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re: Lieutenant Dan's wife was butt ugly

Posted on 10/25/21 at 11:54 am to
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
59752 posts
Posted on 10/25/21 at 11:54 am to
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You'd think, after he got sober and rich, he'd upgrade from what he was used to.


He did.
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
38002 posts
Posted on 10/25/21 at 12:02 pm to
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I get it. It was his way to come to the realization of what happened in Vietnam, but he could have done much better....


For a man with no legs and a retard for a best friend, I think he did just fine. Plus he got free massages...and stumpy happy endings.
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
4729 posts
Posted on 10/25/21 at 12:03 pm to
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She's an interior designer in Jacksonville.


Her place looked like shite.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
62881 posts
Posted on 10/25/21 at 1:08 pm to
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I mean, considering where Lt Dan was headed, I’d say it turned out pretty well. How uppity can a double amputee who’s best friend is a retarded guy really get?



He was a multi-millionaire and a war hero.
This post was edited on 10/25/21 at 1:09 pm
Posted by LooseCannon22282
Mobile
Member since May 2008
34708 posts
Posted on 10/25/21 at 4:03 pm to
have you found Jesus yet Gump?

I didn't know i was supposed to be looking for him Sir.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
37134 posts
Posted on 10/25/21 at 4:31 pm to
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He was a multi-millionaire and a war hero.

And if anyone needed a plain, stabilizing wife, it was that drug addict who hit the lottery. A fashion model would've watched him ride the heroine horse to the grave while she counted her inheritance.
Posted by jmcwhrter
Member since Nov 2012
7146 posts
Posted on 10/25/21 at 4:58 pm to
Trivia: In Forrest Gump, Lieutenant Dan's wife had a moon face. Gary Sinise would then go on to star in 1995's "Apollo 13", alongside Tom Hanks and the actual moon.
This post was edited on 10/25/21 at 5:00 pm
Posted by USMCguy121
Northshore
Member since Aug 2021
6332 posts
Posted on 10/25/21 at 5:01 pm to
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And if anyone needed a plain, stabilizing wife, it was that drug addict who hit the lottery. A fashion model would've watched him ride the heroine horse to the grave while she counted her inheritance.


Right. she was a genuinely nice woman who loved him for him. Whether their body or attitude, asian women
Posted by Leotiger725
Member since Jan 2021
849 posts
Posted on 10/25/21 at 6:33 pm to
IWHI
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
129897 posts
Posted on 10/25/21 at 7:17 pm to
I mean, she's not beautiful but far from butt ugly, and you know she loves him for him which is worth a lot.
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