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re: I just had the weirdest experience of my life

Posted on 5/13/24 at 9:51 pm to
Posted by LSUMANINVA
West Virginia
Member since Sep 2004
7775 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 9:51 pm to
Man, I was waiting for a punchline.
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11403 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 9:53 pm to
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Door locked from now on.


Why was it not before??? Explain this to me...even in the safest of towns, how hard is it to turn a damn deadbolt?
Posted by Monkeyboy
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
765 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 11:29 pm to
One time when I was in college I went out to a party. I got drunk but wasn't what I would call sloppy drunk or incoherent in any way. I walked back to my dorm room, brushed my teeth, talked to my neighbor, and went to bed. The next morning I woke up in a completely different dorm room. To this day I have no idea how I got to be in that room. I know for sure I went to bed in my room though as I talked to one of my neighbors before I went to sleep, and he confirmed I went to my room. Luckily the person that stayed in the room I woke up in was out of town for the weekend. That was a confusing morning.
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
15853 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 11:48 pm to
How did she get in? Dont lock your doors? Anyways, hope she gets help. You did the right thing
Posted by wackatimesthree
Member since Oct 2019
4222 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 11:56 pm to
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Why was it not before???


I will never understand some people's refusal to lock the damn door.

My mother absolutely would not lock the door when she got older. It almost seemed like a defiance of some kind. Like she got some kind of petty thrill by refusing to do it.
Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
17063 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 12:15 am to
quote:

The next morning I woke up in a completely different dorm room. To this day I have no idea how I got to be in that room.


quote:

Monkeyboy


You must been monkeying around and don't remember.
Posted by Nativebullet
Natchez, MS
Member since Feb 2011
5138 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 12:55 am to
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This post was edited on 5/14/24 at 7:18 am
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
24086 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 1:25 am to
Maybe the op just doesn't write very well?
Posted by stuntman
Florida
Member since Jan 2013
9127 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 1:41 am to
quote:

Jesus Christ man. Was she hot or wasn’t she???


Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
31929 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 5:28 am to
Not near as fun as us busting in his dorm room at 3am with power hedge clippers and a rubber vampire mask on……..he made sounds similar to a seal giving birth.

Nothing like access to the RAs master key:)
Posted by Puddenn32
In da LP
Member since Oct 2018
642 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 5:55 am to
Who in there right mind doesn't lock the door at night before going to sleep?
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11403 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 6:08 am to
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will never understand some people's refusal to lock the damn door.


I don't either....I love watching ID and every other murder show starts with...oh we were such a safe town.... you didn't even have to lock your door.... until the Smiths were brutally murdered in bed.

Again, turning a deadbolt is a less than 1 second chore...why not? I
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28654 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 6:26 am to
quote:

Buddy walked home drunk as a skunk from tiger land one night. Walked into an old Asian couples house in river bend and passed out on the kitchen floor. He was woken up by the old man poking him with a broom stick. They ended up cooking him breakfast and driving him home


Be awesome if they ended up being friends.
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
10647 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 6:30 am to
You don’t lock your door at night? I’m moving to your town
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41223 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 6:50 am to
quote:

We talked for a bit. They found her "husband" in West Blocton and he was picking her up.


We canoe a lot down there. West Blocton is a good 45 mins from Vestavia.

Lived in Vestavia for almost 30 yrs. Never locked a door here.
Posted by Florida_Man1981
Member since Jan 2024
45 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 7:05 am to
Pics?
Posted by hometownhero89
Center of the Earth
Member since Aug 2007
1594 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 7:05 am to
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They ended up cooking him breakfast and driving him home


Sometimes we need to even give the angels a break.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15903 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 7:06 am to
quote:

I've heard that Ambien can do this to people


People do crazy things after using inhalents too. A man in Corvallis, Oregon was using nitrous oxide and pooped in the aisle at a grocery store. He then walked into a stranger's home naked, pooped on their couch, and told them to bring him a towel. Police arrested him and he told them he had been inhaling the nitrous oxide.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
18085 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 7:14 am to
quote:

man in Corvallis, Oregon was using nitrous oxide and pooped in the aisle at a grocery store. He then walked into a stranger's home naked, pooped on their couch, and told them to bring him a towel.

If he pissed on his porch first it could've been Mystikal.
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