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Want Israel to take the gloves off in Gaza and Lebanon? Tell them you are supporting places like that instead of them. Not supporting Israel is one thing. Sending weapons to Lebanon is another entirely....
They will try but considering how flawed the original case is and the lack of bail for defendants in NY state, it would be a hard sell....
[quote]This is why they claim he wants to be a dictator[/quote] The Roman Senate thought they were saving the republic by killing Caesar. They just made it so the winner of Marc Antony and Octavian Caesar would be emperor after taking them out....

re: Top roasts of all time

Posted by teke184 on 5/9/24 at 2:37 pm
I’ve only heard bits and pieces of those. The bit that stood out was the roast after Phyllis Diller snuck into the previous roast in drag. The comedian on stage, Buddy Hackett (?), started joking that as a security measure to prevent a repeat of that, all members of the audience had to put their...

re: Top roasts of all time

Posted by teke184 on 5/9/24 at 2:33 pm
[quote]That was the second best joke that night IMO. The one I laughed at the most was when he told Flavor Flav he looked like a burnt match[/quote] Where does the joke about Chris Benoit being a better father than Flav fall on the rankings? Cause that was hilarious and brutal at the same time....
[quote]That's the risk of signing an ALL BILLS PAID lease agreement. When mgt doesn't pay the bills, then sh*te happens-- literally in the form of smelly odors which can't be flushed. Multiply this by hundreds of apartments, and the stench is profound.[/quote] This had been a problem at various t...
“Blinken, fix yer boobs! You look like a bleedin’ Picasso!”...
“How will affect your reputation at the UN, professor, when it was revealed you had an affair with one of your patients, was involved in her death, and the deaths of five other people?” “You don’t know what kinds of people we have at the UN. I may go up in their estimation.”...

re: Bring Us Your Memes Thread

Posted by teke184 on 5/9/24 at 1:17 pm
frickin with his money is frickin with his emotions....
The party of 2008-2012 is a lot fricking different than the party of 2016-2024. I don’t see Nikki having a hope in Hell in 2028 regardless of who wins in November....
Sounds like grandpa is still actively a farmer, which means his ability to get away may be limited....
[quote] You really think they will have a problem convincing them that Joe Biden is lucid???[/quote] It is easier to push a new lie than an old one which can have more holes poked through it than a porcupine’s condom....
“You… you want me to suck his dick?!? Oh, “WHO THE frick is Dick?”!”...
They know Trump isn’t getting tossed off the ballot and that Biden’s support is vaporware. Putting someone else in lets them try to bullshite everyone into thinking the new candidate has actual support....
Dick Ritchie found out that Lee Donowitz has no idea who he is, apparently, and is now pissed....
RFJ Jr is on the Libertarian ticket IIRC, meaning he can’t be on the Dem ticket. And they wouldn’t want him anyway....