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re: Why did Ray Finkle get a sex change?

Posted on 3/28/12 at 4:41 pm to
Posted by MontanaMax
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 4:41 pm to
The laces not being out drove him to a sex change.
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 5:09 pm to
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Why did Ray Finkle get a sex change?
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But she/he still had a penis


Posted by GFaceKillah
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 6:19 pm to
i always thought he just tucked. thats why you see the bulge in the back of his panties.

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Just as Ace is about to give up on his theory, Marino alerts Ace of a bulge he can see in Lt. Einhorn's silk panties. Ace now with concrete proof against Einhorn makes a short humiliating speech directed at Einhorn and spins her violently around to reveal Einhorn's/Finkle's huge penis and testicles tucked between her/his legs in her/his panties to the whole Miami police force. Ace reveals that Einhorn actually killed Podacter because "he found Captain Winky!" The whole Miami police force, Marino, and even Snowflake react in total disgust at this revelation of Lois Einhorn's true identity as Ray Finkle, suggesting Finkle had kissed all of them as he did with Ace.


from wiki so you know its true.




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This post was edited on 3/28/12 at 6:25 pm
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 6:41 pm to
maybe she just shite her pants?
Posted by Josh Fenderman
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 7:16 pm to
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i always thought he just tucked. thats why you see the bulge in the back of his panties.


This.

How did we get to page two of posts and most of you folks didn't realize this?
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 7:17 pm to
irrelevant

why did he act like a woman at all?
Posted by secfan123
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 7:34 pm to
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maybe she just shite her pants?


i got the joke when i saw the movie, but it damn sure looked more like she dropped a load back there rather than tucker her package
Posted by Thundercles
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 7:40 pm to
He probably acted like a woman because he had gone loopy.

It was probably much easier to get away with identity fraud back in the day. It's plausible that he/she faked a degree and experience.
Posted by mightynine
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 7:44 pm to
Remember, the original Einhorn went missing while hiking. Possible he stole the identity of someone already making their way up the police force.

Somewhat CSB, but I don't think I've ever laughed as hard at a movie when I saw this in a theatre. That place was rolling.
This post was edited on 3/28/12 at 7:50 pm
Posted by bulldog95
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 8:01 pm to
he only got tits, a slight face job, and hair. He still had a dick.
Posted by TigerNutwhack
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 8:20 pm to
You're right. I forgot about captain winky. Still, the point stands that Finkle/Einhoen probably seduced his way up the chain of command.
Posted by lsufan112001
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 8:31 pm to
Finkle and einhorn. Einhorn and finkle. Think. Why, how....
Posted by bulldog95
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 8:45 pm to
thats why all the cops were spitting and gagging when they saw mister winky. No telling how many she had kissed or done other sex acts with .
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 9:37 pm to
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Remember, the original Einhorn went missing while hiking. Possible he stole the identity of someone already making their way up the police force.


Yep. Finkle's cell at the nuthouse had the newspaper from when the real Einhorn disappeared. He just assumed the identity of whoever happened to disappear nearby.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 10:31 pm to
Watched this in part today on abc family. Ventura briefly talks about it doesn't he? Says basically after escaping from the mental institute he went fully bananas and changed to get away from having "the guy who lost them the super bowl" label.

But how does the timeline work? He screwed up the 84 super bowl right? Movie was in 94. How did fickle have time enough to go crazy post 84, go in to a mental institute for however long, escape, lay low for a while with the new identity, have a bunch of surgeries and be promoted to police captain in 9 years or so.
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 10:43 pm to
Like someone else posted, he stole the identity of a missing hiker. I guess he also pulled some kind of Face-Off move and stole not only her identity but also her entire face, and imitated Einhorn.

Einhorn is Finkle

Finkle is Einhorn
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 10:46 pm to
Ok I guess I was late to the timeline argument.
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 10:51 pm to
What I find interesting is we never learned if Roger Podactor ever found out that Finkle was Einhorn, we just know that he discovered Einhorn's bulge. That's not really a reason to throw someone over a balcony, so I'm guessing Podactor realized Einhorn was Finkle and called him/her out.
This post was edited on 3/28/12 at 10:52 pm
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 10:55 pm to
How can you watch is movie and not realized he tucked?

*not directed at you brad just a general thought.



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