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Candidate For Worst Movie Ever
Posted on 6/2/24 at 8:07 am
Posted on 6/2/24 at 8:07 am
Fellas, yesterday I sat through what has to be a nominee for shittiest movie ever.
Blues Brothers 2000 and Caddyshack 2 are Citizen Kane comparably.
My wife’s birthday was Thursday and she wanted to go to the movies yesterday. And being the birthday girl, she got to choose the movie.
For some reason she loves Dianne Keaton, so she chooses her newest flick, Summer Camp.
It also stars Kathy Bates, Alfre Woodard, and Eugene Levy. I’m thinking, ok how bad can it be.
It’s worse than my wildest dreams. It’s terrible.
Terrible script. Terrible execution. Terrible acting. Terrible everything. Nothing about this show deserves to be anywhere close to a movie.
I sat through that stinker for two very good reasons: it was my wife’s birthday and I love her, and we had plans to get romantic after. They say a man with a hard dick will go places a man with a loaded gun won’t.
Fellas, I gotta say, unless you have sex after locked down, avoid this movie no matter what.
It’s unbelievably bad.
You have been warned.
Blues Brothers 2000 and Caddyshack 2 are Citizen Kane comparably.
My wife’s birthday was Thursday and she wanted to go to the movies yesterday. And being the birthday girl, she got to choose the movie.
For some reason she loves Dianne Keaton, so she chooses her newest flick, Summer Camp.
It also stars Kathy Bates, Alfre Woodard, and Eugene Levy. I’m thinking, ok how bad can it be.
It’s worse than my wildest dreams. It’s terrible.
Terrible script. Terrible execution. Terrible acting. Terrible everything. Nothing about this show deserves to be anywhere close to a movie.
I sat through that stinker for two very good reasons: it was my wife’s birthday and I love her, and we had plans to get romantic after. They say a man with a hard dick will go places a man with a loaded gun won’t.
Fellas, I gotta say, unless you have sex after locked down, avoid this movie no matter what.
It’s unbelievably bad.
You have been warned.
This post was edited on 6/2/24 at 8:13 am
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Posted on 6/2/24 at 8:29 am to TygerTyger
How was the sex?
Posted on 6/2/24 at 8:36 am to TygerTyger
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Dianne Keaton...Kathy Bates, Alfre Woodard, and Eugene Levy
Jesus dude! Red flags all over that dog.
Posted on 6/2/24 at 8:46 am to TygerTyger
Walked out of that garbage that was 2000 B.C. or whatever that crap was called. Turrible.
Posted on 6/2/24 at 8:49 am to TygerTyger
Spider-Man 3
Posted on 6/2/24 at 10:08 am to TygerTyger
I walked out of Freddie Got Fingered when I was 19 years old. That was a bad one.
ETA: Based on the downvotes it appears I’ve pissed off the Tom Green Fan Club haha.
ETA: Based on the downvotes it appears I’ve pissed off the Tom Green Fan Club haha.
This post was edited on 6/2/24 at 11:55 am
Posted on 6/2/24 at 10:16 am to TygerTyger
9% on rotten tomatoes.
Posted on 6/2/24 at 10:28 am to TygerTyger
My nominee for worst is The Men's Club from 1986. Wife and I walked out about a third of the way through it was so bad.
Posted on 6/2/24 at 10:32 am to blueridgeTiger
Swept Away with Madonna is pretty bad.
Posted on 6/2/24 at 10:34 am to TygerTyger
quote:No pics of your wife? Terrible.
Terrible execution.
But the more important question: What did your wife think of the movie?
Posted on 6/2/24 at 10:48 am to TygerTyger
Worst that I never finished? Probably “Destiny Turns On The Radio”, which was boring as frick.
The horror movies Frozen and Wolf Creek were pretty bad too.
The horror movies Frozen and Wolf Creek were pretty bad too.
Posted on 6/2/24 at 11:00 am to TygerTyger
Caddyshack 2 is a good movie. It's better than the first one in many respects. The worst movies are:
Remember the Titans
Dune 2
Any super hero movie, other than the two Tim Burton Batman movies
The Blindside
The Fast and the Furious franchise
Anything where someone gets trapped/forgotten on a radio tower, or diving cage, or out on the ocean
Anything where Diane Keaton is anything other than Michael Corleone's wife
Remember the Titans
Dune 2
Any super hero movie, other than the two Tim Burton Batman movies
The Blindside
The Fast and the Furious franchise
Anything where someone gets trapped/forgotten on a radio tower, or diving cage, or out on the ocean
Anything where Diane Keaton is anything other than Michael Corleone's wife
Posted on 6/2/24 at 11:17 am to TygerTyger
all of the Crank movies are candidates for me. absolutely horrific
Posted on 6/2/24 at 11:30 am to Sam Quint
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Swept Away with Madonna is pretty bad.
Original Italian Swept Away is damn good.
But to OPs point, any movie with Diane Keaton outside of The Godfather is terrible.
There are obvious terrible movies (Troll 2) and then there are terrible acclaimed movies....like A Passage to India (nominated for 11 Academy Awards)....worst movie I've ever seen. It makes The English Patient look like Die Hard....Elaine would've committed Seppuku if she saw A Passage to India.
Posted on 6/2/24 at 11:48 am to TygerTyger
I don't think I've ever seen any movie worse than Independence Day: Resurgence.
What a terrible movie.
What a terrible movie.
Posted on 6/2/24 at 11:52 am to udtiger
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Dianne Keaton...Kathy Bates, Alfre Woodard
Hopefully that at least helped you last longer than normal.
Posted on 6/2/24 at 11:54 am to TygerTyger
Battlefield Earth.
End of thread
End of thread
Posted on 6/2/24 at 11:57 am to TygerTyger
Got to go with “The Last Airbender”. It’s like only a 14 year old read the three paragraph Wikipedia summary of the 1st season, got some of his junior high buddies to make it, and somehow got a $150 million budget.
Posted on 6/2/24 at 11:57 am to Honest Tune
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Freddie Got Fingered
What? That's a classic.
Posted on 6/2/24 at 11:58 am to Shiftyplus1
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What? That's a classic.
Worst movie I saw in college.
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