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Facebook Marketplace question “Hot Stone Massage”

Posted on 12/31/22 at 6:04 pm
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27399 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 6:04 pm
I fit a demo apparently. Middle aged and have a penis. My Marketplace feed throws out a “hot stone massage” sales ad….

These are hookers right?

One pic is always the stones that are used in these massages. The next is a faceless pic of a woman in a hoochie dress.

Explain this to me.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27768 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 6:05 pm to
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102143 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 6:05 pm to
You don't really need that spare kidney anyway.
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
7176 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 6:30 pm to
Stone is a little too phallic for me, but hey whatever floats yer boat.
Posted by Tear It Up
The Deadening
Member since May 2005
13807 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 7:43 pm to
Message them and ask how much for “boom boom”
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
54915 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 7:44 pm to
I'm confused.

Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
47440 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 7:45 pm to
quote:

Message them and ask how much for “boom boom”


She love you short time, have to get to next customer.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
68793 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 7:47 pm to
The ads you see on Facebook are based primarily on your internet search history. For example, I see a lot of ads for watches, BBQ rubs, and scale models. So, if you’re seeing pictures of prostitutes, then that’s because you’ve been looking for them.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
65747 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 7:48 pm to
This isn't the same thing as heating up rocks in the firepit and throwing them at people, is it?
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
33144 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 7:50 pm to
My patnuhs Tool have a tune called Hooker With A Penis.


Just makes you think…..

Stellar chronicle, amigo
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
52869 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 7:50 pm to
quote:

I fit a demo apparently.

A demonstration?
Posted by bee Rye
New orleans
Member since Jan 2006
34173 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 7:53 pm to
Demolition
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68123 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 7:54 pm to

Will only cost you 75 roses.
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
5260 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 7:57 pm to
Pics of masseuse???
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
67929 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 7:59 pm to
quote:

Will only cost you 75 roses.


This guy Backpages.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8696 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 8:06 pm to
My massage therapist uses stones on me sometimes. They’re hot rocks that they use as part of the massage. Feels nice.

Now as for your ad, sounds like 55 year old Asian hookers baw. Tread carefully
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22291 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 8:07 pm to
Congrats on the future happy ending
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27399 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 8:12 pm to
quote:

if you’re seeing pictures of prostitutes, then that’s because you’ve been looking for them.


These aren’t ads. They are sellers. At least that’s how it appears. They come up as another random selller of items. I have clicked one of the links. So I fricked myself there. And I understand what you are saying about ads and Google and searches. But no. Porn searches are what google porn is made for. Believe me or not but I have never actually searched for a hooker. Not even single in the days of dial up internet.
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8461 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 8:39 pm to
Ex:



Yeah, I think it’s a Houston thing. I’ve never seen it pop up anywhere else.
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
5260 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 8:41 pm to
Thigh tattoo. Trashy. IWNHI.
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