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Caren whines: Why You Need to Stop Baking Bread
Posted on 5/2/20 at 7:49 am
Posted on 5/2/20 at 7:49 am
TYFYS, Medium
Caren White
quote:
I was walking down the baking aisle to see if the organic flour was on sale. Organic flour is expensive and I am poor so I always try to buy it when it goes on sale. There was no sale and no flour. The shelves were bare. My eyes travelled up to the top shelf. The shelf with the leavening ingredients. Also bare.
How could this be?
quote:
You see, I am one of THOSE people. You know the ones. You offer them a plate of food and they look at it suspiciously asking “Is that organic?” I want to know what is in my food so I make it myself. By the way, croutons? Made from my homemade bread. Breading for fried chicken? Made from my homemade bread. Stuffing for the Thanksgiving turkey? Made from my homemade bread. So when you buy up all of the flour and leavening ingredients for the sake of pretty photos on your Instagram feed you are literally taking food from my mouth. And the mouths of other families who also do their own their baking so that they can provide healthy food for their families.
quote:
Yes, I know that sounds harsh, but I’m willing to bet that not a single one of them stopped to think as they grabbed the last of the flour and the yeast that they were robbing other people’s children of their daily bread. Nope. I’m certain all they cared about was how impressed everyone was going to be with their picture perfect loaves of bread.
Caren White
Posted on 5/2/20 at 7:51 am to SlowFlowPro
People are fricking crazy
Posted on 5/2/20 at 7:51 am to SlowFlowPro
She has sooooo many issues.
Posted on 5/2/20 at 7:52 am to tigerjjs
I fricking hate people sometimes.
Posted on 5/2/20 at 7:53 am to SlowFlowPro
quote:
Breading for fried chicken? Made from my homemade bread
What?
Posted on 5/2/20 at 7:53 am to SlowFlowPro
Thanks to you now I’m a follower of her. And a Gardner.
Posted on 5/2/20 at 7:53 am to SlowFlowPro
Literally “OK Caren”...
And the comments are brutal....
And the comments are brutal....

This post was edited on 5/2/20 at 8:14 am
Posted on 5/2/20 at 7:54 am to SlowFlowPro

Also, what kind of psychopath breads fried chicken with old bread and not flour?
Posted on 5/2/20 at 7:54 am to Hangover Haven
yeah i had this lined up last night to post today and then i re-read this morning and was like...wait...Caren? seriously?
Posted on 5/2/20 at 7:55 am to upgrayedd
that lady doesn't have small children 

This post was edited on 5/2/20 at 7:55 am
Posted on 5/2/20 at 7:55 am to SlowFlowPro
She must have like 30 cats running around her house.
Posted on 5/2/20 at 7:57 am to SlowFlowPro
There's a lot of stuff she doesn't have. Most notably, a fully functional brain.
Posted on 5/2/20 at 7:57 am to SlowFlowPro
White people are stupid
Posted on 5/2/20 at 7:58 am to SlowFlowPro
If that is what happens when you eat organic, put some msg in my food please and thank you!
Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:00 am to SlowFlowPro
The comment section is pretty funny.
Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:00 am to SlowFlowPro
Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:00 am to SlowFlowPro
Add her to the growing every second list of people who need to be taken out of the gene pool.
Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:03 am to SlowFlowPro
This crazy cat lady will be the first one down when the zombies come
Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:03 am to Apache
quote:
She must have like 30 cats running around her house.
My son and I were behind a woman at Target one night, she probably had 12 large bags, and 25 cans of cat food. My son looks at me and says, “that’s a cat lady huh dad...“
I had to control myself from busting out laughing.
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