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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Posted on 3/26/24 at 5:59 pm
Posted on 3/26/24 at 5:59 pm
Might have the most impressive cast of any movie ever.
From Carrie Fisher to Chris Rock to Dawson's Creek and everybody in between.
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From Carrie Fisher to Chris Rock to Dawson's Creek and everybody in between.

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Posted on 3/26/24 at 6:18 pm to i am dan
I always remembered Dogma having the top cast for those movies. But I haven’t thought of either in years. Except for this thread of course.
Posted on 3/26/24 at 7:11 pm to i am dan
Man... I don't know what the frick you just said, little kid, but you're special man, you reached out, and you touch a brother's heart.
Posted on 3/26/24 at 8:02 pm to i am dan
This was peak Kevin Smith, went downhill fast from here.
Posted on 3/26/24 at 8:04 pm to i am dan
Might have the most impressive cast of any movie ever.
Never saw Blues Brothers? Or A Bridge Too Far?
Huh.
Never saw Blues Brothers? Or A Bridge Too Far?
Huh.
This post was edited on 3/26/24 at 8:05 pm
Posted on 3/26/24 at 8:08 pm to i am dan
quote:The Longest Day laughs at your 'impressive cast.'
Might have the most impressive cast of any movie ever.
I'm not a big Smith fan. Mallrats is stupid. Clerks has some of the worst acting I've ever seen but Dogma and this one are pretty good. I thought Smith turned a corner and was going to start making a lot of big movies, but it never happened. Green Hornet was awful and there must be a reason the Star Wars shitfest at Disney hasn't let the 'world's biggest Star Wars fan' anywhere near their projects.
This post was edited on 3/26/24 at 8:14 pm
Posted on 3/26/24 at 9:16 pm to blueboy
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there must be a reason the Star Wars shitfest at Disney hasn't let the 'world's biggest Star Wars fan' anywhere near their projects
Wrong gender. Not gay.
Posted on 3/26/24 at 9:22 pm to i am dan
Yo baby you ever had your a-hole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?!
Posted on 3/26/24 at 9:24 pm to blueboy
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I'm not a big Smith fan. Mallrats is stupid. Clerks has some of the worst acting I've ever seen but Dogma and this one are pretty good. I thought Smith turned a corner and was going to start making a lot of big movies, but it never happened. Green Hornet was awful and there must be a reason the Star Wars shitfest at Disney hasn't let the 'world's biggest Star Wars fan' anywhere near their projects.
Hmmm?

Posted on 3/26/24 at 10:11 pm to i am dan
Posted on 3/26/24 at 10:20 pm to i am dan
What the frick is the internet?
Posted on 3/26/24 at 10:48 pm to PowerTool
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All you motherfrickers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna frick your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fricks who is makin' the movie... we're gonna make them eat our shite, then shite out our shite, and then eat their shite that's made up of our shite that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfricks are next. Love- Jay and Silent Bob.
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Jay : [singing] frick, frick, frick, frick, / Mother, mother frick, / Mother, mother frick, frick / Mother frick, mother frick, / Noise noise noise, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noise, noise noise / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? / We smoke the blunts. / Rollin' blunts and smokin'...
Teen #2 : Uh, let me get a nickel bag.
Jay : [singing] / Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that shite in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, / Yeah, what?
This post was edited on 3/26/24 at 10:52 pm
Posted on 3/27/24 at 12:24 am to i am dan
I got more white girls in there than the first lifeboat on the Titanic.
Posted on 3/27/24 at 5:58 am to Kenny Wu
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I'm not a big Smith fan. Mallrats is stupid. Clerks has some of the worst acting I've ever seen

Posted on 3/27/24 at 7:04 am to i am dan
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Might have the most impressive cast of any movie ever.
Outsiders would like to have a word with you.
Posted on 3/27/24 at 7:19 am to SouthEasternKaiju
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A Bridge Too Far?
Ah, the closing argument for the Caine-Hackman theory thesis.
Posted on 3/27/24 at 8:27 am to Saint Alfonzo
YO AFFLECK...PHANTOMS WAS THE BOMB YO
Posted on 3/27/24 at 8:37 am to PowerTool
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What the frick is the internet?

I re-watched this movie a few weeks ago. So many random historic one-liners.
The Tracy Morgan one above was also in the group lexicon for years.
Posted on 3/27/24 at 8:37 am to lsusa
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Ah, the closing argument for the Caine-Hackman theory thesis.

Posted on 3/27/24 at 9:09 am to SlowFlowPro
I had to smile the other day when i heard some kid recite “15 bucks…little man!”
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