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Are rubber fish earth-friendly? PETA wants to use fake fish for this years’ mullet toss.

Posted on 4/22/24 at 9:41 pm
Posted by uaslick
Tuscaloosa
Member since May 2011
850 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 9:41 pm
https://www.wsfa.com/2024/04/22/peta-wants-only-fake-fish-thrown-flora-bamas-annual-mullet-toss/

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PETA -- that’s People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals -- wants to change things up at the popular Mullet Toss at the Flora-Bama in one crucial way. The organization is calling for only fake fish to be tossed across the state line at the annual event that sees beachgoers throwing mullet between Florida and Alabama. “Every fish whose body is treated like a hacky sack at this event was once an individual who had a life precious to them, swam free, had feelings, and didn’t want to die,” says PETA President Ingrid Newkirk for a news release. “PETA wants to help modernize the moment with fabulous fake fish that no one had to die for.” The news release states that today PETA sent a letter to the Flora-Bama Lounge urging that the dead fish that are tossed at the popular event each year be replaced with reusable rubber ones. PETA says it will donate the rubber fish and also is offering to cater the event with “tasty vegan fish sandwiches that spare animals a violent death and don’t come with the mercury, iodine, sewage, and other contaminants that real fish contain.” We’ll let you know what the folks at the Flora-Bama have to say about this proposal. The next Flora-Bama Interstate Mullet Toss happens this coming weekend, Friday, April 26, though Sunday, April 28, at the Flora Bama, at 17401 Perdido Key Drive at the Alabama-Florida line. After the event, the fish are given to Alligator Alley in Summerdale for the alligators to eat. Copyright 2024 WALA. All rights reserved.
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
6816 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:20 pm to
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Are rubber fish earth-friendly? 

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PETA -- that’s People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals

???
Posted by weaveballs1
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
3042 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:36 pm to
This post was edited on 4/22/24 at 10:37 pm
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
5316 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:42 pm to


This youtube won’t get me banned right?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124569 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:45 pm to
What a cod-awful suggestion.



And yes, this is now a fish-pun thread.


Remember, brevity is the soul of wit,

But fish jokes are the wit of sole.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17062 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:48 pm to
Basically, my answer to that request would be:

PETA, GFY!!!
Posted by Buzz Lightbeer
Member since Feb 2018
1165 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 3:57 am to
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PETA wants to


Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65885 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 4:59 am to
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After the event, the fish are given to Alligator Alley in Summerdale for the alligators to eat.
Possibly some PITA folks could be added to their menu.

As it says in the DaNang phone book:

Nguyen Nguyen Nguyen
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18820 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 5:43 am to
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After the event, the fish are given to Alligator Alley in Summerdale for the alligators to eat.


What about the poor gators? Are they supposed to eat soy?
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30265 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 6:22 am to
None of those PETA types really care about all animals. At best, some of the celebrity women care about the fuzzy little cute ones with big brown eyes. But, the organization as a whole is just another weapon by progressives to destroy American culture. Mostly Southerners and rednecks go to the Mullet Toss? It must be stopped.

Guarantee you every one of those compassionate PETA types hires an exterminator for their residence.
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17267 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 6:36 am to
The hypocrites!

Plastic is a petroleum product. And petroleum is of course the devil to the environmental wackos.

So to protect the animals PETA supports polluting the environment not just with non biodegradable products but the GHG emissions to make said products which until PETA gets involved is a very very very low demand product. Then there’s the issue of plastic leaching into the water which is only beginning to be looked into.

Kill everyone and everything if it saves 1 trash fish. Doesn’t sound very sustainable.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56457 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:04 am to
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PETA
They see all of the other leftist homo groups getting attention, so they had to crank it up.
Posted by Northshore Aggie
Mandeville
Member since Sep 2022
4779 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:05 am to
"Spokesman for the Flora-Bama Lounge said they'd have to mullet over"
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124569 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:19 am to
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"Spokesman for the Flora-Bama Lounge said they'd have to mullet over"



Patrons noted the fake fish sounded like a crappie idea.
Posted by h0bnail
Member since Sep 2009
7440 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:21 am to
PETA just wants you to talk about PETA. They put out some ridiculous suggestion about once a month to garner attention. Apparently it works.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31306 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:24 am to
Walleye never thought I'd see such a ridiculous suggestion, but here we are.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124569 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:40 am to
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Walleye never thought I'd see such a ridiculous suggestion, but here we are.


They will roe the day they suggested this.

This post was edited on 4/23/24 at 8:41 am
Posted by HeadSlash
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Member since Aug 2006
49856 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 9:06 am to
@peta worrying about mullets
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