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Basset Hound uncovers a fun toy during walk

Posted on 9/9/19 at 11:05 pm
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
69766 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 11:05 pm



quote:

A dog owner was left red-faced when her pet found a bright pink sex toy in the woods and decided to carry it around with her.

Sara Middleton, of Ashington, Northumberland, took one of her five Basset Hounds on a walk in the forest yesterday.

But when Flossie emerged with a fluorescent sex aide in her mouth, her owner was keen to get home as soon as possible to avoid any embarrassment.

Unfortunately Flossie had other ideas and proceeded to carry it in her mouth for two miles, 'proudly waving her tail in the air'.



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She added that despite muttering to Flossie to put it down, she continued to walk on, attracting hilarious responses from fellow dog walkers.


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Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
25567 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 11:08 pm to
With its powerful sense of smell, it probably locked on a mile away.
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 11:08 pm to
I would let my dog play fetch in the park with that thing.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 11:24 pm to
quote:

took one of her five Basset Hounds on a walk in the forest


That’s this weird dog lady’s dildo.
The dog probably took it out there.

This post was edited on 9/9/19 at 11:25 pm
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
171553 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 11:24 pm to
British people love shagging in the woods behind the park.
Posted by xenythx
Member since Dec 2007
33072 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 11:25 pm to
She was so embarrassed that she posted it on Facebook for the world to see.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 11:26 pm to
Then the dog runs up and licks the owner.
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4673 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 11:31 pm to
When you can't find a bone...
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
69952 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 11:54 pm to
quote:

Northumbria
Dildo Baggins?
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 11:56 pm to
After watching LivePD, I am amazed at how many people carry dildos around with them to do everyday things
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
69952 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 11:57 pm to
I’ve been called worse.
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21107 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 11:58 pm to
Make sure the lube on the toy doesn’t have Dark Chocolate. That kills dogs.
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