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re: More than half way thru my prep

Posted by tketaco on 5/8/24 at 6:53 pm
[quote]I have one scheduled for the 24th. What can I do leading up to it to make sure I am as clean as possible? Foods to avoid, what to eat leading to it?[/quote] My directions were no popcorn or nuts within 7 days, I had 2 handfuls of Poprcorn after a pint of liqour Friday and a granola bar Mon...
2013 Toyota Tundra gotten 300k miles out of it. Definitely can last another 10 years. ...

re: More than half way thru my prep

Posted by tketaco on 5/8/24 at 4:57 pm
[quote]So why do their preop instructions say it is OK to take your morning medications if you're on any with a sip of water, but taking a sip of water in the waiting room is the end of the world?[/quote] Took my BP medicine with a small sip but it was at 630am but my procedure didn't happen till...
"Say something! That's what I thought you F**got POS!" Loved that exchange. Definitely a man that doesnt feel the internet is a real place, which it isn't. ...

re: More than half way thru my prep

Posted by tketaco on 5/8/24 at 11:57 am
Had a couple small ones in the colon and a polyp worthy of byopsy but not conerning in the upper. Just had Rudys BBQ and heading home. ...

re: More than half way thru my prep

Posted by tketaco on 5/8/24 at 8:41 am
Gonna get spit roasted. See ya guys at lunch. ...

re: More than half way thru my prep

Posted by tketaco on 5/8/24 at 6:48 am
[quote]You should have them do the Upper GI and colonoscopy at the same time .... get it overwith.[/quote] Getting both done. Everytime. Grandfather died of colon cancer so taking no risks. ...

re: More than half way thru my prep

Posted by tketaco on 5/7/24 at 11:08 pm
I cant even wipe anymore, i just dab and penguin walk back to the bed. Luckily i can recover from rash overnight. Just fricking painful. Super fricking hungry. ...

re: More than half way thru my prep

Posted by tketaco on 5/7/24 at 11:01 pm
[quote]bet your phone is covered in e .Coli right now.[/quote] Saving up for the Pink Eye later this week. ...

re: More than half way thru my prep

Posted by tketaco on 5/7/24 at 10:58 pm
[quote]no issues drinking those after the procedure? I’m almost scared to eat anything after the past 5 hours.[/quote] No issues at all. Its scary what I go ahead and do despite being warned. ...
Everything went downhill when they got rid of the tin popcorn cans. Just broke grandpa's heart. ...

re: More than half way thru my prep

Posted by tketaco on 5/7/24 at 10:38 pm
[quote]Keep your phone charged, frater. You’ll be spending a lot of time chained to the can as I’m sure you are aware.[/quote] Funny story, after my first colonocopy, my wife then gf asked the nurse if i could drink afterwards which she suggested against it. We later went to Captain Toms to have...

re: More than half way thru my prep

Posted by tketaco on 5/7/24 at 10:32 pm
[quote]This is when having a bidet comes in clutch. [/quote] Nope, bidet didnt stop rash and it stings. ...

re: More than half way thru my prep

Posted by tketaco on 5/7/24 at 10:28 pm
[quote]What prep are you doing 7 days out[/quote] My prep is the day before with clear liquid diet (no solids the whole day). But they tell you to not have popcorn or nuts 7 days from the procedure because the husks may stay in your gut and cause a false positive. They want it Clean Clean. Fi...

re: More than half way thru my prep

Posted by tketaco on 5/7/24 at 10:14 pm
Last couple ounces. That's all that is left. ...

re: More than half way thru my prep

Posted by tketaco on 5/7/24 at 9:55 pm
Had to dart to the toilet now. Getting intense now with less resistance. ...