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re: FBD - it's Friday!
Posted on 9/20/13 at 11:55 pm to StinkDog12
Posted on 9/20/13 at 11:55 pm to StinkDog12
12 people there....11 seats at the conference table.....they have the black guy sitting in the corner......true story........So I sit next to the black guy against the wall and give a nod to my client.......
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Posted on 9/20/13 at 11:58 pm to Zappas Stache
So of course I scan the room.....2 chicks.......older bleach blonde with some heemy jeemies showing......but bottom half below the table....will have to recon when she gets up for lunch........this is a scheduled 5 hour meeting.
Posted on 9/20/13 at 11:58 pm to wiltznucs
Posted on 9/21/13 at 12:00 am to Zappas Stache
quote:
12 people there....11 seats at the conference table.....they have the black guy sitting in the corner......true story........So I sit next to the black guy against the wall and give a nod to my client.......
I had a 3 year old get so excited about seeing Snow White that she shite her pants half way up her back and all the way down both legs on queue (she hasn't shite her pants in a year). Had to deal with that tonight....... Top that!
Posted on 9/21/13 at 12:01 am to tetu
Not too shabby for some random frick you met on the internet right? 
This post was edited on 9/21/13 at 12:01 am
Posted on 9/21/13 at 12:02 am to StinkDog12
quote:
I had a 3 year old get so excited about seeing Snow White that she shite her pants half way up her back and all the way down both legs on queue (she hasn't shite her pants in a year). Had to deal with that tonight....... Top that!
Was Snow White that hot?
Posted on 9/21/13 at 12:04 am to Zappas Stache
oh....black girls sitting at the table in front of me.....looks thin......nice smile from the profile......ok......
Posted on 9/21/13 at 12:05 am to Zappas Stache
She wasn't bad brah but I facking managed not to shat myself over her appearance!
Posted on 9/21/13 at 12:07 am to Zappas Stache
oh shite....storm water....bio swales....gotta sound coherent....Hrumph.....well tes in the Sasha code blah blah......hey....black girl getting up.....nice......meeting will at least have some eye candy.......so if we stage over at the northwest corner the sheet flow will be detrimental to the quercus benayi......
Posted on 9/21/13 at 12:08 am to Zappas Stache
quote:
oh....black girls sitting at the table in front of me.....looks thin......nice smile from the profile......ok......
I had my water and I'm off to bed before I become an accessory in this crime to be......
Night gents!
See ya MFers bright an early
Posted on 9/21/13 at 12:09 am to Zappas Stache
Zappa, if the black chick and the bleach blonde don't make out, this story sucks.
ETA - I'd also accept a senile old white guy saying something awkwardly racist to the black guy in the corner
ETA - I'd also accept a senile old white guy saying something awkwardly racist to the black guy in the corner
This post was edited on 9/21/13 at 12:11 am
Posted on 9/21/13 at 12:10 am to StinkDog12
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She wasn't bad brah but I facking managed not to shat myself over her appearance!
I bet if you were 16 you'd need to have mommy change you......I mean have her give you clean undies.........
Posted on 9/21/13 at 12:17 am to Zappas Stache
So......man I'm smove talkin the talk......about bio swales and trees.......i once tried the " wow, your bio swale is well trenched and ready for my hundred year storm".........so......then they moved on to digitally controlled glass tinting and I zoned out.......Lunch........damn....the blonde snuck out when I was being smart......
Posted on 9/21/13 at 12:21 am to Zappas Stache
So I walk down to the burger joint......I am on the Denton town Square.....big old courthouse in the middle and all sorts of restaurants around the perimeter.....very Texas.........ok.....7BD Lakewood Hop Trapp......
Posted on 9/21/13 at 12:27 am to Zappas Stache
Walk back to the office where the meeting is......guy running the meeting....who is a LEED consultant....green building consultation starts talking t me while we wait for the other people to get back from lunch.....black girl walks up........hello.....she is not amurican......can't figure out the accent but then I was distracted..........blah blah......thats a nice ......ohhh....I can get CEU's for this BS? ok then........back to the meeting.......no after you darlin'.....
Posted on 9/21/13 at 12:32 am to Zappas Stache
Geo thermal energy.....blah blah.....when we did it 6 years ago it had a 3 year payoff but now with more efficient a/c stuff the payoff is 15 years.....hmmm......what? The city of Denton gives a $3.50 rebate per watt if you install solar energy....they basically pay for it....even for residential.......crap.......really you could install a system on your house in denton and it would ened up costing you $4k before fed tax credits........damn....
Posted on 9/21/13 at 12:40 am to Zappas Stache
Well this got awkward
Posted on 9/21/13 at 12:40 am to Zappas Stache
The blonde came back from lunch.....big belly.....shame............2:30 now.......havent had to contribute in 3 hours.....hence my study of the female attendance..........oh.....I can go......gracias......could have left at 11 am........................hey.....my parents live in Denton.....I'll drop by.....I'm such a good son........ding dong nobody home.......
Posted on 9/21/13 at 12:46 am to Zappas Stache
Oh well, lets drive home at 3pm on a rainy Friday.........do people work anymore? Jesus traffic was crazy........do you feel sorry for me?
Posted on 9/21/13 at 12:49 am to Zappas Stache
My back kinda hurt I was in the car for so long.......
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