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Marci X: The most cringeworthy movie you'll ever see
Posted on 4/5/21 at 12:27 am
Posted on 4/5/21 at 12:27 am
Marci X might be the most uncomfortable thing I've ever had to sit through. Body-horror movies are easier to power through than watching this trainwreck. It was a movie released in 2003 that was already 15 years outdated and has the absolute worst acting, music, and screenwriting. The "black-people-be-like..." humor is so GD embarrassing.
The trailer is a horrible enough preview, but fails to foreshadow:
- Phoebe from Friends proving her "street-cred" to a crowd of black people by rapping about about purses and shopping with assistance from her white socialite friends.
- A gangsta rapper played by the wayan brother from "Major Payne" is forced to do an abstinence PSA with a flaming gay boy band imitating the backstreet boys.
- Speaking of imitation; a Suge Knight stand-in runs the record label for the Damon Wayon character from a luxurious prison cell suite.
- Lisa Kudrow's character is involved with doing a bunch of charities that include auctioning off a dinner date with Donald Trump.
- The outraged politician lady comes around to not canceling Damon Wayons singing about wanting it in the butt becuase she gets a mixtape about her from him.
- She is also pursuaded to stop the canceling by her son who says this to her: "I love you, Mom!...In the butt!"
- Marci X is a reference to Malcom X because Kudrow's character arc is to know what it's like to be black.
How TF did this movie get made?!
The trailer is a horrible enough preview, but fails to foreshadow:
- Phoebe from Friends proving her "street-cred" to a crowd of black people by rapping about about purses and shopping with assistance from her white socialite friends.
- A gangsta rapper played by the wayan brother from "Major Payne" is forced to do an abstinence PSA with a flaming gay boy band imitating the backstreet boys.
- Speaking of imitation; a Suge Knight stand-in runs the record label for the Damon Wayon character from a luxurious prison cell suite.
- Lisa Kudrow's character is involved with doing a bunch of charities that include auctioning off a dinner date with Donald Trump.
- The outraged politician lady comes around to not canceling Damon Wayons singing about wanting it in the butt becuase she gets a mixtape about her from him.
- She is also pursuaded to stop the canceling by her son who says this to her: "I love you, Mom!...In the butt!"
- Marci X is a reference to Malcom X because Kudrow's character arc is to know what it's like to be black.
How TF did this movie get made?!
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Posted on 4/5/21 at 1:00 am to Geaux Piggins Geaux
Hold my Zima..
Posted on 4/5/21 at 1:16 am to SEClint
Wow, Janusz Kiminsky shot that Vanilla Ice film. Damn, dude probably sends Spielberg thank you notes every week for dragging him out of that world.
Posted on 4/5/21 at 5:01 am to Geaux Piggins Geaux
I worked at a movie theater when Marci X came out. It was gone after two weeks.
Posted on 4/5/21 at 6:08 am to SEClint
I have seen this movie poster a 100 times, but this is the first time I'm noticing Ice's sunglasses! Check those out, the frame is friggin awesome! Why didn't I have these when I was 10!!!!???
Posted on 4/5/21 at 6:10 am to Geaux Piggins Geaux
Never even heard of it.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Posted on 4/5/21 at 6:40 am to Geaux Piggins Geaux
quote:
How TF did this movie get made?!
Welcome to the horrifying world of actors trying to show they are hip and edgy. On paper this sounded like an over the top comedy with some daring jokes.
On the screen it was a 10 car pileup with multiple fatalities. This sort of script is really hard to pull off but Hollywood keeps coming back to it again and again.
Kudrow and Wayans were both at the top of the comedic game going into the movie. It probably sounded like a slam dunk to everyone involved. Whoopsy!
Posted on 4/5/21 at 8:21 am to Geaux Piggins Geaux
I'll take your word for it.
Kudrows as bad a actor as her character was annoying on Friends.
Kudrows as bad a actor as her character was annoying on Friends.
Posted on 4/5/21 at 10:15 am to SEClint
quote:
When a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one way to melt it. Just add ice.
THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!
Posted on 4/5/21 at 10:34 am to Geaux Piggins Geaux
Says hey
Posted on 4/5/21 at 11:03 am to SEClint
I’ve never understood all the hate and jealousy directed at Vanilla Ice.
People are cruel.
People are cruel.
Posted on 4/5/21 at 11:05 am to Emteein
I love White Chicks. Terry Crews stole that movie
Posted on 4/5/21 at 1:23 pm to SportsGuyNOLA
quote:even he mocks his early 90s career
I’ve never understood all the hate and jealousy directed at Vanilla Ice.
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:52 pm to Geaux Piggins Geaux
quote:
played by the wayan brother from "Major Payne"
If you don't even know Damon Wayans name I'm not going to bother with the rest of your post.
Posted on 4/5/21 at 3:08 pm to Geaux Piggins Geaux
quote:It's rated R - does Phoebe get nekkid?
How TF did this movie get made?!
If the answer is "no", then I got nothing
Posted on 4/5/21 at 5:09 pm to FearlessFreep
quote:
It's rated R - does Phoebe get nekkid?
If the answer is "no", then I got nothing
She gets BBC'd hard
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