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Question for people who drive jeeps?

Posted on 4/21/24 at 8:11 pm
Posted by Lightbringer1
The Land that Time Forgot
Member since Feb 2024
41 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 8:11 pm
Why do y’all have those little colorful bobble heads on your dash?

Is it a gay sex thing?
Posted by Higgysmalls
Ft Lauderdale
Member since Jun 2016
6469 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 8:12 pm to
It is a gay sex thing
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18321 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 8:12 pm to
Aren't they rubber ducks? Not that that makes it any less gay
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36454 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 8:21 pm to
where do they get these ducks from?
Posted by Double Down
Mayor of St. George
Member since Dec 2007
6547 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 8:23 pm to
Any grown man that drives a Jeep may not be a homo but I’m pretty sure his boyfriend is.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
9293 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 8:24 pm to
I’m curious as to how long they have been lesbians
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28571 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 8:40 pm to
They stick the toys up their anus before placing them on the dash.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26702 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 8:44 pm to
Don’t Jeep owners put them on other people’s Jeeps?

If I owned a Jeep, I’d throw that shite across the parking lot…
This post was edited on 4/21/24 at 8:45 pm
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
24844 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 8:46 pm to
I think they use little duck toys, not bobble heads.
Posted by chrome_daddy
LA (Lower Ashvegas)
Member since May 2004
2082 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:10 pm to
So the first thing that comes to mind for you is "gay sex". Does your wife know?
Posted by bee Rye
New orleans
Member since Jan 2006
33962 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:10 pm to
I just wanna know why they all drive so slow
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12636 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:36 pm to
Posted by Soft_Parade
Member since Sep 2005
2503 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 1:26 am to
Duckold
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25843 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 2:04 am to
quote:

Why do y’all have those little colorful bobble heads on your dash?


As someone mentioned it is called ducking or alternatively duck duck Jeep.

You can thank a woman named Allison Parchment, a Canadian, for starting it. There was an article on one of the online car magazines about it a couple of weeks ago.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11439 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 4:41 am to
Jeeps are chick vehicles now
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119475 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 5:00 am to
One duck for each time it's been in the shop.
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
22528 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 5:06 am to
You trying to find your people?
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17061 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 5:38 am to
If it’s a ghey sex thing, i probably need to start looking into buying a jeep
Posted by Poobear13
Member since Feb 2024
3 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 5:50 am to
They also make little shelves that attach to your mirror for the sole purpose of having a place for people to place the ducks when they “duck you”. Apparently just placing them on the cowl wasn’t good enough, and Jeep owners never pass up an opportunity to add another aftermarket item to their Jeep.
Posted by FLTech
the A
Member since Sep 2017
12696 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 7:45 am to
Question for people who did not know about the duck / jeep thing

Are you a fricking idiot or have had your head in the sand for the last decade?
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