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re: RIP John Candy 20 years ago today
Posted on 3/4/14 at 9:59 am to When in Rome
Posted on 3/4/14 at 9:59 am to When in Rome
Left us way too early. RIP
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Posted on 3/4/14 at 10:00 am to C
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crap I had no idea he was even dead... damn I'm getting old...
Not sure if serious. If serious, you must have your head up your arse
Posted on 3/4/14 at 10:00 am to PuntBamaPunt
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Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.
Posted on 3/4/14 at 10:01 am to rsbd
Wagon's east was terrible.
Posted on 3/4/14 at 10:02 am to JEAUXBLEAUX
Posted on 3/4/14 at 10:03 am to Wally Sparks
Hi. I'm Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell's wart.
Posted on 3/4/14 at 10:03 am to Deactived
Brony, check.
Fedora, check.
Say it aint so John. Say it aint so....
Posted on 3/4/14 at 10:04 am to TheGreat318
that whole scene was great.
Posted on 3/4/14 at 10:07 am to JEAUXBLEAUX
I remember the day he died because my youngest sister called me to tell me the news and ask how much I weighed. (I'm just under 6'-5" and probably weighed 240#, maybe 250#, at that time.) I was bummed out because I thought John Candy was one of the funniest guys on the planet and, to a lesser extent, because my sister seemed to think I was as fat as John Candy...
Posted on 3/4/14 at 10:07 am to JEAUXBLEAUX
Well damn. Now I have two more things to feel bad about. 
Posted on 3/4/14 at 10:07 am to Deactived
My name's Dewey Oxburger. My friends call me Ox. You might have noticed that, uh, I've got a slight weight problem.
Yeah, yeah I do. Yeah, I do. I went to this doctor. Well, he told me I swallow a lot of aggression... along with a lot of pizzas!
I'm basically a shy person, I'm a shy guy. Uh, he suggested taking one these uh, aggression training courses. You know these aggression training courses like EST, those type of things. Anyway, it cost 400 bucks! 400 bucks to join this thing? Well I didn't have the money and I thought to myself, "Join the army"! It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds. And you got what, a 6 to 8 week training program here? A real tough one. Which is perfect for me.
Yeah, yeah I do. Yeah, I do. I went to this doctor. Well, he told me I swallow a lot of aggression... along with a lot of pizzas!
I'm basically a shy person, I'm a shy guy. Uh, he suggested taking one these uh, aggression training courses. You know these aggression training courses like EST, those type of things. Anyway, it cost 400 bucks! 400 bucks to join this thing? Well I didn't have the money and I thought to myself, "Join the army"! It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds. And you got what, a 6 to 8 week training program here? A real tough one. Which is perfect for me.
Posted on 3/4/14 at 10:10 am to Festus
i think my favorite line from him that movie was when they were going to the ymca to play bingo and the numbers got all fouled up
Posted on 3/4/14 at 10:10 am to Festus
"Those aren't pillows!!"
Posted on 3/4/14 at 10:13 am to Festus
"So what's it like to frick a fish?"
He was hysterical as Tom Hanks' degenerate brother in Splash. Intentionally dropping coins on the ground, so he could look up girls' skirts, the letters to Penthouse Forum, speaking Swedish he learned from porn movies... That character cracked me up!
He was hysterical as Tom Hanks' degenerate brother in Splash. Intentionally dropping coins on the ground, so he could look up girls' skirts, the letters to Penthouse Forum, speaking Swedish he learned from porn movies... That character cracked me up!
Posted on 3/4/14 at 10:13 am to IT_Dawg
Spash!!!!!
Posted on 3/4/14 at 10:14 am to JEAUXBLEAUX
best shower curtain rod ring salesman that eva lived.
Posted on 3/4/14 at 10:14 am to Deactived
There were so many great lines in that movie. When Winger and Ziskey are first joining the Army and being interviewed by the recruiter, so many awesome ones.
I also loved this guy:
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Cruiser: My hobbies are fast cars and fast women because uh... that's why my... the guys in my car club call me the 'cruiser'.
Dewey Oxburger: Should have called him the dork!
Posted on 3/4/14 at 10:18 am to whodatfan
He gets a pass.
Posted on 3/4/14 at 10:22 am to tigersownall
Unrelated but--March 4, 1990 - Hank Gathers, American basketball player (b. 1967) and star at Loyola Marymount University collapsed and died during a game. He was the second player in NCAA Division I history to lead the nation in scoring and rebounding in the same season.
Posted on 3/4/14 at 10:29 am to fontell
Who Killed Harry Crum for the win
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