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Attending Timeshare Presentations For Free Vacations And/Or Gifts

Posted on 2/24/18 at 3:56 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117166 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 3:56 pm
Anyone on the board ever sat through one of these presentations in order to get something "free"?

I have not and do not plan to ever do so, but how are these companies able to give away free vacations, etc to so many people who do not purchase their product?

In Las Vegas there are a lot of these offers. "Attend presentation & get free helicopter ride to the grand canyon" or "Get a free Alaskan cruise", etc.

Let's say there is a presentation that offers a free cruise. It might cost the timeshare company $1000 for each cruise they give away.. So if they have a presentation and 20 people attend, that's $20k, Do they only need 1 out 20 people to buy their product to cover the cost for the free cruises they give away?

Buying a timeshare is one of the worst things you can "invest" in. First, what do they say to convince people a timeshare is worth buying? (I know people can be convinced to buy just about anything, but just wondering what is their sales pitch).

And I would imagine, if they are giving away "free" shite, they must be aggressive in their pitch.

Anyway, like I asked.. Anyone ever attended these things?
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
67822 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

It might cost the timeshare company $1000 for each cruise they give away..


what?
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 3:59 pm to
Timeshare? I like the 90s too.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27614 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 4:00 pm to
I know everything on the OT, but this is about as trashy as it gets.
Posted by fareplay
Member since Nov 2012
5873 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 4:02 pm to
cruises are like 300$ baw
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
40309 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 4:04 pm to
Trashy
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
58828 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 4:11 pm to
I enjoy them.
Sue me.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
125338 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 4:12 pm to
Posted by ronk
Member since Jan 2015
6901 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 4:14 pm to
I went through one in Cabo. “Sit through a one hour presentation and get a $600 resort credit. No pressure to buy”. It was 2 hours and super high pressure. I said no thanks about 10 times and then had to say I just want my credit and I’ll leave.
Posted by birdieman
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2012
1647 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 4:18 pm to
I know a timeshare salesman in nola who makes 250k to 300k every year out of the last 5. most dont last long in the business but the good ones make serious money.
This post was edited on 2/24/18 at 4:19 pm
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
3985 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 4:19 pm to
I had a golfing bud go to one and he said they stood up well to the pressure. Said it lasted a long time and then, they brought in "Lance".

He said Lance had enough gold chains on to sink a boat and that was when the hard sell began.

He and his wife finally got up and said they were promised a grand father clock for attending and they were leaving. He got the clock in a box and when he got back to his room it was cardboard. As he tells it, it was a grandfather clock.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
29341 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 4:25 pm to
My dad has done one before. He's an old bastard with nothing but time and he likes fricking with people. He said he messed with the guy for an hour acted all interested and asking a million questions then when the hour hit said "alright it's been an hour give me my free stuff" and got up and walked out.

I'm afraid he had too much fun and might start doing it as a hobby to collect free shite.
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
37451 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 4:28 pm to
My wife and I have an understanding. If she ever schedules any presentation of any kind for me to attend she owes me $1000. I haven't had to attend a presentation in a long time.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
21509 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 4:42 pm to
I did it in Myrtle Beach in 2014 and got 3 days on the beach (minus a couple hours) for less than $250.

Edit: My salesman knew he had a dead end when he asked me, “How much do you usually spend for your summer vacation? Probably over $2000 on average, right?”
My answer was, “If I spend more than $500 on this trip I’ll be disappointed with myself.”

Sales pitch over.
This post was edited on 2/24/18 at 5:12 pm
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
67918 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

Said it lasted a long time and then, they brought in "Lance".


When Lance enters, shite always gets real.
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
11370 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 5:02 pm to
I went to one at mountain resort in Arkansas several years ago. Nice place. Got 3 nights lodging for free. Food was better than expected and was the only expense while there. They tried the high pressure pitch during their sales presentation but I didn’t bite and it wasn’t a really big deal.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 5:09 pm to
I did. With wife.

We got a slew of activities.
They bought the activities cut rate.

Did not mind because I was considering it.
Hawaii. Maui.

More interested in Kauai and Oahu now. My wife has friends Maui. Mine are Oahu and Kauai.

Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
79963 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 5:16 pm to
I did one in the hill country of Texas. Two free nights if we sit through a presentation. It’s really quite easy to tell them “no thanks”. Sure they’re disappointed but whatever. I didn’t ask for the free vacation, they offered.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
19975 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 5:39 pm to
My wife's parents were cheap as hell and funded more than a couple family vacations by going to those.

I would rather stay home. Can't imagine making it through without leaving.
Posted by crazycubes
Member since Jan 2016
5256 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:01 pm to
Wife and I did just to see what it's all about. Talk about the "hard sell". It was crazy. We had to say, say more intently , then finally scream NO to get out of there alive.

We did get a free weekend cruise that we never used, haha! Oh well.

Never will do it again.

Eta

quote:
Said it lasted a long time and then, they brought in "Lance".


When Lance enters, shite always gets real


Totally this!
This post was edited on 2/24/18 at 6:03 pm
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