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Florida Man Bites Off His Brother's Penis

Posted on 12/27/18 at 2:51 pm
Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
4580 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 2:51 pm
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In a bizarre event that could have only happened in Florida, a man has bitten his brother’s penis off after he found him having sex with his cousin on his favorite Dragon Ball Z blanket. It’s still unknown what pissed him off: the incest or the fact that they did it on his favorite blanket, or maybe both. We don’t know for sure, and we might never know. What we do know is that what he did was extreme.



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Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
13356 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 2:52 pm to
Florida is pretty weird place
This post was edited on 12/27/18 at 2:52 pm
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
14916 posts
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Posted by ellishughtiger
70118
Member since Jul 2004
21135 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 2:52 pm to
Sadly, Florida makes Alabama look normal
Posted by Federal Tiger
Connecticut
Member since Dec 2007
7997 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 2:53 pm to
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
67929 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 2:53 pm to
Nothing illegitimate about that site.
Posted by Cump11b
Member since Sep 2018
2026 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 2:53 pm to
quote:

It’s still unknown what pissed him off: the incest or the fact that they did it on his favorite blanket, or maybe both


Now this is the most Florida thing i've ever heard
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
57284 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 2:53 pm to
If it had been my Voltron blanket, I would have killed him.
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 2:53 pm to
Taste like chicken
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
69743 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 2:53 pm to




Posted by Master_yoda88
Sweden
Member since Jul 2018
784 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 2:53 pm to
Taking the University of Florida gator chomp to a whole new level.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 2:53 pm to
because that was his incest pussy

it wasnt about his favorite blanky
Posted by icegator337
Lafayette
Member since Jan 2013
3638 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 2:53 pm to


looks like a real baw's baw.
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 2:54 pm to
How do you let the bitting off part happen?
Posted by Hot Carl
Prayers up for 3
Member since Dec 2005
61162 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 2:55 pm to
Yeah...I’m gonna go ahead and call bullshite.
Posted by rich4pres
Knoxville
Member since Dec 2016
10519 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 2:58 pm to
Seriously, how would he even get close enough to do that?
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
117998 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 2:58 pm to
I’m a Florida connoisseur, but even this is too ridiculous for Florida. #FakeNews
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117187 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 2:59 pm to
Did they move their from Alabama?
Posted by Corkfather
Houston
Member since Sep 2007
19750 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

Florida Man


My favorite superhero.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
57284 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

Did they move their from Alabama?


Their what?
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