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Does your dog hump pillows or stuffed animals?
Posted on 1/8/19 at 10:09 pm
Posted on 1/8/19 at 10:09 pm
Sir Winston is nearly 13 and still humps his trusty pillow about 3 times per month. It used to be 3 times per week.
He licks his jizz off the pillow and the pillow gets kind of yellow and crusty and smells like stale milk after a few months.
Towards the end of the life of a given pillow, Sir Winston will use his teeth to rip the pillow and spread the fluff around the room.
He licks his jizz off the pillow and the pillow gets kind of yellow and crusty and smells like stale milk after a few months.
Towards the end of the life of a given pillow, Sir Winston will use his teeth to rip the pillow and spread the fluff around the room.
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Posted on 1/8/19 at 10:10 pm to SirWinston
Yes, but she’s a female, so no jizz.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 10:10 pm to SirWinston
Who doesn't?
Posted on 1/8/19 at 10:11 pm to SirWinston
quote:
He licks his jizz off the pillow and the pillow gets kind of yellow and crusty and smells like stale milk after a few months.
Pets pick up the darnedest habits from their owners...
Posted on 1/8/19 at 10:12 pm to SirWinston
My dog humps the neighborhood kids.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 10:13 pm to SirWinston
That red carpet would probably get me feeling a little randy too.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 10:14 pm to SirWinston
Like a boss, pillow dropped
Posted on 1/8/19 at 10:15 pm to SirWinston
Don't let Rex see this.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 10:15 pm to SirWinston
Please tell the canine SirWinston to resist any urge to post pics of you humping your pillow as retribution for you betraying him here.
Thanks-
The OT
Thanks-
The OT
Posted on 1/8/19 at 10:18 pm to SirWinston
Posted on 1/8/19 at 10:19 pm to STLDawg
Straight up rape there.
This post was edited on 1/8/19 at 10:27 pm
Posted on 1/8/19 at 10:20 pm to SirWinston
Is this your dog?
This post was edited on 1/8/19 at 10:24 pm
Posted on 1/8/19 at 10:26 pm to SirWinston
Dude, I could turn your house into the most badass Don Draper esq space.
This post was edited on 1/8/19 at 10:27 pm
Posted on 1/8/19 at 10:41 pm to SirWinston
Goddamn your house is ugly as frick. What a shithole.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 10:51 pm to SirWinston
My grand-dog, Golden Retriever, humps a large stuffed animal. 
Posted on 1/8/19 at 10:53 pm to SirWinston
First time I fapped, I humped a pillow. Didn’t know what to do after, so I flipped it over and went to sleep. I did it again and again until the pillow was full of dried jizz. Was a comfortable pillow.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 10:56 pm to biglego
Wow, and here i thought blowing on my dick with a straw because i didnt understand what a blowjob was as a kid was weird
Posted on 1/8/19 at 10:56 pm to SirWinston
-wood paneling
-red carpet
What year is it?
-red carpet
What year is it?
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