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Rock of Love Bus: 3/15/09

Posted on 3/15/09 at 12:03 pm
Posted by Lexo
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Posted on 3/15/09 at 12:03 pm
One of the best episodes so far. Don't want to spoil it for anyone, but, I thought Bret's response to Ashley's baby daddy's comment was priceless.

Not surprised by what happened at elimination at all.
Posted by horn3810
Jackson
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Posted on 3/15/09 at 1:10 pm to
whatsagoinon court and the somber hey oh make the show
Posted by thermal9221
Youngsville
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Posted on 3/15/09 at 2:33 pm to
only one really hot girl left
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 3/15/09 at 3:51 pm to
Best show of the season so far. Easily.

Some of these chicks date total asshats, which is awesome.

James: "Nobody pulls my pussy." Bret: "Sorry, James...but your girl got pulled." That is f'ing greatness. Bret =

Beverly needs to chill the hell out. It's a GOOD thing that her ex didn't come.

I love watching Big John when he has to babysit these chicks. It's hilarious.

Royal T? WTF? Brittanya is a G. I think she'd have been okay with just the punch, but I think the spitting thing is what got her kicked off.

Jaime is so GD goofy. I can't imagine that she'll be around too much longer. At least I sure as hell hope not. And the "friend" that showed up for her was a complete toolbag.

Mindy seems to have the #1 spot pretty much on lock right now. Unless she F's up big time, it's basically hers to lose.

Ashley's linebacker line about Beverly was hilarious. "These girls made me want to kill myself. They talked about cereal for three hours yesterday. Are you kidding me? Good luck having fun with the gopher and the 1986 prom queen." Man, it sucks that Ashley is gone. She sucks hardcore but she's pretty hilarious. Bret definitely has some pretty boring chicks left. But at least ew won't have to hear "lame" 37 times every show.

The awesome count was basically nonexistent (only one), but I kinda figured it would be low because most of the screen time was gonna be with the chicks and their exes. However, we did get not only a "Wassa Goin On Court," but also the funniest somber "heyoo" ever.

56 awesomes in 9 episodes.
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 3/15/09 at 4:06 pm to
i only caught the first 30 minutes are so and bret and big john were hilarious the whole time they were on camera.

also, lawlz at Ambre for saying about 10 times that her and Bret dated seriously for 10 months when they were holding auditions for ROL 3 about two months after her season wrapped.
This post was edited on 3/15/09 at 4:22 pm
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 3/15/09 at 8:47 pm to
Royal T
Posted by FLU
Purgatory
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 3/15/09 at 9:10 pm to
I'm glad Ashley is gone. She is a butterface if I've ever seen one. I think the Penthouse Pet will win.
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 3/15/09 at 9:18 pm to
ashley is one of the most beautiful women bret has ever seen
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
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Posted on 3/15/09 at 9:20 pm to
They could make a good season of G's to Gents with the ex's.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 3/15/09 at 9:50 pm to
quote:

ashley is one of the most beautiful women bret has ever seen

Yeah, what the hell was that?

She's sexy, no doubt. But her face is not pretty at all. Jesus, Bret.

And when they showed Ashley's ex James, and Ashley was like "When he walked in I was like 'Damn, he's looking GOOOOOOOD'," I was just like yup, that sounds about right.

It was so funny that even VH1 couldn't edit their interview to make it look like something else...Ashley and her babydaddy are clearly still in love (and F all the time).
Posted by 4cubbies
Member since Sep 2008
53631 posts
Posted on 3/15/09 at 9:55 pm to
i miss Ashley already. wtf is up with the penthouse girl? she's such a drama queen and acs like Bret just proposed to her every time she gets a pass. Beverly needs to shut up and start acting normal again.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
153589 posts
Posted on 3/15/09 at 10:00 pm to
Oh yeah, and how awesome was Taya's ex, Jaz..

That dude is MONEY. For a few seconds, I thought he was gonna go postal and murder Heather and Ambyre.
Posted by 4cubbies
Member since Sep 2008
53631 posts
Posted on 3/15/09 at 10:03 pm to
ambre was definitely channelling dr. phil
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81323 posts
Posted on 3/15/09 at 10:07 pm to
there are so many bitches that Jazz wants to choke the shite out of that its not even funny
Posted by SPEEDY
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Member since Dec 2003
85247 posts
Posted on 3/15/09 at 11:07 pm to
So I am watching this now, and I can only hope that "Wassa Goin On Court" will be the next VH-1 Celebreality show
Posted by Keys Open Doors
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Member since Dec 2008
32518 posts
Posted on 3/15/09 at 11:07 pm to
Mindy and her ex-boyfriend were pretty much the only socially acceptable people for this entire episode, so I enjoyed everyone else quite a bit.

Was the strip club manager in Showgirls based on Jaz? I figured he was acting for the cameras, but there's always a slim chance that he was actually being serious.

Jamie is becoming one of my favorites because she is so unintentionally funny. She moved all the way to Brooklyn to hang out with a band that performs in front of 200 people per show. Even better, he looks like a reject from Season 1 of the Pick-Up Artist.

Ashley finally got flustered when her boyfriend admitted to screwing her daily for the past year I'm surprised that she was able to convince Brett that she got her son's name tattooed right over her left implant.

I think Brett was actually falling for Ashley, and when she didn't immediately respond to his question at the elimination ceremony, his ego got hurt, and he eliminated her. I thought it was interesting how she showed almost no emotion. I guess James is right. He definitely pulls his bitches back.

Royal T should be a contestant on the next VH-1 show. Whether it is "I Love Buckwild", "Daisy of Love", or "Milf of Love", I could care less. I think he was pretty excited to see Brittanya fight with Heather.

Beverly has cemented herself a place on I Love Money 3.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
85247 posts
Posted on 3/15/09 at 11:13 pm to
quote:

Brittanya is a G. I think she'd have been okay with just the punch



Heather blocked that weak arse shite Brittanya threw. I think Heather would frick her up
Posted by SPEEDY
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Member since Dec 2003
85247 posts
Posted on 3/15/09 at 11:22 pm to
quote:

James: "Nobody pulls my pussy." Bret: "Sorry, James...but your girl got pulled." That is f'ing greatness.



James: "Nobody can pull my pussy"

**guitar screech in the background


Bret: "Whoa, whoa, whoa...slow down there James. Got some game going on G"

**images of Bret taking Ashley to the back of his bus and her climbing into his bed


Bret: "James, I hate to break the news but you girl got pulled"




fricking classic
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81323 posts
Posted on 3/15/09 at 11:23 pm to
If you notice Heather started telling Bret that she texted somebody about Jazz cause he's from ______ but they cut her off before we could get the scoop. Also, i still fricking hate Ambre's ugly pale arse so much.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
85247 posts
Posted on 3/15/09 at 11:27 pm to
Love Ashley going up to talk to Bret in her robe.

She had time to fix her hair and put on a ton of make-up, but not enough time to throw on a shirt and some shorts
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