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Captain America: Team USA names THE JUDGE it’s Captain for the World Baseball Classic!

Posted on 4/14/25 at 11:42 am
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
4715 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 11:42 am

ALL RISE!!! It’s only right that the Best Player in Baseball is named Captain for the Greatest Country in the World. THE JUDGE participated two years ago when Mike Trout choked the big one against Shohei, but The Punisher will ensure that our great nation will not be embarrassed again. International dongs are coming; JUDGEMENT BOMBS will be flying left and right!
Posted by Mr. Elvert
Dallas
Member since Oct 2012
15291 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 11:59 am to
Maybe he’ll finally win a championship
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
125359 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 12:23 pm to
Will still lose to ohtani
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
4190 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 12:28 pm to
The powers that be understand greatness. Dong after dong, base hit after base hit, web gem after web gem, steal after steal. Only reason why he doesn't steal more was because of the incident at Dodger Stadium, which by the way, The LA Dodgers should be sued; The Punisher would have had 50+ dongs in four seasons. That said, I'm surprised that the Yankees would let Judge play in this. But he is CAPTAIN AMERICA. He commands your respect, and I suggest that you do so.
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
4190 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 12:33 pm to
Also, I expect a Dong to celebrate
Posted by Cromulent
Down the Bayou
Member since Oct 2016
3018 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 12:42 pm to
You always came across as a little homo.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
213079 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 12:48 pm to
Web gems?????
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
4715 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 12:49 pm to
Your ol’ lady don’t think so
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
4715 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 12:50 pm to
quote:

Web gems?????

Posted by 214
Geaux Tigers
Member since Mar 2025
1523 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 12:51 pm to
type shxt
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
4715 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 1:05 pm to
No cap
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27682 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 1:05 pm to
I’m an Astros fan. I hate the Yankees. But I can’t hate on Judge. I can’t help but like the guy.
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
4715 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 1:11 pm to
That’s what I’m talmbout. Great player and a greater man.
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
76276 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 1:19 pm to
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Your ol’ lady don’t think so



You do realize he was talking to your alt account not your main, right?
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
4190 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 2:12 pm to
quote:


You do realize he was talking to your alt account not your main, right?


You realize I'm not Jerry's alt. We just acknowledge Greatness from the Punisher.
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
76276 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

You realize I'm not Jerry's alt. We just acknowledge Greatness from the Punisher.



Would've been a funnier joke if you posted this from the jerry account.
Posted by KTrain915
Baton Rouge LA
Member since Feb 2010
812 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 2:39 pm to
I liked Judge until you started the constant barrage of blowing him now I hope his arms fall off and he can never play ball again.
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
4715 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 3:02 pm to
You seem stable.
Posted by morganwadefan
TN
Member since May 2023
1023 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:18 pm to
quote:

I’m an Astros fan. I hate the Yankees. But I can’t hate on Judge. I can’t help but like the guy.


Lifelong Astros fan here. Even when we were in the NL I hated the Yankees. I also wonder how many guys will get hurt this year in the WBC.
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
4190 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:23 pm to
Hard to log into an account that I do not have a password for. Captain America has 22 hits and 44 TBs. On pace to shatter every batting record other than average. He’s a walking cheat code. We need to focus on the fact that Captain America is going to lead our great nation to the Promised Land in 2026!
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