re: If you could motorboat anyone who would you motorboat first?

Posted by chili pup

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Posted on 4/30/24 at 7:46 pm to Eighteen

Posted by Gee Grenouille

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Posted on 4/30/24 at 7:47 pm to Violent Hip Swivel

Pre-baby Katy Perry. I bet those things were spectacular. And probably still ain’t bad.

Second place Mariah Carey. We should’ve seen those puppies by now.

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Posted by Motorboat

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Posted on 4/30/24 at 7:53 pm to Violent Hip Swivel

Is motorboat myself and start an infinite motorboat.

Posted by CoachChappy

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Posted on 4/30/24 at 7:56 pm to Violent Hip Swivel

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Any dude who wouldn't motorboat Mrs. Ocasio-Cortez is a raging homo

Any dude who posts this hasn’t seen a picture taken of her from this decade

Posted by Tempratt

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Posted on 4/30/24 at 7:56 pm to Violent Hip Swivel

Tape her mouth shut until you need it working.
Her body isn’t bad and I bet she could frick the horns off a goat.

Posted by LanierSpots

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Posted on 4/30/24 at 7:58 pm to Motorboat

That would be the hottest girl on the planet

Alexadra Daddario

Posted by POTUS2024

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Posted on 4/30/24 at 8:03 pm to Gee Grenouille

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Pre-baby Katy Perry.

Katy Perry had a baby?

Posted by SteelerBravesDawg

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Posted on 4/30/24 at 8:06 pm to Gee Grenouille

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Pre-baby Katy Perry. I bet those things were spectacular.

Brah, you know the rules....

Posted by fr33manator

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Posted on 4/30/24 at 8:10 pm to Violent Hip Swivel

Gonna fulfill a teenage dream

Posted by CaptainsWafer

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Posted on 4/30/24 at 8:14 pm to fr33manator

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Gonna fulfill a teenage dream

Early teenage

Posted by OWLFAN86

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Posted on 4/30/24 at 8:17 pm to CaptainsWafer

BB McGee

those massive milkers could give me back my ability to walk

Posted by ruzil

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Posted on 4/30/24 at 8:17 pm to Fencepimp

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Selma Hayek. Raquel Welch. Sophia Loren. Ann Margaret. Christina Hendricks and a lady in Rouses

You spelled Jayne Mansfield wrong.

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Posted by HooDooWitch

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Posted on 4/30/24 at 8:29 pm to Violent Hip Swivel

Three pages and “your mom” hasn’t made the cut!?!

Posted by SteelerBravesDawg

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Posted on 4/30/24 at 8:35 pm to ruzil

That's who Mariska gets her big uns from:

One of my favorites

This post was edited on 4/30/24 at 8:36 pm

Posted by Juan Betanzos

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Posted on 4/30/24 at 8:39 pm to Violent Hip Swivel

More of a titty fck guy, than a motor-boater

Posted by HarryBalzack

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Posted on 4/30/24 at 8:41 pm to Violent Hip Swivel

Kay Parker and Christy Canyon were both very blessed.

Sydney Sweeney has a very odd looking face, but from the neck down, holy shite!

Posted by bcoop199

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Posted on 4/30/24 at 8:41 pm to GruntbyAssociation

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The chick in the elevator in the movie Liar Liar.

Her name is Krista Allen, she was on Baywatch Hawaii and she was in a lot of skinamax movies naked.

This post was edited on 4/30/24 at 8:43 pm

Posted by ksdolfan

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Posted on 4/30/24 at 8:51 pm to bcoop199

3 pages and no Selma Hayek yet?