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Caren whines: Why You Need to Stop Baking Bread

Posted on 5/2/20 at 7:49 am
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 5/2/20 at 7:49 am
TYFYS, Medium

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I was walking down the baking aisle to see if the organic flour was on sale. Organic flour is expensive and I am poor so I always try to buy it when it goes on sale. There was no sale and no flour. The shelves were bare. My eyes travelled up to the top shelf. The shelf with the leavening ingredients. Also bare.

How could this be?


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You see, I am one of THOSE people. You know the ones. You offer them a plate of food and they look at it suspiciously asking “Is that organic?” I want to know what is in my food so I make it myself. By the way, croutons? Made from my homemade bread. Breading for fried chicken? Made from my homemade bread. Stuffing for the Thanksgiving turkey? Made from my homemade bread. So when you buy up all of the flour and leavening ingredients for the sake of pretty photos on your Instagram feed you are literally taking food from my mouth. And the mouths of other families who also do their own their baking so that they can provide healthy food for their families.


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Yes, I know that sounds harsh, but I’m willing to bet that not a single one of them stopped to think as they grabbed the last of the flour and the yeast that they were robbing other people’s children of their daily bread. Nope. I’m certain all they cared about was how impressed everyone was going to be with their picture perfect loaves of bread.


Caren White
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58301 posts
Posted on 5/2/20 at 7:51 am to
People are fricking crazy
Posted by tigerjjs
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 5/2/20 at 7:51 am to
She has sooooo many issues.
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 5/2/20 at 7:52 am to
I fricking hate people sometimes.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
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Posted on 5/2/20 at 7:53 am to
quote:

Breading for fried chicken? Made from my homemade bread


What?
Posted by canyon
MM23
Member since Dec 2003
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Posted on 5/2/20 at 7:53 am to
Thanks to you now I’m a follower of her. And a Gardner.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
29693 posts
Posted on 5/2/20 at 7:53 am to
Literally “OK Caren”...

And the comments are brutal....
This post was edited on 5/2/20 at 8:14 am
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 5/2/20 at 7:54 am to




Also, what kind of psychopath breads fried chicken with old bread and not flour?
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 5/2/20 at 7:54 am to
yeah i had this lined up last night to post today and then i re-read this morning and was like...wait...Caren? seriously?
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
450186 posts
Posted on 5/2/20 at 7:55 am to
that lady doesn't have small children
This post was edited on 5/2/20 at 7:55 am
Posted by Apache
San Diego
Member since Dec 2013
2624 posts
Posted on 5/2/20 at 7:55 am to
She must have like 30 cats running around her house.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 5/2/20 at 7:56 am to
Children = cats
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
136981 posts
Posted on 5/2/20 at 7:57 am to
There's a lot of stuff she doesn't have. Most notably, a fully functional brain.
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
45965 posts
Posted on 5/2/20 at 7:57 am to
White people are stupid
Posted by FreddieMac
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
24530 posts
Posted on 5/2/20 at 7:58 am to
If that is what happens when you eat organic, put some msg in my food please and thank you!
Posted by Jyrdis
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Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:00 am to
The comment section is pretty funny.
Posted by jimbeam
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Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:00 am to
Posted by flvelo12
Palm Harbor, Florida
Member since Jan 2012
3462 posts
Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:00 am to
Add her to the growing every second list of people who need to be taken out of the gene pool.
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:03 am to
This crazy cat lady will be the first one down when the zombies come
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
29693 posts
Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:03 am to
quote:

She must have like 30 cats running around her house.


My son and I were behind a woman at Target one night, she probably had 12 large bags, and 25 cans of cat food. My son looks at me and says, “that’s a cat lady huh dad...“

I had to control myself from busting out laughing.
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