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DIY Speed Bump

Posted on 3/11/25 at 3:57 pm
Posted by bayoubengals01
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2014
260 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 3:57 pm
How much trouble do you think someone could get in by installing a speed bump on a public road without permission from the city (BR)?
Posted by BeeFense5
Kenner
Member since Jul 2010
41952 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 3:58 pm to
Spike strips are more effective
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
24273 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 3:58 pm to
Gonna say that’s not a good idea. Actually, it’s a fricking awful idea. Hope someone doesn’t hit it and crash and die…
This post was edited on 3/11/25 at 4:01 pm
Posted by bbarras85
Member since Jul 2021
2182 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 3:59 pm to
no trouble at all. do it and report back
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
33009 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 4:00 pm to
It’s a great idea if you want to be personally responsible for any damage, without insurance coverage.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48515 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

How much trouble do you think someone could get in by installing a speed bump on a public road without permission from the city (BR)?


Ruin your life kind of trouble. You're toast criminally and civilly if someone goes over it at 70 mph and crashes and dies
This post was edited on 3/11/25 at 4:01 pm
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
74816 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 4:02 pm to
quote:

How much trouble do you think someone could get in by installing a speed bump on a public road without permission from the city (BR)?
Scruffy thinks you should do it.

Just do it in secret in the middle of the night.
Posted by Macfly
BR & DS
Member since Jan 2016
9461 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 4:04 pm to
The city doesn't fix potholes, so why should it worry about a hump?
Posted by DoctorTechnical
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2009
2896 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 4:10 pm to
Ask the Southdowns folks who lost power when someone hit the Cloverdale speedbump between Gladiola and Primrose at full speed and managed to take down a power pole down the road at Hyacinth.

TLDR: speedbump + fast&bad driver = no power for lots of people.
Posted by GoAwayImBaitn
On an island in the marsh
Member since Jul 2018
2613 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 4:16 pm to
Douchey neighbor down the street put a heavy rope across the road to deter people into slowing down. It really isn't much to go over at all but I often see people slowing down for it.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21037 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 4:17 pm to
Unless you tell no one will know you did I it. But, they will remove it with the quickness.
Posted by bayoubengals01
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2014
260 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 4:24 pm to
quote:

The city doesn't fix potholes, so why should it worry about a hump?


Maybe this is the move.
Posted by Joe_Dirte
The Boot
Member since Feb 2019
785 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 4:25 pm to
just throw a big rope across the road. it's barely a bump when cars hit it, but they will slow down before driving over it. and you can remove it easily when not in use. drivers don't pay any attention to those 'kids at play' signs
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
8838 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 4:47 pm to
quote:

You're toast criminally and civilly if someone goes over it at 70 mph and crashes and dies


Not really. The dead can't talk. Hide the speed bump and call 911. a-hole shouldn't have been speeding.
This post was edited on 3/11/25 at 4:48 pm
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2023
7280 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 5:21 pm to
quote:

How much trouble do you think someone could get in by installing a speed bump on a public road without permission from the city (BR)?


You could easily get away with it in a neighborhood in BR. The city has no clue what work projects they have going on and/or who completed them. If there was an issue you could convince the city that they did it.
Posted by brsa
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since Sep 2007
1161 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 6:27 pm to
Foam bricks are funny as hell.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
129891 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 6:29 pm to
Do better than the city, and make it more shapes like a curb
Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
20919 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 6:57 pm to
quote:

How much trouble do you think someone could get in by installing a speed bump on a public road without permission from the city (BR)?


Trouble from the city is your least worry. Gordon McKernan will be waiting for you the day after you install it with 10 people that claim back injury. Or maybe that would be Peyton Murphy the back and neck injury lawyer?
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
86284 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 7:26 pm to
Just explain to the city you were doing them a favor because eventually it will crack and you’re just preemptively filling it. Win win!
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
65737 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 7:27 pm to
I just keep a stroller with a doll in it right on the shoulder. It never fails.
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