re: Coworker of mine is getting a divorce

Don’t know the why to the divorce proceedings. I was more just thinking about how fricking much it would suck to get divorced with kids.

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Context of why they are getting a divorce?

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So the OP and I work together and I can't believe he's putting my business out there on blast but here's the deal - little does OP know I just got a major raise and enhanced compensation package including stock options and more so basically I've had this side piece for like 2 years now and she happens to work right in the next cubicle to OP and within view of my corner office and my wife has gained like 80 pounds after childbirth and I bought her a Peloton for Mother's day last year and it's been all downhill from there and she drinks and pops xan bars all day now so I am filing for divorce and taking custody of my precious children and moving across town to a gated neighborhood with said side piece to live happily ever after. The End.