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re: What’s the craziest story you’ve heard of a couple breaking up?

Posted on 4/28/24 at 6:11 pm to
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
28161 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 6:11 pm to
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Australians have a “grain kart” mate.

Probably comes in handy in Kansas.
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
57435 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 6:13 pm to
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I'm so confused

Wait now I am too.
Posted by Roscoe14
Member since Jul 2021
180 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 6:23 pm to
Guy I know came back from something and his wife tries to kick him out of the house (i.e. his house). It seems wife has been seeing a fortune teller who was telling her that hubby was having an affair with "a blonde in a red convertible."
He is trying to find out what is going on and she is shouting "What about the blond!" "What about the red convertible."
Needless to say they filed divorce papers shortly thereafter.
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
10814 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 6:29 pm to
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She started an account in his name with photos of him, and pretended to be him.
Old girlfriends started sending messages.
She accused the guy of trying to cheat on her and dumped him.


That is about the best example of a female being a female I've ever heard
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98344 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 6:36 pm to
Told this story before. I had been dating this girl a while and hadn't met her brother yet. The way she described him he was the second coming of Sean Connery as James Bond. When we finally met he talked like Richard Simmons. I told her I thought her brother was gay and that was the start of a steep downward spiral resulting in an explosive breakup.

Not long after, her brother leaped out of the closet in a cloud of glitter, surprising no one except his immediate family.
Posted by Bayou
CenLA
Member since Feb 2005
36912 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 8:05 pm to
Friend of mine was a Pastor (50-ish). Wife left him for another woman!
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114059 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 8:07 pm to
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This happened about 15 years ago but a woman who was a teacher at the school got caught having sex with a student. Her husband was also a teacher at the school.



You don't hear stories like this every day.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
20531 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 8:23 pm to
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My second wife related the story of how she broke up with her third husband


That sex though, amiright?
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
20531 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 8:33 pm to
I was playing baseball in the minor leagues and we went on a Mexican league tour, we ended up playing this crazy Mexican prison team. I get up to bat and the catcher doesn’t even have any equipment, which I know it’s a Mexican prison team but damn that’s crazy so we get our manager to lend him our back up stuff.

Anyway, I’m warming up and talking to the catcher because the pitcher is a wicked lefty. So I ask him what the pitcher is in for. He tells me he caught his wife cheating on him, so they were in their van and he just lights it on fire killing them both.

I guess they are broke up now.
Posted by auwaterfowler
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
1979 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 9:17 pm to
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I know a guy who had a stroke while banging his side piece. she called 911, rode in Ambulance to hospital. his wife was a nurse in the ER


This one is my favorite
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
10993 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 9:25 pm to
A friend of a friend of mine has never been very lucky on the dating scene.

But he met a gal from Columbia online and it moved very fast. She visited and they got engaged. The ring was in the $20K neighborhood, he does well for himself.

She flew home with the ring and he never heard from her again.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30130 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 9:30 pm to
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What’s the craziest story you’ve heard of a couple breaking up?


i saw an episode of caught on tape where the girl ran over the boyfriend with the car, then circled back and ran over him 2 more times to be sure.

im assuming the relationship ended that night
Posted by dirtsandwich
AL
Member since May 2016
5209 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 9:41 pm to
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"a blonde in a red convertible."

Posted by Woodlands Tigah
Tejas
Member since Mar 2021
668 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 10:19 pm to
Friend of mine (oilfield salesman) was on his fourth wife and she found out he was cheating on her. After a weekend of entertaining clients, he gets home late one night, and as soon as he walks thru the door, she shoots him in the gut with a .22.

She claims it was an accident and told the cops she thought he was an "intruder". No charges were filed and she was released.

After 2 weeks in the hospital he's released and heads home, (she never once visited him in the hospital). He walks into the kitchen and she is loading her brand new .45!

My friend told me that when he saw that .45, he turned around and walked to the bedroom, packed as much of his shite that he could carry, and got the frick out of there!

The next day he filed for his fourth divorce.

Crazy S.O.B. was on his seventh wife when cancer finally got him.
Posted by TN Tygah
Member since Nov 2023
2035 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 10:26 pm to
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This happened about 15 years ago but a woman who was a teacher at the school got caught having sex with a student. Her husband was also a teacher at the school.


Kid has serious game.
Posted by PGAOLDBawNeVaBroke
Member since Dec 2023
804 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 11:26 pm to
Ronnie Lamarques wife?
Posted by PGAOLDBawNeVaBroke
Member since Dec 2023
804 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 11:33 pm to
Damn that’s crazy. What are his thoughts on the moon landing???

This post was edited on 4/29/24 at 4:19 pm
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
31540 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 4:59 am to
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Ho Lee shite


Borderline Babykiller in Birmingham makes my issues seem like Sunday School.

Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
31540 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 5:01 am to
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Columbia


Sounds more like a Colombia story. He probably got off light if so.
Posted by 1LoudTideFan
Member since May 2008
3611 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 5:19 am to
Nm..
This post was edited on 4/29/24 at 5:21 am
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