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Bored at work so throw out some Dirty Work quotes
Posted on 8/16/13 at 9:43 am
Posted on 8/16/13 at 9:43 am
"Okay, Cole. Well, it's been nice doing business with you. Now you probably wanna go home and kick back and enjoy a nice, tall, cold glass of chihuahua piss or something."
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Posted on 8/16/13 at 9:44 am to MasCervezas
"In the land of the skunks, the man with half a nose is king!!!"
"He took my chainsaw... and now he's using it on MEEE!!!"
"He took my chainsaw... and now he's using it on MEEE!!!"
This post was edited on 8/16/13 at 9:45 am
Posted on 8/16/13 at 9:46 am to MasCervezas
"Rolling Stones! Street Fight! G ssseeeevvvuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!"
Posted on 8/16/13 at 9:46 am to CBandits82
you just hit G8
If you like Pina Colada....
If you like Pina Colada....
Posted on 8/16/13 at 9:49 am to MasCervezas
are you telling me that you bet on the fight in rocky III, and that you bet against rocky?
Posted on 8/16/13 at 9:50 am to CBandits82
quote:
G ssseeeevvvuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!"
"Men in Black....who have sex with each other"
Posted on 8/16/13 at 9:51 am to MasCervezas
"note to self: Sam just looked at the screen"
Posted on 8/16/13 at 9:53 am to MasCervezas
You fellas have a lot of growing up to do, I'll tell you that. Ridiculous. Completely ridiculous. Can you believe these characters? Way out of line. Way out of line. Have a good mind to go to the warden about this. You know what hurts the most is the... the lack of respect. You know? That's what hurts the most. Except for the... Except for the other thing. That hurts the most. But the lack of respect hurts the second most.
Posted on 8/16/13 at 9:56 am to MasCervezas
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Note to self: remember to get arse wart cream for giant wart on my arse.
Posted on 8/16/13 at 9:59 am to Peazey
Homeless guy #1: that was so funny i almost shite my pants.
Homeless guy #2: almost?!
(high five)
Homeless guy #2: almost?!
(high five)
Posted on 8/16/13 at 10:04 am to Peazey
double post
This post was edited on 8/16/13 at 10:06 am
Posted on 8/16/13 at 10:05 am to MasCervezas
"no one puts baby in a corner"
Posted on 8/16/13 at 10:09 am to Napoleon
"Sometimes you got to remind the hen who the rooster is"
Posted on 8/16/13 at 10:13 am to LSUDav7
quote:
Oh, my God! It's a picture of you and my mom! And you're having sex!
Posted on 8/16/13 at 10:13 am to Peazey
hey, that's my shirt! you're wearing my shirt!
Posted on 8/16/13 at 10:30 am to MasCervezas
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Let me take you to Vegas, baby! You know what they say, it ain't over till the fat lady checks into a cheap hotel with Pops.
quote:
Mitch: Hey, homeless guys!
[Three homeless guys leaning outside Travis Cole's building look up listlessly at him]
Mitch: I'll tell ya what. I'll give you a dollar each if you'll go into this building here and run around yellin' and screamin'.
Homeless Guy: Uh, that's very nice, but I think what you probably need are, like, some psycho, out-of-control homeless guys?
Martin: Yeah, we're more the broken, spiritless, I've-lost-the-will-to-live type homeless guys.
Mitch: How about for two dollars?
quote:
[Shaking the trunk of the car containing the Saigon whore who bit off his nose]
Jimmy: WAKE UP SLUT! Well, well, well, we meet again... NOSE BITER! TIME TO PAY THE FIDDLER, WHORE!
very underrated movie IMO.
Posted on 8/16/13 at 10:30 am to MasCervezas
"I'm going to explain to you my managing style for the benefit.........of the new guys. 'So there you are tubby. Ugh, you look like a bucket of lard on a bad day! You baby gorilla, why don't you work a zoo and stop bothering people. Got a call today from Baskin & Robbins, they said they're only down to 5 flavors. You're swelling up as I'm talkin to ya. Look at this, how's it doin? (shakes belly tigatigateegatig) Hello ice cream, having a good time running around?' "
Posted on 8/16/13 at 10:33 am to LiguhTiguh
Don Rickles is great. What is funny is you can see Norm MacDonald trying to hold it together. Once when Norm was a guest on the Howard Stern show when Artie was still on the show, Norm said that scene required the most takes because everybody was laughing at Don Rickles.
Posted on 8/16/13 at 10:34 am to LiguhTiguh
love this partPosted on 8/16/13 at 10:36 am to MasCervezas
Sam: So, you mean to tell me that that sweet girl's grandmother runs a whorehouse out of the building we're about to destroy?
Mitch: Yeah, I feel awful doing this to Kathy.
Sam: Hey, uh, Mitch, you're really starting to like this Kathy, aren't ya?
Mitch: [with a huge, smirking grin] Nooooooo.
Sam: Mitch, I know you, man. When you say "no" like that, you really mean yes.
Mitch: What are ya talking about?
Sam: Watch, I'll show you. Mitch, uh, did you ever rob a bank?
Mitch: [definitely] No.
Sam: Did you ever climb Mount Everest?
Mitch: [more definitely] No.
Sam: Did you ever say that you can see why women find Sean Connery sexy?
Mitch: [with a huge, smirking grin] Nooooooo. - Okay, so I like Kathy a little bit. Man, I hate the fact that we have to destroy her grandmother's building.
[pause]
Mitch: But we have to.
Sam: Yep.
Mitch: Yeah, I feel awful doing this to Kathy.
Sam: Hey, uh, Mitch, you're really starting to like this Kathy, aren't ya?
Mitch: [with a huge, smirking grin] Nooooooo.
Sam: Mitch, I know you, man. When you say "no" like that, you really mean yes.
Mitch: What are ya talking about?
Sam: Watch, I'll show you. Mitch, uh, did you ever rob a bank?
Mitch: [definitely] No.
Sam: Did you ever climb Mount Everest?
Mitch: [more definitely] No.
Sam: Did you ever say that you can see why women find Sean Connery sexy?
Mitch: [with a huge, smirking grin] Nooooooo. - Okay, so I like Kathy a little bit. Man, I hate the fact that we have to destroy her grandmother's building.
[pause]
Mitch: But we have to.
Sam: Yep.
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