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[quote]So you are going to retire and jump onto her insurance? Will you be up keeping the home and preparing dinner etc while she’s still working and paying for your insurance bc you don’t want to work anymore?[/quote] I don’t know what I’ll do. But my entire life, I’ve done it all. My first wife n...

[quote]You gonna look fresh af[/quote] Pretty pumped, thanks....

S, I broke down and bought a pair. Never owned LSU shoes in my life. Just couldn't resist. I'm old. Plan to wear them with my cargo shorts. With white calf socks. ...

Hoping for she/her pronouns, and “she” identifies as Beth. ...

[quote]The whole board is apparently now saying there are two sets of laws for the public and police officers. There isn’t.[/quote] :lol: I guess, then, they can't ever engage in a high speed chase, even when chasing a murderer on the run. Why, they'd be exceeding the speed limit. Must abide by...

[quote]Soooo a police officer is not bound to any laws while on duty?[/quote] Dude, I have no dog in this fight. But as a favor to you, just letting you know. When I read every single one of your posts, I literally cringe. Friendly advice, log off for the day and maybe come back on Monday when ...

[quote]when fes is drilling her with his throbbing thrill hammer and begf orgasms, her eye squirts.[/quote] Translation: When she breaks down and allows me to climb on top of her for my brief relief, she cries. ...

Skil, I really love your peaches, want to shake your tree. :cheers:...

[quote]the lobster could be flown in from Maine and be $65.[/quote] Maybe in 1979. It’s waaaaaaaayyyyy more than that now. ...

Sadly, dread every waking moment and count down until the weekend. I would change "weekend" to "retirement"....