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Posted on 6/13/18 at 9:14 am to TigerLunatik
quote:
Michael starts his Power Point presentation for Ryan and has to update his computer.
"Ok, estimated time, 12 minutes. So, this will take about 5 or 10 minutes."
the best part is that the update is to install or run PowerPoint for the first time on the computer. The quote you called out is funny, but the best part of the scene is that he is supposed to show the office how to use PowerPoint when he has never actually opened the software up prior to that meeting.
Posted on 6/13/18 at 10:03 am to VinegarStrokes
Yep. That was the obvious part. I was going with the underrated part to stay with the spirit of the thread. But, you make a great point.
Posted on 6/13/18 at 12:56 pm to TigerLunatik
Episode where Jan and Michael host dinner:
Michael sleeping on bench at the end of the bed.
His plasma TV
The song from Jan's old assistant.
Dwight showing up with his old babysitter as a date.
Video camera still set up in the bedroom.
Candle room and and office for Jan.
So many uncomfortable moments in that episode.
Michael sleeping on bench at the end of the bed.
His plasma TV
The song from Jan's old assistant.
Dwight showing up with his old babysitter as a date.
Video camera still set up in the bedroom.
Candle room and and office for Jan.
So many uncomfortable moments in that episode.
Posted on 6/13/18 at 12:57 pm to azcatiger
Considering that is possibly the most iconic episode of the entire series, I'm not sure anything from that episode qualifies as underrated.
Posted on 6/13/18 at 1:47 pm to Fun Bunch
Just saw this one last night:
On the Season 5 episode where Michael has to decide what to spend the surplus on - chairs or copiers - everyone has solitaire up on their computer, except Dwight.
On the Season 5 episode where Michael has to decide what to spend the surplus on - chairs or copiers - everyone has solitaire up on their computer, except Dwight.
Posted on 6/13/18 at 2:11 pm to HaveMercy
Hank stalling to stay up in the warm gets me every time




Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:56 pm to HaveMercy
quote:
everyone has solitaire up on their computer, except Dwight.
If you pay attention to that more often, it happens almost every time Creed, Meredith or Ryan's computer screen is shown. I find it hilarious too.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 6:28 pm to LSU Wayne
Another from Season 5 - the episode where Andy finds out about Dwight and Angela - Dwight challenges Andy to a dual. Meredith comments that she has had two guys fighting over her: to see which one gets to hold the camcorder.
I have to admit, I am watching the series now, for the first time. Started about 3 months ago and obviously I'm on Season 5. Better late than never.
I have to admit, I am watching the series now, for the first time. Started about 3 months ago and obviously I'm on Season 5. Better late than never.
Posted on 6/17/18 at 8:08 am to HaveMercy
Webster's dictionary defines wedding as the fusing of two metals with a hot torch
This post was edited on 6/17/18 at 8:19 am
Posted on 6/17/18 at 8:55 am to biglego
quote:
Was always funny how Creed randomly wouldn’t know the names of coworkers
That always makes me laugh.
I watched an episode last night where they stayed late to finish work so they wouldn't have to come in on a Saturday, but forgot to tell the security guard, and they got locked in the parking lot. They had to call the guard to come back and unlock the gate, but no one could remember his name. Everyone blurted out guesses, and Creed was the only one to know!
Posted on 6/17/18 at 9:38 am to Fun Bunch
quote:
Considering that is possibly the most iconic episode of the entire series, I'm not sure anything from that episode qualifies as underrated
Yep LOL. There have been entire threads on this board dedicated to that episode.
Posted on 6/17/18 at 7:40 pm to _Hurricane_
my favorite two lines from michael... " I am not superstitious but I am a little stitious" and then my next favorite is when him and Jan are talking and she says that she underestimated him and michael comes back "well maybe next you will estimate me"
Posted on 6/17/18 at 8:59 pm to _Hurricane_
Meant to post this when I caught it last week.
After Jim shared his Pam crush with Michael on Booze Cruise, the next episode Michael is obsessed with being on “the inside” of a secret he’ll quickly, predictably blow.
Cut to awkward vending machine scene with Jim.
Stanley walks in and patiently chooses a drink, forcing Scott into mindless code talk.
Michael: “You see the game last night?”
Jim: “Which one?”
Michael: “I don’t know, any of them.”
...more great-stupid Scott lines. Jim leaves and Michael (now furious with Stanley) slaps a drink button for him.
“Peach Ice Tea, you’re going to hate it.”

After Jim shared his Pam crush with Michael on Booze Cruise, the next episode Michael is obsessed with being on “the inside” of a secret he’ll quickly, predictably blow.
Cut to awkward vending machine scene with Jim.
Stanley walks in and patiently chooses a drink, forcing Scott into mindless code talk.

