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re: Florida woman doused herself in Diet Mountain Dew to erase DNA after killing roommate

Posted on 8/14/23 at 1:41 pm to
Posted by LSUPERMAN
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
2789 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 1:41 pm to
She missed out by not putting a tattoo of a heart on her chest and so it would read "eye love cock".

Unless I am looking at it wrong then she would be cocked-eyed.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
19060 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 1:42 pm to
quote:

Her Facebook is pretty awesome but she looks way better in her mugshot.


Not sure awesome is the word I'd use
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
84096 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 1:45 pm to
Her eyes look surprisingly normal on the Crazy Eyed Killa Lady Scale.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
28689 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

does that neck tat say?


It'll say dale's little. Given it isnt centered it likely goes all the way around.

Too short to be just three worlds.

Given the baby rattle...

Dale's little slutty baby...

......... .or dirty girl
This post was edited on 8/14/23 at 1:48 pm
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
45416 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 1:53 pm to
Does that even work?
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
18091 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 1:57 pm to
Breaking news: woman covered in tattoos is trashy as frick and does crazy shite.
Posted by BZ504
Texas
Member since Oct 2005
11387 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 1:58 pm to
I looked at her FB. Good to know that she went to a Bible study in the last month.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
35398 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 2:01 pm to
Posted by Water
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2020
1058 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 2:03 pm to
From the neck tattoo, it looks like ‘Dale’ dodged a bullet
Posted by Pepperoni
Mar-a-Lago
Member since Aug 2013
3905 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

No regerts


FIFY
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
129937 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 2:12 pm to
quote:

Florida woman doused herself in Diet Mountain Dew to erase DNA after killing roommate


Did that work?
Posted by KennabraTiger
Kenner, LA
Member since Sep 2013
7164 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 2:13 pm to
I can see her pad
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
35398 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 2:17 pm to
The "tattoos aren't indicative of low class" crowd on here takes another L.
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
38794 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 2:20 pm to


Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
18091 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 2:23 pm to
You can see her maxi pad, plus the eyebrow piercing. Additional points awarded for fricking trashiness.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
17471 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 2:25 pm to
Anyone who has that many selfies should be institutionalized immediately.

Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
25580 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 2:27 pm to
i would not do the Dew...
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
92418 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 2:33 pm to
All it would need is a methed out gator and this would be the most Florida story, ever.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 2:36 pm to
Rough 35 yr old
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
92418 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

A recent study from North Carolina State University indicated that sucralose – a common artificial sweetener also known as Splenda and found in Diet Mountain Dew and other sodas – can break down the genetic material that makes up DNA.





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