to think she Haitian
Now I see she just hating
Wishin we could be masturbating
While eating two day old bacon
Smiling ear to ear like we ain’t faking
Come to think of it she mostly Caucasian
Posted by EmmittLBrown
Member since Oct 2023
275 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 6:43 pm to
The more surprising aspect of this story is that Haiti has a hospital.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65867 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 6:56 pm to
Gênêral Hôpital
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
10981 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:09 pm to
They should’ve let us help bulld highways and decent infrastructure system like we did in the Dominican.

I’ve been to Haiti twice, to the countryside, and the main interstate is quite literally a muddy ditch for miles and miles.
This post was edited on 11/15/23 at 8:10 pm
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32594 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:21 pm to
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The poverty is heartbreaking


Except, they keep fricking and making more people that they can’t feed.

Haiti is a shite hole. Haitians are the Palestinians of the West
Posted by MoLiberty
Member since Aug 2018
780 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:34 pm to
There are worse places than Haiti. Aside from Cite Soleil, I found the country relatively safe during a time of political upheaval and cholera.
The food was surprisingly tasty (goat five ways, fried potatoes, rice and a superb sweet hot sauce made from scotch bonnet peppers.

Prestige lager is world class, Guinness is widely available, and Barbancourt rum is a top shelf export.

Local seafood is cheap cheap and often cooked and served beachside in some pretty idyllic locations both on the north and south side of the island.

Most of the people I encountered were pretty chill, stoic and respectful.
Plus most everyone in Haiti hates the Clintons and the UN.

I would visit again with no hesitation.
Posted by Wiseguy
Member since Mar 2020
3404 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:37 pm to
What’s the end game taking over a hospital?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142434 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:39 pm to
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fricking Haitians
don't be the hater, be the haiti
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
37372 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:57 pm to
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Haitians are the Palestinians of the West


This. That country cannot be saved without completely eliminating the current population, which obviously will never happen.
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13668 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:58 pm to
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What’s the end game taking over a hospital?


Opioids and benzo supply would run out quick, since it’s a children’s hospital.

Safe haven for headquarters if you do it discreetly and still have pediatric patients in that location. Might have been a copycat of the Hamas HQ underneath the hospital in Gaza, and they forgot the meaning of the song “sur, sous, Dans, Devant, Derrière, Devant, Derrière, Devant, Derrière; sur, sous, dans, devant, derrière, À côté de”, and did a dans instead of a sous.

I know that back in the day, the rapid devant derrière in rapid succession made me do a Pee Wee Herman tequila dance, and forget things.
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
11468 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 9:21 pm to
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Unless you’ve been there, you cannot comprehend how poor and desolate that country is.

My run in with Haitians was when I was stationed at Guantanamo Bay back in the mid-90's. My 2nd day there, I was told to man the front desk of the hospital with a couple of other Corpsmen. The Haitian civil war was in full swing, and we had about 10k refugees there that the Coast Guard and Navy had picked up. Clinton was trying to decide if he wanted to send them to CONUS. Apparently, tuberculosis is common in Haiti so we had to screen them for TB with a chest x-ray.

Before the first bus load pulled up, my CMC gave us some plastic basins to put behind the counter. We had no idea why, then we were told that a lot of them will put void there bladder and bowels in the hospital lobby, and if that were to happen, we should throw a basin underneath them! Luckily, that never came to fruition, but it sure opened my young eyes to the fact that I was naïve about the nature of the world we live in.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79347 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 9:33 pm to
Is there anything redeeming about that garbage country?
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15715 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 9:40 pm to
Haitian slaves actually won their independence from France but obviously never did Jack shite with it. Could have been a tourism and agriculture hub but nah.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28560 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 9:41 pm to
The problem with Haiti, is that its full of Haitians.
Posted by Pepperoni
Mar-a-Lago
Member since Aug 2013
3486 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 9:41 pm to
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It’s what happens when a population grows too fast for the resources it has. It used to be a beautiful tropical island. Imagine if the population were only 10%, they could thrive on tourism.


And you’d have to plant a tree or two





Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28560 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 9:52 pm to
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hat, and even though it's a fiction book it's considered to be an accurate history of the Caribbean, and you can see this throughout the islands, the "quality" of slaves went down as the traders hit the windward islands with boats full of slaves, the best were sold first and by they got to Haiti/Jamaica, here, they were down to the dregs

What an odd but completely logical point.
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired
Member since Feb 2019
4653 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 9:55 pm to
So it's the Mississippi of the Caribbean?
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