Michael: “You see the game last night?”
Jim: “Which one?”
Michael: “I don’t know, any of them.”
...more great-stupid Scott lines. Jim leaves and Michael (now furious with Stanley) slaps a drink button for him.
“Peach Ice Tea, you’re going to hate it.”

Posted on 6/17/18 at 9:11 pm to Backinthe615
I love when Jim tells Michael about Pam on the Booze Cruise, Michael says ...
"Really? I never woulda guessed that. Wow, I usually have a radar for that kind of stuff."
"Really? I never woulda guessed that. Wow, I usually have a radar for that kind of stuff."
Posted on 6/18/18 at 10:20 am to TigerLunatik
In The Fight, after he beats Dwight up in his dojo, Michael feels bad, so he tells Dwight it was all a test, and that his is promoted.
Dwight looks around the conference room and says, "Wow, I guess this will be my office."
Then before leaving, Dwight stands, clasps his hands, and bows, saying, "Thank you, Sensei. "
Michael's response:

Dwight looks around the conference room and says, "Wow, I guess this will be my office."

Then before leaving, Dwight stands, clasps his hands, and bows, saying, "Thank you, Sensei. "
Michael's response:

Posted on 6/18/18 at 10:41 am to _Hurricane_
The episode where Jim dressed up like Dwight. That scene is amazing obviously but Dwight trying to dress and impersonate Jim at the end is hilarious


Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:14 am to mylsuhat
I loved that. Cracks me up every time I see it.
This morning I was watching on the treadmill and watched "The Deposition". I literally had to slow down to a walk because I was laughing so hard. Sorry, this is kind of long, but I was damn near in tears. It's when they are first asking Michael about his relationship with Jan.
Lester: How long have you known the plaintiff?
Michael: I haven't actually seen it. But I have seen the firm, and I am planning on renting The Pelican Brief
Lester: How long have you known Ms. Levinson?
Michael: Six years and two months.
Lester: And you were directly under her the entire time?
Michael: That's what she said.
Lester: Excuse me?
Michael: That's what she said.
Lester: Ms. Levinson told you she was your direct superior?
Michael: Uh, wh-why would she say that?
Jan: Can we just move on to another question?
Diane: No wait, I don't understand. Who's on record on saying this?
Lester: With all due respect, I'm in the middle of a line of questioning. Now Mr. Scott, what did you say Ms. Levinson said? Regarding your employment status with respect to her corporate position.
Michael: Come again? That's what she said? I don't know what you're talking about.
Jan: Okay, if I may, he was just telling a joke before, so can we move on to another question?
Lester: Oh, are you sure?
Jan: Uh, yes.
Lester: Can you go back to where this digression began?
Deposition Reporter: [reading off paper] Mr. Schneider: And you were directly under her the entire time? Mr. Scott: That's what she said.
Michael: Well, delivery is all wrong. She's butchering it.
When the deposition reporter says that is when I lose it and then Michael critiquing her "performance".
This morning I was watching on the treadmill and watched "The Deposition". I literally had to slow down to a walk because I was laughing so hard. Sorry, this is kind of long, but I was damn near in tears. It's when they are first asking Michael about his relationship with Jan.
Lester: How long have you known the plaintiff?
Michael: I haven't actually seen it. But I have seen the firm, and I am planning on renting The Pelican Brief
Lester: How long have you known Ms. Levinson?
Michael: Six years and two months.
Lester: And you were directly under her the entire time?
Michael: That's what she said.
Lester: Excuse me?
Michael: That's what she said.
Lester: Ms. Levinson told you she was your direct superior?
Michael: Uh, wh-why would she say that?
Jan: Can we just move on to another question?
Diane: No wait, I don't understand. Who's on record on saying this?
Lester: With all due respect, I'm in the middle of a line of questioning. Now Mr. Scott, what did you say Ms. Levinson said? Regarding your employment status with respect to her corporate position.
Michael: Come again? That's what she said? I don't know what you're talking about.
Jan: Okay, if I may, he was just telling a joke before, so can we move on to another question?
Lester: Oh, are you sure?
Jan: Uh, yes.
Lester: Can you go back to where this digression began?
Deposition Reporter: [reading off paper] Mr. Schneider: And you were directly under her the entire time? Mr. Scott: That's what she said.
Michael: Well, delivery is all wrong. She's butchering it.
When the deposition reporter says that is when I lose it and then Michael critiquing her "performance".
Posted on 6/18/18 at 11:18 am to TigerLunatik
quote:
What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
also Michael to Jan after she tells him he's not the father of her kid
quote:
You cheated on me... when I specifically asked you not to?

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